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Clips from Veep - Testimony (S04E04)

"Well, I wasn't responsible for the voice memos."
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"- So who would know about... - Mike McLintock."
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"Mr. McLintock, please rise"
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"and raise your right hand."
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"Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you're about to give is the truth,"
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"the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
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"So help me God. I do."
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"We have a witness go on record"
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"saying that they saw you in the White House parking lot"
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"with Mr. Egan, Ms. Brookheimer, and Senator Pierce."
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"That's correct."
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"I ran into them by chance"
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"because I was merely getting something from my car."
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"- What were you getting? - I'm sorry?"
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"What were you getting?"
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"Uh, I was getting some medicine."
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"What kind of medicine?"
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"Um, it's knee medicine."
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"Knee medicine?"
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"Yeah, knee medicine."
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"For one of... just one of my knees."
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"- Which one? - Which knee?"
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"My left... left knee, Your Honor, sir."
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"My left knee. I have problems with my left knee."
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"Um, it hurts when I crouch."
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"What was the name of the medicine?"
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"Um, I want to say it's called..."
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"Crouch Cream."
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"But that's not right."
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"It's a white tube with a red label."
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"I'm sure an intern could research this."
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"It has a silhouette of a horse on it."
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"I don't know why the horse is on there."
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"I guess horses probably have good knees."
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"So, um... but I think it's called..."
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"Knee-Z. Knee-Z Cream."
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"I don't think that's it. It's searchable."
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"I'm very positive."
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"Thank you for allowing me to attend to presidential matters."
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"We still wish to consider the outstanding issues"
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"concerning your daughter and Mr. Read."
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"Who have definitely split up."
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"I'm quite undone. I'm really upset."
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"Um, I had grown quite fond of dear Jason."
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"You've said he's too old for your daughter"
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"and that he can be controlling and that he has two personalities."
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"I have a statement I'm going to read."
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"I am sad to confirm the end"
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"of my daughter Catherine's engagement to Jason Read."
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"This was for personal reasons unconnected"
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"to the ongoing inquiries into my administration"
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"other than the strain said inquiries brought"
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"upon their relationship."
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"This may be a good day for truth,"
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"but a sad day for love."
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"You recommended an app for the president,"
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"- did you not? - Yes, ma'am."
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"Could you demonstrate how the app works on your phone?"
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"Yes, I'd be happy to."
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"So you go to your home screen, it's called."
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"Remember that."
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"And now you have to send it to someone."
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"So I could send it to..."
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"you want to give me your number?"
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"- Or I'll just send it to myself. - Fine."
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"So now all I do is appropriately touch"
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"the icon for record."
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"And... hey, Mike, it's Mike."
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"Um..."
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"you're probably not going to get this"
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"'cause you're in the hearings, but I just..."
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"- wanted to tell you... - That's quite enough."
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"I've got to go, Mike."
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"And then you just press send."
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"And it should instantly appear on my memo app."
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"Which it's not doing. Um, I don't know why."
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"I guess that's why they say don't work with animals or technology."
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"I mean, that's why Jaws was such a nightmare shoot."
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"I mean, mechanical shark, forget it."
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"Oh, Knee Free. That's the cream."
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"Knee Free, if you..."
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"Okay, here it is."
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"And... hey, Mike, it's Mike."
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"Um..."
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"you're probably not going to get this"
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"'cause you're in the hearings, but..."
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"Pretty good clarity."
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"Could we hear some of the messages that the president sent?"
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"No, because I deleted them. They're deleted."
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"I mean, truthfully, these things were just"
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"her talking about Advil and lemons."
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"Well, we'll see how many when we listen to them."
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"Sadly, sir, I deleted those."
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"Yeah, but they still exist in the cloud,"
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"as I'm sure you're aware."
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"Ben, are Dan and Amy on course?"
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"It can't happen."
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"Well, that could be about anything."
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"Probably about them..."
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"you know, mating."
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"And it can't happen?"
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"It can't happen that we lose this vote."
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"Or is that too far-fetched for you?"
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"Well, why did she mention it, then?"
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"Well, she was feverish."
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"So you're saying she wasn't in a fit state to govern?"
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"No, I'm not saying that."
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"If I was saying that, then that's what I would have said."
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"I mean, why are you throwing pebbles at a tank?"
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"Stop."
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"You know, that lady, she could govern herself"
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"through leprosy."
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"How would you characterize your friendship"
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"with Congresswoman Bennett?"
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"Uh, well, I wouldn't say that we're friends."
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"I would say that we are friendly."
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"So she's not on the committee to steer them away"
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"from issues that might be uncomfortable for you?"
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"No. Mm-mmm."
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"I'm president."
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