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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Full Frontal Nudity (S01E01)

"Hmm..."
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"Hmm..."
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"It's..."
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"Monty python's flying circus."
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"Speaking as a public opinion poll"
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"I've had enough of the permissive society."
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"I haven't had enough of the permissive society."
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"I would not appear in a frontal nude scene unless it was valid."
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"In 1943, a group of british army officers"
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"Working deep behind enemy lines"
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"Carried out one of the most dangerous and heroic raids"
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"In the history of warfare."
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"But that's as may be."
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"And now..."
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"Come in."
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"What do you want?"
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"I'd like to leave the army, please, sir."
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"Good heavens, man, why?"
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"It's dangerous."
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"What?"
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"There are people with guns Out there, sir."
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"What?"
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"Real guns, sir, not toy ones, sir."
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"They've all got 'em, all of 'em, sir."
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"And some of 'em Have got tanks."
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"Watkins, they are on our side."
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"And grenades, sir, and machine guns, sir."
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"So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please."
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"Watkins, you've only been in the army a day."
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"I know, sir, but people get killed, properly dead, sir"
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"No barley, cross fingers, sir."
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"A bloke was telling me"
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"If you're in the army and there's a war"
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"You have to go and fight."
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"That's true."
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"Well, I mean... blimey"
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"I mean, if it was a big war"
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"Somebody could be hurt."
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"Watkins, why did you join the army?"
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"For the water-skiing and for the travel, sir."
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"And not for the killing, sir."
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"I asked them to put it On my form, sir-- no killing."
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"Watkins, are you a pacifist?"
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"No, sir, I'm not a pacifist, sir, I'm a coward."
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"That's a very silly line."
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"Sit down."
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"Awfully bad."
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"Two civilian gentlemen to see you, sir!"
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"Show them in, please, sergeant."
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"Mr. dino vercotti and mr. luigi vercotti!"
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"Good morning, colonel."
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"Good morning, gentlemen. Now, what can i do for you?"
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"You've, uh..."
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"You've got a nice Army base here, colonel."
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"Yes."
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"We wouldn't want anything to happen to it."
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"What?"
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"Oh, no, what my brother means"
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"Is it would be a shame if, uh..."
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"Oh, sorry, colonel."
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"Well, don't worry about that, but please do sit down."
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"No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel."
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"All right, but what do you want?"
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"Oh, what do we want?"
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"Very good, colonel."
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"Always the joker, luigi."
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"Explain it to the colonel, dino."
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"How many tanks you got, colonel?"
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"About 500 altogether."
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"500, eh?"
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"You ought to be careful, colonel."
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"We are careful, extremely careful."
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"'cause things break, don't they?"
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"Break?"
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"Well, everything breaks, don't it, colonel?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"Oh, see, my brother's clumsy, colonel"
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"And when he gets unhappy he breaks things."
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"Like, say he don't feel The army's playing fair by him"
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"He may start breaking things, colonel."
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"What is all this about?"
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"How many men you got here, colonel?"
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"Oh, uh... 7,000 infantry, 600 artillery"
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"And, uh... two divisions of paratroops."
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"Paratroops, dino."
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"It'd be a shame"
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"If someone was to set fire to them."
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"Set fire to them?"
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"Fires happen, colonel."
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"Things burn."
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"Look, what is all this about?"
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"My brother and i have got"
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"A little proposition for you, colonel."
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"Could save you a lot of bother."
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"You're doing all right here Aren't you, colonel?"
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"Well, suppose Some of your tanks was to get broken"
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"Or troops started getting lost, uh..."
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"Fights started breaking out"
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"During general inspection, like?"
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"It wouldn't be good for business Would it, colonel?"
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"Are you threatening me?"
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"Whatever made you think that, colonel?"
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"The colonel doesn't think We're nice people, luigi."
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"We're your buddies, colonel."
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"We want to look after you."
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"Look after me?"
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"We can guarantee you"
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"That not a single armored division"
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"Will get done over..."
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"For 15 bob a week."
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"No, no... 12 and six? No, no... eight and six?"
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"No, no... five bob?"
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"No, no, this is silly."
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"What's silly?"
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"No, the whole premise is silly"
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"And it's very badly written."
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"I'm the senior officer here"
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"And I haven't had a funny line yet"
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"So I'm stopping it."
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