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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Full Frontal Nudity (S01E01)

"This is bolton, is it?"
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"No, no, it's, uh, ipswich."
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"That's inter-city rail for you."
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"I wish to make a complaint."
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"I don't have to do this, you know."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"I'm a qualified brain surgeon."
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"I only do this because I like being me own boss."
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"Uh, excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?"
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"Oh, yeah, it's not easy"
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"To pad these out to 30 minutes."
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"Well, I wish to make a complaint."
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"I got on the bolton train"
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"And found myself deposited here in ipswich."
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"No, this is bolton."
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"The pet shop owner's brother was lying."
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"Well, you can't blame british rail for that."
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"If this is bolton"
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"I shall return to the pet shop."
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"I understand that this is bolton."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, you told me it was ipswich."
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"It was a pun."
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"A pun?"
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"No, no, not a pun, no."
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"What's the other thing which reads the same backwards As forwards?"
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"A palindrome?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"It's not a palindrome."
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"The palindrome of Bolton would be notlob."
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"It don't work."
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"Look, what do you want?"
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"No, I'm sorry."
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"I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any further"
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"As I think this is getting too silly."
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"Quite agree, quite agree."
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"Silly, silly, silly."
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"Right, get on with it."
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"Get on with it!"
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"Oh... uh... oh, I'm sorry."
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"Uh... and now, um..."
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"Frontal nudity."
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"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I thought the film was longer."
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"Uh... uh, now, notlob... uh, bolton."
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"This is a frightened city."
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"Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear"
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"Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city."
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"Yes, gangs of old ladies"
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"Attacking defenseless, fit young men."
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"Take that!"
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"Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, you know"
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"Shove you off the pavement, like."
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"There's usually four or five of them."
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"Yeah, this... this used to be a nice neighborhood"
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"Before the old ladies started moving in."
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"Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops."
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"Well, mr. johnson's son kevin, he don't go out anymore."
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"He comes back from wrestling and locks himself in his room."
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"What are they in it for"
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"These old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace?"
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"Well, it... it's something to do, isn't it?"
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"It's good fun."
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"It's... it's like, uh... you know..."
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"Well, isn't it, eh?"
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"Favorite targets for the old ladies are telephone kiosks."
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"Well, come on, come on, off with you."
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"Clear out, come on, get out of it."
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"We have a lot of trouble with these oldies."
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"Pension day's the worst-- they go mad."
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"As soon as they get their hands on their money"
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"They blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat."
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"Well, yes, well, of course, come the 2:00 matinee"
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"All the old bags are in there"
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"Especially if it's something like the sound of music."
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"We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken"
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"All that sort of thing."
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"The whole problem of these senile delinquents"
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"Lies in their complete rejection"
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"Of the values of contemporary society."
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"They've seen their children grow up and become accountants"
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"Stockbrokers and even sociologists"
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"And they begin to wonder, is it all really..."
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"Oh, well, we sometimes feel we're to blame in some way"
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"For what our gran's become."
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"I mean, she used to be quite happy here"
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"Until she... she started on the crochet."
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"Crochet?"
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"Yeah, now she can't do without it."
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"20 balls of wool a day, sometimes."
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"If she can't get the wool, she gets violent."
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"What can we do about it?"
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"But this is not just an old ladies' town."
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"There are other equally dangerous gangs"
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"Such as the baby snatchers."
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"I just left my husband outside here"
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"While I went in to do some shopping"
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"And I came back and he was gone."
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"He was only 47."
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"And on the roads, too, vicious gangs of keep left signs."
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"Right, right, stop it."
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"This film's got silly."
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"Started off with a nice little idea"
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"About grannies attacking young men"
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"But now it's got silly."
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"This man's hair is too long for a vicar, too."
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"These signs are pretty badly made."
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"Right, now for a complete change of mood."
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"I've heard of unisex but I've never had it."
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"David hemmings appeared"
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"By permission of the national forestry commission."
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