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Clips from The Great North - Dead Moon Walking Adventure (S02E02)

"but I got a tank top that says "Fart Loading""
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"ready to take its place."
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"And then, we'll attach the tether apparatus"
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"around the museum and to the back of the family van."
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"I'll pull the museum forward,"
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"and as it passes over each log in the rear,"
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"you guys will lift said log"
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"and move it to the front of the other log."
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"And, of course, this must all be done"
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"in the dead of night when there won't be any cars on the roads."
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"Now, I'm usually not one to be tooting horns,"
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"but, uh, a-tooty-too-toot, this plan is perfection."
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"What else can we roll over here?"
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"Can we get a Dave & Busters on the premises?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Hey, Moon, um..."
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"So... I may have inadvertently fixed your Debbie problem."
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"Really? How?"
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"Well, you know how I do"
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"my weekly check-ins with Principal Gibbons"
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"because I'm head of the Junior Janitors?"
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"- Yeah. - Well..."
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"I may have been doing that weekly check-in"
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"and everything about Debbie may have kind of"
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"totally accidentally come spilling out."
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"You ratted?"
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"GIBBONS Will Moon Tobin"
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"and Debbie Van please come to the principal's office."
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"Would you be less mad if I told you"
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"he has Andes after-dinner mints on his desk this week?"
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"No? Okay, bye."
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"Now, Debbie, what is this I hear"
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"about you saying you're gonna beat up Moon on Friday?"
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"Oh, yeah, I did say that, but it's because I..."
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"have a crush on him. Oh."
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"Of course, yes. Romantic feelings at your age"
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"can be very confusing."
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"Yeah. Totally. So sorry."
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"Moon, would you like to share anything?"
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"- Mm-mm. - Well, feeling shy is also perfectly normal."
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"You guys can head back to class."
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"Thank you so much. I've sure learned my lesson."
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"- And, Moon. - Yeah?"
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"Take it easy on Debbie, okay? She's in new territory here."
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"Yup, I'll take it easy on Debbie."
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"Sure thing."
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"You listen to me, Pajanimal,"
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"you messed up big time trying to get me in trouble."
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"It wasn't me. Russell told Principal Gibbons..."
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"Well, your plan backfired because now"
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"I'm going to do a pee punch and a double poop punch."
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"So, first, you'll pee out the front."
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"Then you'll poop out the back. Then you'll poop out the front."
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"That's not possible."
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"A pee pee. A poo poo. A poo poo."
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"All right, time to figure out"
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"how to sneak into the wheel well of a 747."
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"Hey, Moon, how's the, uh..."
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"school project coming? Uh..."
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"You know, son, if I didn't know any better,"
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"I'd swear that you've attempted to change your appearance"
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"and are now planning to go on the lam"
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"so that a certain frenemy doesn't punch you."
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"Great guess, but don't try to stop me."
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"This is the only way now."
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"Well, I'm sure you're right."
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"Do you have everything packed that you need?"
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"Yup, just need to burn off my fingerprints"
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"and eat my SIM card."
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"Wonderful. Now, before you run away"
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"and live a life of adventure walking the highway"
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"and hustling pinball at truck stops,"
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"I wonder if you can just take one more look"
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"at your problem from a different angle."
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"You might find the answer is closer than you think."
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"Like, no one was threatening to beat me up this week,"
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"but my heart felt beat up"
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"about the Log Museum closing."
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"My problem was logs,"
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"and it turned out my solution was also logs."
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"Maybe your solution is right in front of you,"
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"and you just don't know it."
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"So, give it a think before you head out and never"
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"see us again, okay, bud?"
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"Hm... My problem is Debbie."
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"Maybe my solution is also Debbie."
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"Dad, is it okay if I walk over to the Van's house?"
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"Sure, just take the emergency phone"
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"and stay on the path."
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"I carved that path."
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"I'm not gonna abandon it now."
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"Hello, Debbie's mom."
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"Hi, Moon. I'm sorry, but Debbie isn't here right now."
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"She's at the ice rink... Uh-oh, I know that face."
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"Is Debbie planning to beat you up?"
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"You could tell that just from my face?"
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"Ugh, she threatens to beat people up pretty often."
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"Just last week, her orthodontist showed up here"
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"looking just like you do right now."
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"- What'd you do? - I saw her with her doll at Gluttony Gulch Buffet."
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"Yikes."
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"Why is she so worried about me"
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"seeing her play with a doll?"
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"We all still play with toys at our age."
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"We don't talk about it, but we know it happens."
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"Well, it's a little bit my fault, maybe."
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"I mean, I shouldn't tell you this,"
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"but you look like the kind of small bear"
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"that can keep a secret."
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"- Is that right? - Yup."
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"I made Debbie repeat kindergarten."
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"You held Debbie back? Why?"
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"Well, she was just so tiny back then."
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"And the first time she did kindergarten,"
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"when we lived in Death Cliff, she got picked on all year."
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"So, when we moved to Lone Moose, I thought"
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"it'd be a good idea for her to repeat kindergarten,"
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"so she'd be a little bigger. But guess what?"
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"- She hated it. - That's right, Moon."
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"She wouldn't talk to me for months."
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