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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Thief (S01E01)

But would you not think they would at least...

"But would you not think they would at least..."

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...have put the tassel back on, master?

"...have put the tassel back on, master?"

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You're not listening to me.

"You're not listening to me."

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l want those slippers back in a glass case.

"l want those slippers back in a glass case."

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As you wish, master.

"As you wish, master."

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Aren't they lovely?

"Aren't they lovely?"

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Not-- Not there. l want them in a museum.

"Not-- Not there. l want them in a museum."

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Jeannie, you're gonna return those slippers now.

"Jeannie, you're gonna return those slippers now."

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l like it when you are forceful, master.

"l like it when you are forceful, master."

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Sometimes you have to be.

"Sometimes you have to be."

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l would do anything to make you happy, master.

"l would do anything to make you happy, master."

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-That's my girl. -Except return these slippers.

"-That's my girl. -Except return these slippers."

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Now, wait a minute. Listen, l--

"Now, wait a minute. Listen, l--"

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l cannot tell you how much l love them.

"l cannot tell you how much l love them."

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l must buy something to go with them.

"l must buy something to go with them."

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How about the pyramids?

"How about the pyramids?"

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That is a wonderful idea!

"That is a wonderful idea!"

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No, no, no. l take it back.

"No, no, no. l take it back."

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Look, l'll tell you what l'll do.

"Look, l'll tell you what l'll do."

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lf you give me those slippers...

"lf you give me those slippers..."

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...l'll buy you a dozen pair just like it, huh?

"...l'll buy you a dozen pair just like it, huh?"

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No, master. l will keep these.

"No, master. l will keep these."

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l'll.... l'll let you drive the car, Jeannie.

"l'll.... l'll let you drive the car, Jeannie."

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You love that, huh? Huh?

"You love that, huh? Huh?"

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No, master.

"No, master."

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Well, l'll-- l'll take you dancing.

"Well, l'll-- l'll take you dancing."

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How about that, huh?

"How about that, huh?"

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No, master. l will keep these slippers.

"No, master. l will keep these slippers."

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This time, Jeannie, l'm afraid l'm going to have to insist.

"This time, Jeannie, l'm afraid l'm going to have to insist."

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Jeannie, you cut that out! Come on, cut it out!

"Jeannie, you cut that out! Come on, cut it out!"

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-Oh, you. -Jeannie!

"-Oh, you. -Jeannie!"

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Now, come on.

"Now, come on."

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Jeannie, you come out of there.

"Jeannie, you come out of there."

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Now, l mean it.

"Now, l mean it."

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Jeannie, this is your master speaking.

"Jeannie, this is your master speaking."

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Can you hear me? l'm gonna count to three.

"Can you hear me? l'm gonna count to three."

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One, two, th--

"One, two, th--"

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Has Dr. Bellows called you yet?

"Has Dr. Bellows called you yet?"

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No. Why should he call me?

"No. Why should he call me?"

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You know those men he was talking about?

"You know those men he was talking about?"

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Dr. Bellows asked the museum guard to come look at some of the men...

"Dr. Bellows asked the museum guard to come look at some of the men..."

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...and they've got the list down to three men.

"...and they've got the list down to three men."

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Tony, what would you want with a pair of old slippers?

"Tony, what would you want with a pair of old slippers?"

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l mean, it goes terrible with your uniform.

"l mean, it goes terrible with your uniform."

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Roger.

"Roger."

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Well, l mean, l'm just saying that-- Jeannie?

"Well, l mean, l'm just saying that-- Jeannie?"

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That's right. The slippers are Jeannie's.

"That's right. The slippers are Jeannie's."

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She ran across them at the museum.

"She ran across them at the museum."

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Tell her to give them back. She's supposed to obey you.

"Tell her to give them back. She's supposed to obey you."

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l know she's supposed to obey me...

"l know she's supposed to obey me..."

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...but she doesn't know that.

"...but she doesn't know that."

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l made a big mistake when l found her. l said she was free.

"l made a big mistake when l found her. l said she was free."

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Why couldn't l have picked up an everyday, normal male genie?

"Why couldn't l have picked up an everyday, normal male genie?"

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Well, what are you gonna do?

"Well, what are you gonna do?"

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l'm-- l'm gonna let her keep the slippers.

"l'm-- l'm gonna let her keep the slippers."

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-You're what? -Yeah, yeah.

"-You're what? -Yeah, yeah."

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Sure, sure. Why not?

"Sure, sure. Why not?"

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l'm gonna let her keep them. They're hers.

"l'm gonna let her keep them. They're hers."

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They belong to her. She should keep them.

"They belong to her. She should keep them."

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-After all, what's fair is fair, right? -Fair is fair. What's fair is fair.

"-After all, what's fair is fair, right? -Fair is fair. What's fair is fair."

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'' l am going to trick--''

"'' l am going to trick--''"

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Roger, l have a lot to do right now.

"Roger, l have a lot to do right now."

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We all got a lot to do. Right?

"We all got a lot to do. Right?"

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Sure. Listen, if anybody calls, don't answer, right?

"Sure. Listen, if anybody calls, don't answer, right?"

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-Thanks a lot. -Nice talking to you.

"-Thanks a lot. -Nice talking to you."

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Jeannie, you can come out now.

"Jeannie, you can come out now."

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Oh, thank you, master, but l'm very comfortable in here.

"Oh, thank you, master, but l'm very comfortable in here."

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Well, l-- l'll just make an early night of it.

"Well, l-- l'll just make an early night of it."

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l'll get a little sleep.

"l'll get a little sleep."

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-Good night, Jeannie. -Good night, master.

"-Good night, Jeannie. -Good night, master."

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Well, good morning, Rififi.

"Well, good morning, Rififi."

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How's the international slipper thief?

"How's the international slipper thief?"

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Well, l'll tell you how l am.

"Well, l'll tell you how l am."

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lf l don't get those slippers back, l'm gonna start a war with Bukistan.

"lf l don't get those slippers back, l'm gonna start a war with Bukistan."

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-l thought you were gonna trick her. -l tried. lt didn't work.

"-l thought you were gonna trick her. -l tried. lt didn't work."

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l tried to get her out of the bottle. She wouldn't budge.

"l tried to get her out of the bottle. She wouldn't budge."

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What's she being so unreasonable about?

"What's she being so unreasonable about?"

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She's not, really. When you come down to it, they are her slippers.

"She's not, really. When you come down to it, they are her slippers."

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l feel like a heel trying to get them.

"l feel like a heel trying to get them."

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You've got an interesting choice. You can be a live heel or a dead hero.

"You've got an interesting choice. You can be a live heel or a dead hero."

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lf Bellows can prove you're mixed up in this...

"lf Bellows can prove you're mixed up in this..."

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...he'll nail you to his wall as a trophy.

"...he'll nail you to his wall as a trophy."

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l'm not really worried about Dr. Bellows.

"l'm not really worried about Dr. Bellows."

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You see--

"You see--"

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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Oh, hello, Dr. Bellows.

"Oh, hello, Dr. Bellows."

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Can l come over to your office right away?

"Can l come over to your office right away?"

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No. l mean, l can as soon as l finish the job l'm in the middle of.

"No. l mean, l can as soon as l finish the job l'm in the middle of."

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Well, it-- lt shouldn't take too long, sir.

"Well, it-- lt shouldn't take too long, sir."

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At least l hope not.

"At least l hope not."

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Yes, sir. Yes, sir. l'll be over.

"Yes, sir. Yes, sir. l'll be over."

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l have an uncle in the insurance business.

"l have an uncle in the insurance business."

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lf you'd like a letter of recommendation, why, l--

"lf you'd like a letter of recommendation, why, l--"

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lf l can get those slippers back before my meeting with Bellows...

"lf l can get those slippers back before my meeting with Bellows..."

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...they'll be so happy, they won't care who stole them.

"...they'll be so happy, they won't care who stole them."

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Hello. Oh, hello. Jeannie?

"Hello. Oh, hello. Jeannie?"

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Hello, master. Did you sleep well?

"Hello, master. Did you sleep well?"

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Oh, yes, I did. And--? And you?

"Oh, yes, I did. And--? And you?"

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Oh, l slept very well, thank you.

"Oh, l slept very well, thank you."

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Jeannie, l've been thinking.

"Jeannie, l've been thinking."

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l-- l really think you ought to keep the slippers.

"l-- l really think you ought to keep the slippers."

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-You do? -Of course. After all, they're yours.

"-You do? -Of course. After all, they're yours."

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Thank you, master.

"Thank you, master."

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And to celebrate, l'm gonna take you and Roger to lunch.

"And to celebrate, l'm gonna take you and Roger to lunch."

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Oh, l will enjoy that.

"Oh, l will enjoy that."

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Roger always wanted to go to Maxim's in Paris.

"Roger always wanted to go to Maxim's in Paris."

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l did? l did. Oh, yeah.

"l did? l did. Oh, yeah."

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l love French food.

"l love French food."

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Of course, when l first tried it, France was called Gaul.

"Of course, when l first tried it, France was called Gaul."

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Can you imagine going into a restaurant...

"Can you imagine going into a restaurant..."

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...and asking for some Gaul-fried potatoes?

"...and asking for some Gaul-fried potatoes?"

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Jeannie, naturally we couldn't take you out dressed like that.

"Jeannie, naturally we couldn't take you out dressed like that."

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Oh, well, that is no problem.

"Oh, well, that is no problem."

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Hey, hey!

"Hey, hey!"

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Does this look better, master?

"Does this look better, master?"

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-Very nice. -That's wonderful, Jeannie.

"-Very nice. -That's wonderful, Jeannie."

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You know, l don't think the slippers go with that outfit, though.

"You know, l don't think the slippers go with that outfit, though."

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l like the slippers with the outfit.

"l like the slippers with the outfit."

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Why don't you change your shoes...

"Why don't you change your shoes..."

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...and you can leave your slippers here in my drawer?

"...and you can leave your slippers here in my drawer?"

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