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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Full Frontal Nudity (S01E01)

"You can't do that!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I've done it. the sketch is over."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I want to leave the army"
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"Please, sir, it's dangerous."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Look, I stopped your sketch Five minutes ago, so get out of shot."
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"Right, director!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Close up."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Zoom in on me."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"That's better."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"It's only 'cause you couldn't think of a punch line."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Not true, not true."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"It's time for the cartoon."
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"Cue telecine-- ten, nine, eight..."
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"Our general public's not going to understand this, are they?"
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"Shut up, you eyeties!"
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"Ooh, what the devil's going on here?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Hey! hey, what's going..."
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"What's happening here?"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"Hey, oh, hey, stop that!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Well, ladies and gents"
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"Here it is, the show you've been wanking for"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"The show you've heard so much about."
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"This is the show that gives you what you want"
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"The way you like it."
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"So move right up front for full frontal nudity."
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"Excuse me..."
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"Will you sit down!"
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"I'm sorry."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"A cold ice cream, sweetie?"
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"Sit down!"
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"The owner of the vehicle with this license registration"
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"Will please move it; it's causing an obstruction."
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"Wasn't that just great, ladies and germs?"
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"Admittedly, a few problems, a few disappointments..."
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"Shut up, you pansy."
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"I paid for full frontal nudity"
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"And I'm going to get some."
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"Ta ta, sailor."
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"Full frontal nudity? never."
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"What do you think, barbara?"
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"Oh, no, no, no..."
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"Unless it was artistically valid, of course."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Full frontal nudity?"
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"Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid."
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"Or if the money was valid, and if it were a small part."
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"Good evening."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'd like to talk to you tonight"
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"About the place of the nude in my bed..."
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"Um..."
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"In the history of my bed..."
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"Of art... art-- I'm sorry."
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"The place of the nude in the history of tart..."
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"Call-girl-- I'm sorry."
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"I'll start again."
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"Bum-- oh, what a giveaway!"
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"The place of the nude in art."
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"Oh, hello there, father, uh... confessor, professor"
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"Your honor, your grace..."
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"I'm not your grace, I'm your elsie."
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"What a terrible joke!"
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"But it's my only line!"
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"We want to buy a bed, please."
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"Oh, certainly."
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"I'll get someone to attend to you."
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"Mr. verity!"
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"Can I help you, sir?"
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"Ah, yes, we'd like to buy a bed..."
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"A double bed, about £50."
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"Oh, no, I am afraid not, sir."
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"Our cheapest bed is £800, sir."
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"Eight hundred pounds!"
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"Oh, uh... perhaps I should have explained."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Mr. verity does tend to exaggerate"
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"So every figure he gives you will be ten times too high."
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"Otherwise he's perfectly all right, perfectly."
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"Oh, I see."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I see-- so your cheapest bed is £80?"
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"£800, yes, sir."
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"And how wide is it?"
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"Uh... the width is, uh... 60 feet wide."
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"Oh... six foot wide, eh?"
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"And the length?"
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"The length is, um..."
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"Lambert?"
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"Hmm?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"What is the length of the comfydown majorette?"
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"Uh... two foot long."
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"Two foot long?"
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"Ah, yes, you have to remember, of course"
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"To multiply everything mr. lambert says by three."
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"Uh... it's nothing he can help, you understand."
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"Apart from that he's perfectly all right."
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"I see, I'm sorry."
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"But it does mean"
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"That when he says a bed is two foot wide"
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"It is, in fact, 60 feet wide."
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"Oh, yes, I see..."
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"And that's not counting the mattress."
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"Oh, how much is that?"
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"Lambert will be able to help you there."
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"Lambert?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Will you show these 20 good people"
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"The, uh... dog kennel please?"
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"Certainly."
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"Dog kennel? no, no, no."
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"Mattresses, mattresses."
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"Oh, no, no, you have to say"
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"dog kennel to mr. lambert"
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"Because if you say mattress, he puts a bag over his head."
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"I should have explained."
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"Apart from that he's really all right."
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"Uh... um, uh, we'd like to see the dog kennels, please."
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"Dog kennels?"
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"Yes, we want to see the dog kennels."
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"Ah, yes, well, that's the pets department, second floor."
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"Oh, no, no, we want to see the dog kennels."
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"Yes, pets department, second floor."
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"No, no, no, we don't really want to see dog kennels"
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