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Clips from Family Guy - The Lois Quagmire (S20E20)

"Four tires, not one of them the same."
Family Guy
"- Is that guy still on the can? - I'll check."
Family Guy
"Let's all check."
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"(all gasp)"
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"I think he's had a heart attack."
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"He's dead."
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"Oh, my God, Dad, this is terrible."
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"I know. Your mother is gonna find out we had pizza."
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"What the..."
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"This is not the room I reserved."
Family Guy
"This is the honeymoon suite."
Family Guy
"Was that, "This is the honeymoon," comma, "sweet"?"
Family Guy
"Or, like, "room"?"
Family Guy
"Oh, you're not gonna get away with this."
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"I am gonna tweet mean stuff"
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"at celebrities that look vaguely like you."
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"Whoa, whoa, I had nothing to do with this."
Family Guy
"- Then how did this happen? - Well, I'm a platinum member"
Family Guy
"at all the hotel chains,"
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"so they probably just saw my name and upgraded us."
Family Guy
"Well, I don't know if I'm comfortable with this."
Family Guy
"Oh, no problem. Let me call the front desk"
Family Guy
"and see if they can switch us to a room with two beds."
Family Guy
"Ah, yes, we were wondering if we might be able to switch rooms?"
Family Guy
"Uh-huh. I see."
Family Guy
"So just a windowless single with no water pressure?"
Family Guy
"No, you know what, it's fine. We're already here."
Family Guy
"My wife says, no, it's fine, we're already here."
Family Guy
"(chuckles): Oh, you heard that. Okay, thanks, anyway."
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"But don't get any ideas,"
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"because nothing is gonna happen between us."
Family Guy
"You have nothing to worry about."
Family Guy
"I'll be more of a gentleman than John Wayne Bobbitt"
Family Guy
"with his second wife."
Family Guy
"Hey, honey, would you take out the trash?"
Family Guy
"Yes, yeah, absolutely."
Family Guy
"(panting) Love it, love it. What else?"
Family Guy
"Well, I have been dying to see that new Rebel Wilson movie."
Family Guy
"I hear she raps, like, a lot."
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"Let's just do this."
Family Guy
"Okay, we have to get rid of this body"
Family Guy
"so your mom can't connect us with the pizza."
Family Guy
"Anybody got any ideas?"
Family Guy
"We could put a yarmulke on him"
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"a-and dump him in the town square."
Family Guy
"Pretend it's a hate crime."
Family Guy
"Chris, come on. Where we gonna get a yarmulke?"
Family Guy
"We should float him with balloons, like in Up."
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"- Then he's the sky's problem. - (electronic ding)"
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"- Oh, my God, he got a text. - Brian, get it."
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"I'm not fishing it out of his pants, 'cause I'm into chicks."
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"Oh, no. This means there are still undelivered pizzas"
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"- in his car. - The restaurant's gonna know"
Family Guy
"ours was the last one he dropped off before he disappeared."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, that means Mom will find out."
Family Guy
"Which means we got to deliver the rest of his pizzas."
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"And we'll leave him and his car at the last stop."
Family Guy
"Well, if we're going in the car, that means I can take the iPad."
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"Mom said."
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"(mellow jazz playing)"
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"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Okay, it's showtime."
Family Guy
"Ladies, you're looking wealthy tonight."
Family Guy
"I'd like you to meet my husband."
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"We're married, hence the rings."
Family Guy
"Enchanté. I'm a pilot and I read books."
Family Guy
"This is Madison Lexington-Broadway."
Family Guy
"She runs a scholarship for underprivileged WASPs"
Family Guy
"who can only afford Cornell."
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"My father shoots elephants."
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"And Vivian Yachtbrunch,"
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"who sailed directly into the building from Turks and Caicos."
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"I summer in Antibes, and I winter in the spring."
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"And, of course, Scowly Tight-Anus,"
Family Guy
"the granddaughter of both Henry Tight and Randolph Anus."
Family Guy
"We were a clipping on the Jay Leno Program."
Family Guy
"May I say that you have the breasts of an obese woman"
Family Guy
"and the arms of an anorexic."
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"(giggling, gasping)"
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"('80s video game flourish plays)"
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"(continues mellow jazz melody)"
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"(song ends)"
Family Guy
"Hey, this is a lot of fun for everybody."
Family Guy
"Do you mind if I upstage you at your job?"
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"Attention, everybody, this is your captain."
Family Guy
"I'm not going to turn on the "fasten seatbelt" sign."
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"You guys can do whatever you want."
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"(passengers applauding, whooping)"
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"Now I get it. I'm sorry I played your saxophone."
Family Guy
"God, this car is depressing."
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"He's got three ashtrays in use."
Family Guy
"- Can you put on some music? - There's no CD player."
Family Guy
"Just a Discman with a cassette plug-in."
Family Guy
"You ever heard of a band called Special Delivery?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no. It's his band."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"Oh, they're all in uniforms, God bless 'em."
Family Guy
"Aw, dying on a stranger's toilet seat is bad,"
Family Guy
"but this is real bad."
Family Guy
"Dad, let's get back to the pizzas."
Family Guy
"Right. We deliver the pizzas and nobody calls the police."
Family Guy
"Now, where's our first stop?"
Family Guy
"The police station."
Family Guy
"(exclaims)"
Family Guy
"There are cameras everywhere."
Family Guy
"We can't be seen leaving those pizzas."
Family Guy
"But he can."
Family Guy
"Good thinking, Chris. All those in favor"
Family Guy
"of Meg getting in the dead guy's clothes with him"
Family Guy
"and scarecrowing him in, raise your hand."
Family Guy
"Fine, I'll do it."
Family Guy
"But only 'cause I'm starved for human contact"
Family Guy
"and he's not fully cold yet."
Family Guy
"Well, if it isn't Georgie, my fourth-best friend,"
Family Guy
"in the weirdly gray flesh."
Family Guy
"Haven't seen you since I ordered that calzone."
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"Hey, I hate to be the bearer of bad shoes,"
Family Guy
"but your sneaker's untied."
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"(Meg sighs)"
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