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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Full Frontal Nudity (S01E01)

"Like I've done?"
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"Or else dead bracken."
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"Frank!"
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"Yes, han."
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"Can I borrow your goat?"
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"Uh, yes, that'll be all right."
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"Oh, leave me a pint for breakfast, will you?"
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"You know, that's the trouble"
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"With living halfway up a cliff--"
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"You feel so cut off."
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"You know, it takes me two hours every morning"
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"To get out onto the moors"
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"Collect my berries, chastise myself"
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"And two hours back in the evening."
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"Still, there's one thing about being a hermit--"
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"At least you meet people."
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"Oh, yes, i wouldn't go back To public relations."
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"Oh, well, bye for now, frank. must toddle."
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"Right, you two hermits"
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"Stop that sketch."
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"I think it's silly."
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"Go on, stop it, it's silly."
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"What do you mean? you can't stop it; it's on film."
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"That doesn't make any difference"
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"To the viewer at home, does it?"
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"Go on, get out."
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"Get off, go on, all of you."
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"Go on, move, move!"
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"Go on, get out."
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"Go on, get out. move, move."
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"Move, move!"
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"Hello, I wish to register a complaint."
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"Hello? miss?"
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"What do you mean miss?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I have a cold."
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"I wish to make a complaint."
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"Sorry, we're closing for lunch."
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"Never mind that, my lad"
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"I wish to complain"
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"About this parrot what I purchased"
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"Not half an hour ago from this very boutique."
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"Oh, yes, the norwegian blue. what's wrong with it?"
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"I'll tell you what's wrong with it."
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"It's dead, that's what's wrong with it."
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"No, no, it's resting, look."
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"Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one"
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"And I'm looking at one right now."
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"No, no, sir, it's not dead, it's resting."
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"Resting?"
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"Yeah, remarkable bird, the norwegian blue"
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"Beautiful plumage, isn't it?"
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"The plumage don't enter into it-- it's stone dead."
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"No, no, it's resting."
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"All right, then, if it's resting, I'll wake it up."
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"Hello, polly!"
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"I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up"
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"Polly parrot!"
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"There, it moved."
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"No, it didn't."
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"That was you pushing the cage."
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"I did not!"
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"Yes, you did."
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"Hello, polly!"
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"Polly!"
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"Polly parrot, wake up!"
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"Polly!"
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"Now, that's what I call a dead parrot."
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"No, no, it's stunned."
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"Look, my lad, I've had"
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"Just about enough of this."
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"That parrot is definitely deceased."
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"And when I bought it not half an hour ago"
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"You assured me that its lack of movement"
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"Was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk. You assured me that its lack of movement"
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"Was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
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"Well, sir..."
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"It's probably pining for the fjords."
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"pining for the fjords?"
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"What kind of talk is that?"
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"Look, why did it fall flat on its back"
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"The moment I got it home?"
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"The norwegian blue prefers kipping on its back."
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"It's a beautiful bird, lovely plumage."
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"Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot"
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"And I discovered that the only reason"
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"That it had been sitting on its perch in the first place"
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"Was that it had been nailed there."
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"Well, of course it was nailed there."
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"Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and... voom!"
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"Look, matey..."
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"This parrot wouldn't voom"
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"If I put 4,000 volts through it."
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"It's bleeding demised."
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"It's not, it's pining."
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"It's not pining, it's passed on."
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"This parrot is no more."
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"It has ceased to be."
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"It's expired and gone to meet its maker."
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"This is a late parrot."
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"It's a stiff."
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"Bereft of life, it rests in peace."
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"If you hadn't nailed it to the perch"
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"It would be pushing up the daisies."
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"It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible."
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"This is an ex-parrot."
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"Well, I'd better replace it, then."
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"If you want to get anything done in this country"
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"You've got to complain till you're blue in the mouth."
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"Sorry, guv, we're right out of parrots."
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"I see, I see, I get the picture."
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"I've got a slug."
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"Does it talk?"
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"Not really, no."
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"Well, it's scarcely a replacement, then, is it?"
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"Listen, I'll tell you what, tell you what"
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"If you go to my brother's pet shop in bolton"
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"He'll replace your parrot for you."
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"Bolton, eh?"
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"All right."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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