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Clips from Cheers - Let Me Count the Ways (S01E01)

"Not bad."
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"What a bad bat!"
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"Diane, could I have another beer?"
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"Diane, you working or what?"
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"I am sorry to interrupt, but I have something important to say."
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"Since I have been here,"
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"I have struggled to make certain changes in myself"
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"in order to fit in to the general milieu."
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"- And you're doing a good job... - It has not been easy."
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"However, I am proud to say that, for example,"
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"I no longer have to cover my eyes when I watch a hockey fight."
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"In one case, I even took sides."
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"But now, in my moment of crisis,"
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"it is glaringly apparent that no one here"
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"has made any effort to understand my sensibilities."
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"No, this is me."
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"Diane?"
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"Something my father used to say when we had a death in the family."
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"Maybe it'll help. He'd say,"
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""Sprinkle the ashes,"
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"all the tangible remains of our dear one.""
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""But thank God for the intangibles.""
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""The impact of his life on ours.""
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""We remember the smile,"
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"the frown, the quizzical look,"
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"the love, the courage...""
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"Commercials are over."
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"Fun times, hurt, moments of searching, risk, affirmation,"
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"and a whole bunch of other stuff. Come on, Celtics, go!"
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"- Did the Celtics start without me? - Yeah. Losing without him, too."
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"- How we doin'? - Down nine, a minute and change."
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"- We can still win, right, Coachie? - Sure, Norm."
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"I wish I had some money on the Celtics."
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"Don't you wish you had money on the Celtics, Sam?"
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"- Go wait on somebody. - Good idea. I'll wait on somebody."
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"Miss? I'm all by myself. I only ordered one beer."
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"Didn't I see you with other people?"
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"I was here last night with people, but they're not with me tonight."
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"I see. They're all gone."
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"Everything in life comes and goes. The things that matter most to us"
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"are taken away when we can't afford to lose them."
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"In the end, everything we strive for comes to nothing."
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"- I'll take away the extra beers. - No."
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"Suddenly, I'm in the mood for all of 'em."
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"Vampira, get to work, here."
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"Carla, could we talk for a minute? I really need to talk to somebody."
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"Carla, please? Have you ever lost a pet? Have you ever had a pet?"
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"Are you kidding? I've been through it a thousand times with the kids."
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"Goldfish, parakeets, turtles..."
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"No. A cat is different."
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"Yeah, you can't flush a cat."
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"I know you're not going to believe this, but I do admire you."
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"I believe it."
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"You are so tough. You keep your head up, no matter what."
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"How do you do that?"
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"I'll tell you. I always look on the bright side."
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"No matter how lousy a situation is,"
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"I can always find something in it to make me happy."
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"What good could you possibly say about a loved one dying?"
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"It ain't me."
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"Extra points. We've still got time."
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"- Terrific. - Yeah, terrific."
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"Swish! Larry Bird got another one!"
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"- Another one, already? - Another one, already?"
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"- They're only down by three. - Shoot the inbound pass!"
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"Three seconds, shoot it!"
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"Damn, he missed!"
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"- We lost! - Alright!"
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"Pitcher's elbow. I lose control of it during intense moments of sorrow."
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"Coach, I think if I went out and got a breath of fresh air,"
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"it might fight back these tears. Wanna join me?"
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"- No, I feel terrific. - Join me!"
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"Yeah, I do feel a cry coming on."
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"Yeah. Boy, they're really taking it hard."
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"- Did you ever lose a pet? - Like an animal?"
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"Yeah."
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"I never had a pet. My grandfather had a dog that I loved very much."
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"- What did you call him? - Grandpa."
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"- I meant the dog. - The dog? Bruno."
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"- What happened to him? - Fell down in the bathtub and died."
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"- I meant the dog. - So did I."
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"My grandfather, poor old guy, got run over by a bus."
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"You know something? Nobody's ever listened to my story before."
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"It's good to get it off your chest."
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"If ever I can be there for you, just let me know and I'll be there."
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"- Actually... - Excuse me."
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"Jack Daniel's."
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"Miss, I ordered this on the rocks."
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"No!"
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"It's not that bad, really. Sweetheart, it's no problem."
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"I'm sorry. I like it this way. Look!"
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"Good, good!"
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"Darling? Miss?"
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"Here's a tip for you."
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"Five bucks for a couple of tears?"
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"I can't believe you're that upset over an animal dying."
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"You obviously have never had a pet."
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"I have, too."
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"- What? - I had a dog."
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"Cutest little guy! Floppy ears, big eyes."
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"I took him for a walk every morning."
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"Great way to meet women."
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"So you loved this dog because you could use him as a come-on?"
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"- No! - I bet you can't remember his name."
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"Sure I do! It was Fluffy."
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"Or Buffy."
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"Or was that one of the girls he helped me to meet?"
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"Come on! What is it you want?"
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"I wanted a little sympathy."
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"Why didn't you say so?"
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"Sam, there are subtleties of expression."
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"I have been saying so all day with the look in my eye,"
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"the knit of my brow, my posture..."
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"How come you just don't use words?"
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"No."
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"- No, I'm gonna sympathise. - Don't be ridiculous!"
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"- Tell me about your cat. - I don't want to talk about it."
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"Well, tough!"
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"Well, I was..."
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"..pretty lonely as a child."
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