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Clips from Veep - Testimony (S04E04)

"I don't have time for friends."
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"Madam President, it was you"
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"who appointed a special prosecutor"
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"and we are the team under your appointee."
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"Yeah, well, there you go."
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"Mr. Ryan."
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"It has come to this committee's attention"
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"that you suffered some emotional issues"
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"during the run-up to the Families First Bill."
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"I was touched."
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"Who touched you?"
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"I would rather not say at this time."
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"Or any."
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"Can you give us a reason why?"
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"Excuse me for one moment."
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"I just have a very... A very dry mouth."
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"Setting their identity aside..."
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"Setting their identity aside,"
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"where did this person touch you?"
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"Um..."
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"he touched me in a private place."
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"Can you be more specific? Was it the buttocks?"
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"No. No."
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"It was... it was around the other side."
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"The crotch, presumably."
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"Was there ever any contact"
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"between testicles and hands?"
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"Okay, listen,"
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"I thought that this was supposed to be about lobbying."
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"And it seems clear that the congresswoman"
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"is pulling focus away from the main concern of this panel."
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"Similarly with Ms. Brookheimer's dress."
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"She can't have believed that this would work."
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"She never looks this humble."
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"I'm not... I'm not sure what you're referring to, Mr. Ryan."
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"This is my everyday attire."
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"And I apologize if it offends you, but..."
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"But you saw what she just did with the..."
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"I mean, you saw that."
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"She is playing you like a cheap..."
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"- Careful. - Like an Xbox."
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"Mr. Ryan, trust me, no one is playing us. We are unplayable."
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"I'd like to hear more on the charges of molestation."
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"Go ahead."
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"Was there ever any contact between testicles and hands?"
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"No. Never."
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"My... spheres"
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"were always clothed."
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"I was in the workplace, so I..."
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"Did he always grope both testicles?"
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"I'm sorry, but can I be asked that question"
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"by a male committee member?"
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"No, I asked the question."
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"I'm sorry. I forgot the question."
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"Did your abuser touch both of your testicles?"
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"- Thank you, Mr. Egan. - Sure."
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"Who else was aware of this during your time at the White House?"
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"I, uh... I also saw it."
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"I can't stop..."
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"I can't stop thinking about it."
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"It's... you know, it's like a bell."
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"It can't be unrung."
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"Where did you see it happen?"
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"It was around the spheres."
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"I meant what area of the workplace."
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"Oh, yes. No, I'm sorry. Yes."
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"It was in a hallway."
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"Same time as Dan."
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"In fact, he was coming to fire Jonah as a scapegoat"
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"for the child mortality data breach. Oh!"
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"- Okay, there's no further questions. - Whoa, whoa, wait, wait."
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"Wait, wait. Can you repeat that, Mr. Splett?"
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"Uh, actually, I'd like to plead the fifth."
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"I'd like to plead the fifth, please."
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"Mr. Splett, can you repeat..."
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"Can you repeat what you just said, Mr. Splett?"
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"- We were investigating a serious allegation... - Congresswoman."
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"Of abuse in the... - Please!"
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"Can you repeat what you just said, Mr. Splett?"
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"Yes, I can. I'd like to plead the fifth."
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"- Before that. - Okay."
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"Uh, I think I mistakenly said"
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"that Dan was scapegoating Jonah"
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"for the child mortality data breach."
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"Can you tell us who was responsible for the data breach, Mr. Cafferty?"
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"No."
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"But you do know who was responsible?"
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"No."
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"Can you tell us anything at all about said data breach?"
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"No."
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"Are you gonna continue to answer every question"
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"with a one-word answer, Mr. Cafferty?"
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"No."
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"I am not."
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"Okay, that means nothing."
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"We need a name or this administration is in big trouble."
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"Gary Walsh, any thoughts?"
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"I don't know who that is."
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"Who... Gary?"
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"Walsh."
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"Oh, the... Yeah."
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"Senator, do you think it's possible"
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"Gary Walsh was responsible for making payments"
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"to Mr. Egan and Ms. Brookheimer"
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"to lobby against the Families First Bill?"
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"Forgive me for laughing at the notion."
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"Gary Walsh, you need to understand,"
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"is a 12-year-old boy"
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"trapped in the body of a 12-year-old girl."
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"Did you contact Amy Brookheimer and Daniel Clifford Egan"
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"after they had left the White House with regard to the Families First Bill?"
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"I did."
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"Did you agree to pay them to lobby"
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"against the bill on behalf of the president?"
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"Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope. No, I did not."
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"So did somebody else make this arrangement?"
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"Bill Ericsson."
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"- Will you let me finish my question? - Mm-hmm."
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"Someone else arranged to make such a payment?"
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"Yes."
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