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Clips from Seinfeld - The Non-Fat Yogurt (S05E05)

"I ran into George yesterday in the city."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"So how's the arm?"
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"- Oh, it's good. - What's the matter with your arm?"
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"- Nothing. - Yeah, his arm moves like this."
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"Your arm moves like this? I've never seen your arm move like this."
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"- Me either. - Well, it comes and goes."
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"It's like some kind of..."
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"...a spasm."
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"I asked Mr. Dinkins if he knew any good orthopedists."
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"He said he had the best. So I made an appointment for you. Dr. Dekter."
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"Mayor Dinkins got an appointment for him?"
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"You mentioned George's name to Mayor Dinkins?"
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"You discussed George with the mayor of New York?"
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"Dinkins was talking about you. He was discussing you!"
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"You know, Lloyd, I've been to the doctor."
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"- There's nothing they can do. - Hey!"
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"Mayor Dinkins set this up for you."
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"You know what kind of a doctor he must be?"
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"All right. All right, I'll go."
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"Well, that's great."
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"And I'll be very interested to hear the diagnosis."
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"Okay, well, we're coming down. All right. Okay."
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"I got a place that can analyze it. It's in Brooklyn."
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"- They said they could do it? - Yeah. It's 45 bucks."
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"All right, let's go to the yogurt store and get a specimen."
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"- Well, I hope you're satisfied. - What?"
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"Every word out of my son's mouth now is f**k, f**k, f**k."
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"You know what he said to me five minutes ago?"
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""Where's my f*****g cupcake?""
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"Gee, I'm really sorry."
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"He wants to be like you because you're a comedian."
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"- Maybe you could talk to him. - I'd be happy to."
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"Thank you."
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"Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt..."
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"...at the yogurt place. Does that have any fat in it?"
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"No f*****g way."
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"- It was very nice seeing you again. - Oh, it was good seeing you."
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"By the way, who was that gorgeous woman I saw you with the other day?"
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"- Just a friend of mine. - You must mean Elaine."
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"- Isn't she adorable? - She is, she is."
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"How about giving me her number?"
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"You know, Lloyd, I really don't have it."
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"She works at Pendant Publishing."
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"Elaine Benes."
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"- Great. Thanks a lot. - Yeah."
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"- Bye-bye. - Bye."
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"Oh, that Lloyd Braun, he is something, isn't he?"
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"I wouldn't hear of it. I said, "Nice try, granny"..."
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"...and I sent her to the back of the line."
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"Hello, Newman."
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"Hello, Jerry."
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"Say, this yogurt is really something, huh? And it's nonfat!"
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"I've been waiting for something like this my whole life, and it's finally here!"
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"Hey, Seinfeld."
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"I'd appreciate if you'd stop using obscenities around my son, huh?"
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"It was an accident. I'm gonna talk to him."
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"I'll have a small plain vanilla in a cup to go."
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"- That's nonfat, right? - That's right."
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"I'm on a special diet."
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"- The doctor said I can't have any fat. - Yeah, well, there is no fat."
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"Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!"
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"- Hurry, Jerry, hurry. - How's it doing?"
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"Not so good."
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"You can't have this tested now. It's melting."
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"- So what? - It changes the molecules."
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"You don't know what you're talking about."
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"Hey, fatso, I got a 90 in biology."
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"You call me fatso again, you're gonna be walking back."
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"Hi. I called earlier about getting the yogurt tested?"
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"Oh, right. Would you fill this out, please?"
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"- Does it matter if it's melted? - No."
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"- This is gonna take a couple of days. - That's okay."
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"Hello there."
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"Hello."
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"Test tubes."
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"Cool."
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"- What do you got there? - This is Mr. Giuliani's blood."
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"We're doing a cholesterol workup on it."
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"Okay, I'm done."
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"- It was really nice meeting you. - Well, the pleasure's all mine."
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"- You can't take that chemist out. - Why not?"
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"Because she's like the jury. She's gotta be sequestered."
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"I'm not taking her out just to influence the results."
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"- I think the whole thing stinks. - It smells. Smells bad."
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"- Smells really bad. - That's enough."
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"- What? - With the smells."
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"So he made an appointment for me to see Dinkins' doctor."
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"- He's just trying to humiliate me. - Yeah."
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"And I have to go. If I don't go, he'll know I'm lying."
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"What are you gonna do, sit in the doctor's office doing this?"
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"He's gonna think you're a mental patient."
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"I don't care."
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"Look, Lloyd doesn't know what he's up against."
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"This is nothing to me."
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"My whole life is a lie."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"So guess who called me."
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"- Oh, don't tell me. Lloyd? - We're going out tomorrow night."
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"All right, look, he's gonna ask you about my arm."
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"So just tell him I banged it against a desk..."
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"...and it's been moving involuntarily ever since."
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"I can't say that."
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"- Why not? - What if I like him?"
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"- I'm gonna start out lying to this guy? - So you're taking his side?"
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"No, but what if we get married?"
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"We'll always have that between us."
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"Already you're marrying this guy?"
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"- You never know. - Believe me..."
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"- ...you're not gonna marry him. - What if we become a couple?"
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"Every time we see you, you're gonna be walking around going like this?"
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"Even you can't keep that up."
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"Oh, I believe he can."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- You know Jerry. - Of course. He's a funny f****r."
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"See?"
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"Listen, Matthew, I want to explain something to you."
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"Now, cursing is not something that most comedians do."
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"- You did it. - That's true, but it was an accident."
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"I haven't done it since, and I would never do it again."
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