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Clips from The Great North - Dead Moon Walking Adventure (S02E02)

"He said maybe next year me and my mom and my brother"
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"could go with him, and I could be his flute caddie."
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"- Can you imagine? - Levon!"
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"Stop pretending those dodgeballs are your butt cheeks."
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"Am I gonna have to send you to the principal's office again?"
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"Oh, Robbie! Stop slow dancing with the climbing rope."
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"It's beautiful, but it's not on the curriculum."
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"- Huh. - What?"
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"Coach Kiely was mad at Levon,"
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"but then Robbie did something bad..."
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"I see what you're getting at. We just need to shift"
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"Debbie's anger for you onto someone else."
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"Yup. Then she'll be more mad at them,"
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"and she'll forget about how mad she is at me."
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"Bravo. It's genius. You guys want to see"
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"my flute caddie walk?"
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"Hello, Horton. I won't be long. I just wanted to say goodbye."
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"Course, Beef. I understand."
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"And, Beef, no rules today."
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"If you want to touch the cocobolo log,"
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"I'll turn the other way."
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"Do you want me to put on white gloves first?"
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"I keep some in the car in case this day ever came."
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"No, Beef, not necessary."
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"Hello, handsome."
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"Oh, sweet Suddenly Susan,"
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"it's so smooth, naturally oily to the touch,"
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"which of course is common for the tropical hardwoods"
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"of Central America. The grain..."
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"It's perfect."
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"Logs. Of course."
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"You knew how to save yourselves all along."
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"Honeybee, Wolf, Horton, come here!"
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"Look, the stone blocks for the pyramids"
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"were too heavy to move by hand,"
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"so they rolled them on logs."
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"We can't keep the museum on the land it currently rests on,"
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"but we can save the museum itself"
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"by moving it to our property."
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"Aw, well..."
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"- Uh... - It can stay rent-free"
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"and remain open for everyone."
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"And I can visit Coco whenever I want."
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"Do you hear that, Coco? You're safe now."
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"Beef, I'm not really sure that's a..."
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"I know it seems complicated,"
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"but I'll figure the whole thing out."
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"We'll do it exactly like they did back then."
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"Sick plan, Dad. Count us in."
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"And, Horton, you keep those chocolate logs coming."
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"We're gonna need our strength."
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"Okay, guys,"
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"every time Ms. McNamara supervises lunch,"
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"she walks the cafeteria"
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"eating her raspberry and cottage cheese"
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"mix-'em-up cup. At exactly the right moment,"
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"I'm going to trip her, in a very safe, but very effective way,"
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"so that she spills her raspberry cottage cheese all over Debbie."
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"That way, Debbie's anger for me"
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"will move over to Ms. McNamara, but lucky for her,"
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"she's an adult and can't be beaten up."
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"And then my problem is solved."
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"Okay, but what if you miss?"
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"I won't miss, Henry."
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"This isn't my first staged tripping."
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"Go time."
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"Ah!"
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"Oh, my God. You are dead."
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"Debbie. Oh, no. Oh, I am so, so, so sorry, Debbie."
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"I don't know what happened. An apple"
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"rolled under my foot somehow, and... Oh, here. Oh, my gosh,"
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"let me just clean you up."
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"- Oh, no, no, no, no. - Ms. McNamara,"
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"don't worry at all."
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"Everyone makes mistakes. Maybe, if you could be so kind,"
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"you could get me some paper towels"
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"- from the janitor's closet? - Oh, yes. Thank you."
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"Thank you, Debbie. Of course. Everyone out of my way."
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"- Debbie needs paper towels. - Hi, Moon."
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"Interesting tactic."
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"Get me mad at someone else, so I'll forget about you."
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"I respect it, but it didn't work."
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"Oh, and just a quick update on what's up with me,"
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"my research on the poop punch has finally paid off."
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"Okay, new idea,"
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"we slather you in Vaseline, so you're too slippery to fight,"
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"and if she still keeps coming after you,"
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"then we just slide you right into the ocean."
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"Oh, Moon, great."
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"You're just in time. We're about to begin."
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"Come on, grab a seat."
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"Sorry, Dad, no time for sitting."
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"I've got a prob... ject,"
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"school probject I need to work on tonight."
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"Say no more. From one projecteur to another,"
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"I wish you luck."
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"You two know about this probject?"
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"Yeah, we know about it."
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"We're currently monitoring it from afar."
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"Listen, when another girl threatens to punch"
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"your little brother, it's best to let him"
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"try to work it out before getting involved."
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"Especially when you yourself are afraid of said girl."
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"- Debbie? - Debbie."
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"Understood."
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"Now, let's get down to brass logs."
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"I have created a foolproof plan"
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"of how to move the Log Museum here to our property,"
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"where it will be conveniently located"
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"near the family cemetery."
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"I want our ancestors' spirits"
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"to be able to enjoy the logs."
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"Okay, but if I see any ghostly Tobins"
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"near my chocolate pretzels, I will kill them again."
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"Now, first things first."
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"Junkyard Kyle has kindly agreed to raise the museum structure"
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"and put it on cinder blocks in exchange"
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"for a gallon of vape juice, two old coffee makers,"
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"and Wolf's half-shirt that says, "Who Farted?""
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"Oh, I'm gonna miss that shirt,"
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