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Clips from Friends - The One with Two Parts: Part 2 (S01E01)

"Please, have a heart."
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"- I'll take a look at him. - Oh, thank you."
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"- Michael. - Rachel."
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"- What? - Monica."
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"- Oh. - Hi."
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"Hey."
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"Urs."
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"What are you doing here? I've been trying to call you."
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"Listen, um..."
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"Don't say listen. I know that listen. I've said that listen."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I don't get it. What happened?"
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"What about everything you said under the bridge?"
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"Yeah, um, ahem..."
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"You know, just forget about what I said under the bridge."
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"I was talking crazy that night. I was so drunk."
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"You don't drink."
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"That's right, I don't."
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"But I was drunk on you."
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"- Oh, Urs. - But, yeah, so it's not gonna work."
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"Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?"
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"If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?"
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"No."
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"No, I couldn't do that."
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"Um, then, yeah, it's because of Phoebe."
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"So you know, it's either her or me."
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"Then, uh... Then I'm sorry."
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"You know..."
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"...you're gonna be really, really hard to get over."
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"I know."
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"I don't know whether it's just because we're breaking up or what..."
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"...but you have never looked so beautiful."
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"Really?"
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"- Pheebs? - Yeah."
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"He looks so tiny."
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"- We just got the message. - Is he all right?"
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"Yeah, the doctor got the K out."
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"He also found an M and an O."
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"We think he was trying to spell out monkey."
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"The doctor says he'll be fine. He's just sleeping now."
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"So you feel like a dad yet?"
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"No. Why?"
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"Hey, come on, you came through. You did what you had to do."
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"That is very dad."
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"Oh, look, he's waking up."
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"ROSS: Hey, fella. How you doing?"
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"[DUBBED IN SPANISH]"
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"ALL: Ooh."
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"NARRATOR: Previously on Friends:"
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"- Excuse me, miss. - It's Phoebe."
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"- Will that be all? CHANDLER: They're twins."
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"Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot."
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"- It's for Ursula. - Sure, yeah. Okay, it fits."
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"Marcel, give Rossy the remote."
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"[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]"
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"How did he do this?"
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"It's this whole stupid Ursula thing."
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"So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible?"
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"- You don't know my sister. - Talk to Joey."
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"- He's falling in love with her. - You won't lose him."
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"They haven't even slept together yet. That's not serious."
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"Oh. Um, yeah."
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"May we help you?"
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"[RACHEL YELLS]"
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"Rachel! Rachel!"
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"I'm okay. I'm okay."
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"RACHEL: Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow."
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"Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow."
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"Uh, hi, uh, my friend was taking down our Christmas lights..."
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"...and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or ankle."
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"My God, you still have your Christmas lights up?"
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"Fill this out and bring it back."
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"- Okay. Here you go. - Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow."
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"MONICA: Okay. Whew."
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"All right."
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"Name..."
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"...address..."
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"Okay. In case of emergency, call?"
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"You."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, that is so sweet."
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"Oh, gosh. I love you."
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"Okay, insurance?"
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"Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely gonna want some of that."
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"You don't have insurance?"
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"Why? How much is this gonna cost?"
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"I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars."
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"- What are we gonna do? - There's not much we can do."
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"Uh, unless I use yours."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"Well, now, wait a second."
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"Who did I just put as my in case of emergency person?"
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"That's insurance fraud."
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"Well, all right, then. Forget it. Might as well just go home."
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"- Ow, ow, ow, ow! - Okay, okay."
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"- Okay, come here. I hate this. - Thank you. I love you."
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"Hi, heh. Um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms."
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"Why?"
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"I am really an idiot."
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"You see, I was filling out my friend's form..."
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"...and instead of putting her information..."
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"...I put mine."
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"You are an idiot."
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"Yep, that's me. Heh. I am that stupid."
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"I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid."
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"- That's nice. - That's nice."
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"No, no. With him."
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"I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby."
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"I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me."
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"Tampa Bay's got a terrible team."
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"Right, but..."
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"...it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us."
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"And so I, uh, heh..."
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"I just heave it downfield."
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"What are you, crazy? That's a baby."
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"He should take the sack?"
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"Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield."
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"And I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right?"
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