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Clips from The Great North - Dead Moon Walking Adventure (S02E02)

"Look up there ♪"
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"What do you see? ♪"
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"Nature and stuff ♪"
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"- Like a rock ♪ - And a tree ♪"
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"Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"Catch some fish ♪"
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"Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"Wow ♪"
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"Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"In the Great North. ♪"
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"Welcome aboard the Death Moose Caboose."
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"Now departing for a traditional weekend "Log and Hog.""
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"First stop, the Log Museum,"
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"followed by gorging all-we-can-gorge"
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"at the Gluttony Gulch Buffet."
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"Now, why do they call the area we're going to Death Moose?"
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"Are there dead moose everywhere?"
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"Wait, am I saying that right?"
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"Is "moose" plural?"
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"Mooses seems very wrong. Mooses."
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"Mooses. Mooses."
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"It's only named that because it's exactly halfway"
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"between Death Cliff and Lone Moose."
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"It's a small strip of basically abandoned roadside shops"
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"set back and hidden by trees."
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"And if you didn't already know it was there,"
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"you would never find it."
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"That's why it's so perfect because we usually get"
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"Gluttony Gulch Buffet all to ourselves."
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"That way no one has to witness"
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"how gross we all are at buffets,"
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"because we are monsters."
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"I'm gonna make myself so sick."
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"Well, you won't get any judgement from me"
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"about your buffet style."
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"I know my way around a smorgasbord."
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"Look, look, look, look, look, look, look."
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"I lined my purse with tinfoil for leftovers."
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"I'm gonna fill this thing up with lasagna"
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"and up here, crab rangoon."
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"Before we fill our mouth holes with buffet foods,"
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"let's fill our brain holes with log knowledge."
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"Oop. Here we go."
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"Hello, logs."
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"Aw. He's asleep."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Hope I wasn't sawing logs."
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"I could accidentally ruin the museum."
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"Oh, good, log jokes."
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"Maybe I'll wait in the car."
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"Well, and what do we have here?"
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"It's the Tobin twigs and berries."
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"That's not what... That's not what that means."
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"And, Horton, may I introduce Honeybee."
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"She's... my wife."
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"Ugh, babe, what did we say?"
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"Sorry, to make sure I also say..."
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"She's nice."
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"There it is."
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"All right, we are ready for some hardcore"
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"log museum-ing, right, gang?"
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"Oh, they-they walked away."
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"Well, museum's all yours."
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"Oh, and, Beef, make sure you really savor today's visit."
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"- Okay? - I always do."
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"Let's get a closer look-see at this baby log-see."
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"Oh, this twig's got me under her spell."
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"Uh-oh, I feel a twig jig coming on."
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"Clear the dance floor, I'm gonna do my twig jig."
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"Oh. Nobody's looking at me. I-I'm not gonna do it."
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"Whee!"
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"All of the thrills, none of the moisture."
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"These are... fun,"
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"but is ChewBarka missing an eye? Yeah."
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"He used to have two, but now I pretend he's winking."
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"- Oh, wow, very... - Don't worry, Honeybee,"
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"you don't have to pretend to be interested in the logs."
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"We're really just here for these."
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"Technically, each patron is only allowed one"
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"chocolate-covered pretzel log per visit,"
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"but if Mr. Horton doesn't see you eat them..."
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"That dude just keeps refilling the jar."
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"Okay. Yeah, I'm in. These things are my whole life now."
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"Sorry the kids always eat all your chocolate logs, Horton,"
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"and sorry they're not better at hiding it."
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"Ah, you know me, Beef, I'm a pushover."
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"Hard for me to say no to anyone who loves my museum."
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"What's not to enjoy? I mean, come on, look at this."
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"So many of the wood world's brightest stars,"
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"including the pièce de résistance,"
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"Cocobolo,"
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"the single most stunning log in the world."
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"It's like Mother Earth made the oceans"
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"and the land and then thought,"
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""You know what? I'm gonna make something just for me,""
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"and then someone chopped it up"
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"and brought it right here for us to see with our unworthy eyes."
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"I know how you feel about the logs, Beef,"
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"and that's why it's so hard for me to tell you that,"
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"well, I have to close the museum."
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"You shut your filthy log hole."
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"Oh, sorry. Are you joking?"
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"Nope. My 50-year ground lease is up,"
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"and the owner sold the literal ground out from under me."
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"This is our last week, Beef. I'm sorry."
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"I know how much this place means to you."
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"Horton, no, I'm not ready to log off yet."
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"I didn't mean to be playful like that."
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"I'm actually very upset."
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"Look at him over there, Honeybee."
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"He's absolutely crushed about the ding darn museum."
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"Only getting soup at a buffet?"
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"It's the saddest thing I can think of."
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"They don't even serve soup. That's just orange juice"
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"in a bowl."
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"I don't know what to do. I mean,"
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