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Clips from The Great North - Dead Moon Walking Adventure (S02E02)

"It wasn't until I bought her that doll"
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"that she started calling me Carissa again."
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"Then we worked our way back to Mom over the next few years,"
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"but the whole incident had some... lasting effects."
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"She really hates being seen as little in any way."
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"I see. So, she's not mean."
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"She's just hurt and kind of scared."
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"Come on, Moon, she's definitely mean."
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"But, yes, hurt and scared as well."
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"It's also the reason she wears those darn skates all the time,"
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"so she'll be taller and have weapons on her feet."
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"Thank you, Mrs. Van. I think I know what to do now."
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"No need to tell Debbie I was here."
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"Actually, it's probably better if you don't."
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"Sure thing, Moon."
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"Uh-oh. That's gonna be her father dropping her off."
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"Run, Moon. Cut through the backyard. Jump the fence."
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"See, Horton, it's working."
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"The museum will be open for decades to come,"
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"and I can visit you and Coco every day."
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"That's nice, Beef. That'll be real nice for you."
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"But..."
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"Oh, no, it's gonna hit the van."
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"Oh, no it didn't hit the v... oh, no, the rope's breaking."
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"Everyone get away from the museum!"
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"She's gonna break free."
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"- No! - Oh, no!"
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"We can save the museum."
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"Everyone, just grab some pieces."
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"We'll rebuild it and make it even better."
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"It'll be ten stories... no, 20 stories tall,"
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"- and visitors will come from around the world... - Beef."
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"Just let it die. It's what I want."
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"The land lease didn't get sold out from under me."
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"- I let it expire. - Why?"
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"I'm done, Beef."
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"The only people that come to the museum anymore"
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"are drifters that need to go number two,"
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"and there's this guy Rodney."
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"He always tries to put his mouth on a log,"
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"and when I stop him, he accuses me of doing 9/11."
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"I want to retire to Miami and get a girlfriend."
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"Maybe a boyfriend. Wear a thong underwear bathing suit."
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"Feel the sun on my lower cheeks."
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"I understand, Horton."
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"Far be it from me to stop a man"
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"that has so honorably served the history of logs"
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"from living out his dream."
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"Everyone deserves a chance to show off their butt"
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"in their autumn years if they wish."
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"Now, let me help you."
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"We need to get Coco out of there,"
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"so he can go to his new home."
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"He belongs with you, Beef. He always did."
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"You hear that, buddy? You're coming home with me."
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"Okay, Moon. Time to pull up or shut up."
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"- You can't. - Moon, are you sure?"
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"Yes."
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"Hey, Debbie."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Um, what the hell"
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"do you think you're doing?"
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"Why are you wearing a diaper?"
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"And holding that stuffed sloth?"
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"His name is Jeremy,"
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"and I'm publicly embarrassing myself"
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"to show you that it doesn't matter"
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"what people think about you."
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"So what if people think I'm a weirdo baby in a diaper?"
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"You're my friend, Debbie, and it's worth it"
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"to put myself out there to end this."
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"There's nothing wrong with still being little sometimes"
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"and wanting to play with a doll."
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"I got Jeremy when I was four,"
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"and I still hold him when I feel scared,"
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"like when I accidentally watched The Purge,"
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"and then when I watched all the sequels on purpose."
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"Personally, I think your doll is cool,"
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"and I would never pick on you for being small."
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"Oh, thank you so much."
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"That was such a great speech, Keith Bore-ison,"
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"but I have never even been embarrassed in my entire life."
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"And I don't own a doll."
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"And I'm not little, and I never have been."
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"When I came out of my mom's vagina,"
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"which was also very big,"
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"all the doctors in the hospital fainted"
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"because I was so large and scary."
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"Okay then, Debbie,"
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"proceed with the pee and poop and double poop punches,"
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"but just remember that, even after I've pooped out my front,"
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"I'll still be your friend."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Get out of here. I can't beat up some little diaper boy"
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"because that would be embarrassing for me."
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"And like I said, Moon Tobin,"
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"I've never ever been embarrassed."
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"This is probably the most triumphant"
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"I'll ever feel while wearing a diaper"
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"in front of a bunch of people."
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"At least, I hope so."
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"All hail Moon Tobin."
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"- The Diaper King. - Russell, no."
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"So, Moon, how'd your school probject turn out?"
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"Well, you were right, Dad."
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"The solution was right in front of me."
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"It was a large diaper and a stuffed sloth."
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"There you go. I'm proud of you,"
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"and Coco's happy for you, too."
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"Hey, Dad, where are you gonna keep Coco?"
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"Oh, I meant to tell you."
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"I'm gonna need you and Honeybee"
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"to move to a motel downtown."
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"Coco needs his space."
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"Fair enough, Dad. We'll go get our things."
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"Wolf, no."
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"It's the most important ♪"
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"Job in the world ♪"
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"♪ Not a doctor, a pilot, a mommy or a daddy, no ♪"
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"I'm talking about ♪"
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