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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Full Frontal Nudity (S01E01)

"Only your colleague said we ought to..."
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"Oh, dear, what's he been telling you now?"
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"Well, he said we should say"
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"dog kennels to you instead of mattress."
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"Oh, dear, hello, hello?"
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"Did you say mattress?"
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"Well, a little, yes."
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"I did ask you not to say mattress, didn't i?"
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"Now I've got to stand in the tea chest."
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"And did those feet in ancient times"
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"Walk upon england's mountains green..."
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"And was the holy lamb of god"
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"On england's pleasant..."
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"He should be all right now."
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"But don't... you know, just don't."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"Uh..."
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"We'd like to see the dog kennels, please."
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"Yes, second floor."
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"No, no, look, these dog kennels here, see?"
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"Mattresses?"
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"Oh, yes!"
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"Well, if you meant mattress, why didn't you say mattress?"
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"I mean, it's very confusing for me"
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"If you go and say dog kennels when you mean mattress."
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"Why not just say mattress?"
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"Well, I mean you put a bag over your head"
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"Last time I said mattress."
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"Bring me my bow of burning gold"
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"Bring me my arrows of desire"
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"Bring me my spear... Did somebody say mattress to mr. lambert?"
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"Twice."
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"Hey, everybody"
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"Somebody said mattress to mr. lambert twice!"
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"I shall not cease from mental strife"
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"Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand..."
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"On england's green and pleasant..."
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"Now, uh... can I help you?"
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"We want a mattress."
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"Oh, what did you say that for?"
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"But it's my only line!"
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"Well, you didn't have to say it. But it's my only line!"
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"Well, you didn't have to say it."
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"Full frontal nudity?"
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"Not in this part of esher."
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"I would only perform a scene"
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"In which there was total frontal nudity."
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"Now, I've noticed a tendency"
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"For this program to get rather silly."
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"Now, I do my best to keep things moving along"
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"But I'm not having things getting silly."
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"Those last two sketches I did got very silly indeed"
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"And that last one about the bed was even sillier."
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"Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do"
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"Except perhaps my wife... and some of her friends."
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"Oh, yes, and captain johnson."
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"Come to think of it"
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"Most people like a good laugh more than I do"
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"But that's beside the point."
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"Now, let's have a good, clean, healthy outdoor sketch."
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"Get some air into your lungs."
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"Ten, nine, eight and all that."
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"ah, yes, that's better."
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"now, let's hope this doesn't get silly."
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"Hello, are you a hermit by any chance?"
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"Yes, that's right."
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"Are you a hermit?"
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"Yes, I certainly am."
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"Well, I never."
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"What are you getting away from?"
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"Oh, you know, the usual--"
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"People, chat, gossip, you know."
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"Oh, I certainly do; it was the same with me."
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"I mean, there comes a time when you realize there's no good"
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"Frittering your life away"
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"In idleness and trivial chitchat."
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"Where's your cave?"
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"Oh, up the goat track, first on the left."
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"Oh, they're very nice up there, aren't they?"
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"Yes, they are, I've got a beauty."
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"A bit drafty, though, aren't they?"
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"No, we've had ours insulated."
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"Oh, yes?"
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"Yes, I used birds' nests, moss"
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"And oak leaves round the outside."
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"Oh, sounds marvelous."
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"Oh, it's a treat, it really is"
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"'cause otherwise, those stone caves can be so grim."
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"Yes, they really can be, can't they?"
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"They really can."
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"Morning, frank."
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"Uh, morning, norman."
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"Talking of moss, uh, you know mr. robinson?"
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"With the, uh, green loincloth?"
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"Uh, no, that's mr. seagrave."
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"Mr. robinson's the hermit"
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"Who lodges with mr. seagrave."
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"Yes, well, he's put me onto wattles."
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"Really? Yes, well, he's put me onto wattles."
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"Really?"
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"Yes. swears by them."
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"Morning, frank."
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"Morning, lionel."
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"Well, he says that moss tends to fall off the cave wall"
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"During cold weather."
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"You know, you might get a really bad spell"
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"And half the moss drops off the cave wall"
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"Leaving you cold."
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"Oh, well, mr. robinson's cave"
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"Has never been exactly nirvana, has it?"
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"Well, quite, that's what I mean."
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"Anyway, mr. rogers, he's the, uh, hermit..."
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"On the end."
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"Up at the top, yes."
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"Well, he tried wattles"
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"And he came out in a rash."
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"Really?"
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"Yes, and there's me with half a wall wattled."
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"I mean, what'll I do?"
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"Well, why don't you try birds' nests"
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