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Clips from The Great North - Dead Moon Walking Adventure (S02E02)

"he freaking loves the Log Museum."
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"Honestly, I'm not sure if he'll be able"
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"to recover from losing it."
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"I mean, losing Mom was one thing, but logs?"
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"Um, Wolf, what, uh, what're you doing there?"
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"This is how I make salad."
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"Sweet baby cheeses,"
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"you really are disgusting buffet people."
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"Dad used to make me wear buffet coveralls,"
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"so I have improved a little bit."
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"Now, I got to add some crunch."
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"Okay, strawberry soft serve, macaroni and cheese,"
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"chicken nuggets, ketchup,"
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"now to stir them all together and..."
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"Uh-oh, Debbie's here. My friend who is also my bully."
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"Should I say hi? Or just"
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"walk away very... Oh, no, she saw me."
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"Oh, no, I saw her..."
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"playing with a doll."
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"Moon, what did you do?"
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"I saw Debbie playing with a doll."
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"Oh, God, and what's a pee punch?"
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"Oh, she's been developing that for years."
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"It's when she punches you in the bladder and you pee yourself."
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"Well, I'm sad it's happening, but also glad"
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"that she hasn't developed the poop punch."
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"Oh, yeah, you should be, 'cause she told me she's close."
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"Shall we retire to our conference room, gentlemen,"
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"and figure out how to get Moon into"
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"the pee punch protection program?"
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"Okay, so this is very, very bad."
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"There's no way she's gonna back down."
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"We all know what Debbie's like when she gets embarrassed."
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"Remember when her mom bought her that Princess Pony lunchbox,"
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"and she filed for emancipation?"
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"Or the time she tripped in the school entryway"
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"and had the whole school's office staff"
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"arrested on bogus drug charges."
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"We've always known this is the game we were playing with her."
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"She's already so embarrassed just to have friends."
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"Maybe you should tell Judy and Ham."
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"They could protect you. They're big."
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"No way. I'm not gonna tattletale."
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"Moon's right. He can't tell anyone."
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"I've seen this kind of thing before,"
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"and it's only going to get worse the more people he tells."
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"Yeah, it's bad enough that you both know."
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"We absolutely cannot tell anyone else."
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"Everyone loves money. Maybe you can just pay her off."
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"I like it. Empty your pockets and backpacks, gentlemen."
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"Okay, looks like we have ten dollars,"
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"12 cents, and a 30% off coupon for Fudgey Town"
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"with a nice drawing of Fudgey the Snail."
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"I'm not allowed to go there anymore."
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"I ate some turned fudge once"
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"and then diarrhea-ed so profoundly"
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"that they actually studied me at the Anchorage Medical Center."
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"I'm in a textbook."
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"Pretty sure this'll change her mind."
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"Moon, you have to practice what you're going to say."
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"Just don't remind her of the D-O-L-L."
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"Keep it short and sweet, 'kay?"
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"Like when I text my mom's boyfriend, Jamie,"
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"the smiley face emoji with the sunglasses."
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"It's just one cool guy saying, "Hey, you're a cool guy,""
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"to another cool guy."
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"Well, hello, Professor"
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"John Nash from A Beautiful Mind."
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"You look rad as hell with that calculator."
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"I'm trying to figure out how to save the Log Museum."
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"I started by looking into how much it would cost"
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"to move the whole building on one of those trucks."
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"We could do it if we don't use hot water for... ever,"
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"and also sell the hot water heater"
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"and the van and all of our furniture"
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"and the house. So..."
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"Dad, I know how much you love the Log Museum,"
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"but sometimes love just isn't enough."
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"Mm-hmm. He's right, Beef."
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"My neighbor Denise in Fresno loved her boss so much"
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"she ended up getting fired and herpes."
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"You just need"
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"to let it go."
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"Hey, what do you say we take one more trip"
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"over to Death Moose to say goodbye?"
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"- I'd like that. - Me, too."
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"My esophagus is just a little chocolate log flume now."
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"Hello, Debbie."
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"What do you want, Elbow Face?"
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"Perhaps in exchange for not beating me up,"
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"I could offer you these ten dollars and this 12 cents."
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"Would you like to accept my proposal?"
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"And, um, just to be clear, well, you know,"
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"I definitely didn't see anything you were doing with dolls"
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"at Gluttony Gulch in Death Moose."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"It didn't even look that much"
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"like you. I mean, maybe you have a long lost"
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"twin you've never met."
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"Did you ever go to summer camp?"
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"Oh, thanks for the money."
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"Now I'll be even richer when I pee punch you."
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"Why did you keep talking? We went over this."
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"I know, I know, I know, but she didn't say anything,"
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"and I got nervous and I just kept talking."
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"When I get nervous, my whole body smells like feet,"
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"but not my feet, which is the weird part."
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"There still has to be a logical way out of this."
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"- Let's brainstorm. - Okay."
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"Maybe we... Hm, I don't know, paint your face green,"
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"bury you up to your neck in my mom's garden,"
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"and pretend you're a head of lettuce?"
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"Uh-huh, that's a good start. I don't mind dirt."
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"Maybe you can get a bigger bully to scare her off."
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"There are no bigger bullies."
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"She's the tip-top of the bully food chain."
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"She's above high schoolers. She's above Gargamel."
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"Oh, I know. We can go to Jamie's boxing gym and..."
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"Oh, shoot. I just remembered, Jamie's in Salt Lake City"
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"for the Toot-A-Loo Flute Festival."
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