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Clips from Friends - The One with Two Parts: Part 2 (S01E01)

"Only I know there's no way I'm not gonna get there in time."
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"So I am running and I'm running..."
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"...and that is when I woke up."
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"See, I am so not ready to be a father."
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"Hey, you're gonna be fine."
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"You're one of the most caring, responsible men in North America."
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"You're gonna make a great dad."
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"Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking."
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"Oh. Have either of you ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?"
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"Only if you order stuff."
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"I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday."
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"- Whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday? - When's that?"
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"ROSS: Uh..."
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"...tonight."
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"Ugh, man, what are the odds of that happening?"
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"You take your time."
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"There it is."
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"What can I do? I don't want to screw it up with Ursula."
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"And your friend Phoebe?"
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"If she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. Wouldn't you guys?"
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"Man, if you tried that on my birthday..."
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"...you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit."
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"You add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference."
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"Okay, uh..."
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"- Monica? - Yes?"
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"Yes, she is."
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"- Hi. This is my friend Rachel. - Hi."
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"Hi, uh, Rachel, I'm Dr. Mitchell."
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"And I'm his friend Dr. Rosen."
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"Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"God, young, young. I meant young, heh."
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"Young to be a doctor."
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"- Oh, good, Rach. - Thank you."
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"Right."
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"[R.E.M.'S WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? PLAYING ON STEREO]"
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"So he said it was just a sprain, and that was it."
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"Uh, you left out the stupid part."
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"It's not stupid."
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"The very cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes."
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"I think it's totally insane. I mean, they work for the hospital."
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"It's like returning to the scene of the crime."
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"- I say we blow off the dates. - What? Monica, they are cute."
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"They are doctors. Cute doctors. Doctors who are cute."
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"All right, what have we learned so far?"
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"[MUSIC STOPS]"
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"ALL: Surprise!"
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"What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap out of me."
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"- Was that the cake? - Yeah."
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"I got a lemon shmush."
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"Come on. She'll be here any minute."
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"RACHEL: I hope it's okay."
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"Happy Birthday, Peehee."
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"Maybe we can make a B out of one of those roses."
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"Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools."
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"- Hey, what's going on? CHANDLER: Oh, we just..."
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"ALL: Surprise!"
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"Oh, oh, oh!"
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"This is so great."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This was not at all scary."
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"Hi, everybody. Hi, Betty."
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"Betty, hi."
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"You found Betty. Oh, my gosh. This is so great."
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"Everybody I love is in the same room."
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"Where's Joey?"
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"Did you see Betty?"
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"I tell you, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried-tomato business."
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"Five years ago, if somebody'd said to me, Here's a tomato that looks like a prune..."
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"...I'd have said, Get out of my office."
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"Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?"
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"I'm not freaking out. I'm just saying..."
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"...if someone had come to me with the idea..."
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"Dad, Dad, Dad. I'm talking about the whole, uh, baby thing."
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"Did you, uh, ever get this sort of..."
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"...panicky, Oh, my God, I'm gonna be a father kind of a thing?"
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"No."
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"Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business."
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"I wasn't around that much."
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"Is that what this is about?"
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"No, no, Dad. I was just wondering."
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"There's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together."
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"You always wanted to go to colonial Williamsburg. How about we do that?"
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"Thanks, Dad. Really, heh."
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"You know, I just, I just..."
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"I just needed to know, um..."
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"...when did you start to feel like a father?"
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"Oh. Well, I guess it must have been the day after you were born."
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"We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep..."
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"...and they brought you in and gave you to me."
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"You were this ugly little red thing."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"And all of a sudden, you grabbed my finger with your whole fist..."
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"...and you squeezed it..."
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"...so tight."
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"And that's when I knew."
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"So you don't want to go to Williamsburg?"
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"We can go to Williamsburg."
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"Eat your fish."
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"[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]"
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"MONICA: Rachel, the cute doctors are here."
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"RACHEL: Okay, coming."
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"Hi, come on in. Hey, Michael, Jeffrey."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Uh, here, we brought wine."
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"Look at this. It's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine."
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"- So how could we resist? - Oh, that's great."
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"- So, Monica, how's the ankle? - It's, uh..."
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"[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Why don't you tell them?"
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"After all, it is your ankle."
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"You know, it's feeling a lot better. Thank you."
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"Listen, why don't you guys sit down, and we'll get you some glasses."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Um... - Stat."
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"Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are?"
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"- I mean, I think it'll be fine. - It will not. We'll get in trouble."
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