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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Thief (S01E01)

For safekeeping.

"For safekeeping."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, if you are sure that nothing will happen to them.

"Well, if you are sure that nothing will happen to them."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, what could possibly happen to them in my office?

"Well, what could possibly happen to them in my office?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Very well then.

"Very well then."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are these better, master?

"Are these better, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, those are beautiful. Aren't they, Roge?

"Oh, those are beautiful. Aren't they, Roge?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah.

"Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you.

"Thank you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank-- Thank you.

"Thank-- Thank you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, that's taken care of.

"Well, that's taken care of."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Listen, l'm starved. Can we go now? -Boy, so am l.

"-Listen, l'm starved. Can we go now? -Boy, so am l."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Hungry. -Overseas operator.

"-Hungry. -Overseas operator."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why are you calling the overseas operator?

"Why are you calling the overseas operator?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm calling Maxim's to make a reservation. You just can't walk in.

"l'm calling Maxim's to make a reservation. You just can't walk in."

I Dream of Jeannie

That will not be necessary, master.

"That will not be necessary, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can make a reservation.

"l can make a reservation."

I Dream of Jeannie

-How? -l will go there and make it.

"-How? -l will go there and make it."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l don't wanna put you to any trouble. -lt is no trouble, master.

"-l don't wanna put you to any trouble. -lt is no trouble, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l will not be gone long. -Well--

"-l will not be gone long. -Well--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Boy, this is the greatest idea you've ever had.

"Boy, this is the greatest idea you've ever had."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've never been to Maxim's before.

"l've never been to Maxim's before."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm hungry too. What are you doing?

"l'm hungry too. What are you doing?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm gonna take these back to that museum.

"l'm gonna take these back to that museum."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're not going to Maxim's?

"We're not going to Maxim's?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Roger, get with it, will you?

"Roger, get with it, will you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l never thought l'd see these again.

"l never thought l'd see these again."

I Dream of Jeannie

And we've gotta work fast.

"And we've gotta work fast."

I Dream of Jeannie

We've gotta work fast?

"We've gotta work fast?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l've gotta do it before my meeting with Dr. Bellows.

"l've gotta do it before my meeting with Dr. Bellows."

I Dream of Jeannie

Since we're not going to Maxim's, can we get a cheeseburger?

"Since we're not going to Maxim's, can we get a cheeseburger?"

I Dream of Jeannie

He's got the stolen slippers in a shoebox.

"He's got the stolen slippers in a shoebox."

I Dream of Jeannie

-That's right, general. -l don't believe it.

"-That's right, general. -l don't believe it."

I Dream of Jeannie

l saw it myself.

"l saw it myself."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you'll come to his office right now, you'll catch him.

"lf you'll come to his office right now, you'll catch him."

I Dream of Jeannie

Doctor, if you're wasting my time again--

"Doctor, if you're wasting my time again--"

I Dream of Jeannie

General, if l'm wasting your time, l'll eat the shoebox.

"General, if l'm wasting your time, l'll eat the shoebox."

I Dream of Jeannie

Let's go.

"Let's go."

I Dream of Jeannie

How are we gonna get them back into the museum?

"How are we gonna get them back into the museum?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't know. We gotta find a way in 1 5 minutes.

"l don't know. We gotta find a way in 1 5 minutes."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Wait, wait, wait. -l caught you!

"-Wait, wait, wait. -l caught you!"

I Dream of Jeannie

-How was Maxim's? -Maxim's is not open for lunch.

"-How was Maxim's? -Maxim's is not open for lunch."

I Dream of Jeannie

You lied to me.

"You lied to me."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm going to turn you into a three-headed toad.

"l'm going to turn you into a three-headed toad."

I Dream of Jeannie

Don't do anything you're gonna be sorry for.

"Don't do anything you're gonna be sorry for."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've never seen a three-headed toad before.

"l've never seen a three-headed toad before."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, l'm sorry l lied to you. l was desperate.

"Jeannie, l'm sorry l lied to you. l was desperate."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are you gonna turn him into a three-headed toad?

"Are you gonna turn him into a three-headed toad?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Roger, will you stay out of this?

"Roger, will you stay out of this?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm warning you, doctor. This is the last time.

"l'm warning you, doctor. This is the last time."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

I Dream of Jeannie

There it is, general.

"There it is, general."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l guess l better be running along.

"Well, l guess l better be running along."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You stay right here. -Right here, sir.

"-You stay right here. -Right here, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

What have you got in the box?

"What have you got in the box?"

I Dream of Jeannie

The box, sir? The box. Oh, yes.

"The box, sir? The box. Oh, yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

That shoebox.

"That shoebox."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, l wonder what could be in a shoebox?

"Now, l wonder what could be in a shoebox?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Shoes, perhaps?

"Shoes, perhaps?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Stolen shoes, perhaps?

"Stolen shoes, perhaps?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l've waited a long time for this, Major Nelson.

"l've waited a long time for this, Major Nelson."

I Dream of Jeannie

l have no intention of gloating.

"l have no intention of gloating."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm simply going to use this as the basis...

"l'm simply going to use this as the basis..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...of getting to the bottom of a lot of things that need explaining.

"...of getting to the bottom of a lot of things that need explaining."

I Dream of Jeannie

Open the box, major.

"Open the box, major."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'd really rather not, sir.

"Well, l'd really rather not, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

l have some kind of personal things in there.

"l have some kind of personal things in there."

I Dream of Jeannie

l hate to insist, Tony, but since Dr. Bellows...

"l hate to insist, Tony, but since Dr. Bellows..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...has made this accusation, l'm afraid l'll have to.

"...has made this accusation, l'm afraid l'll have to."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, really, there's no need to, sir.

"Well, really, there's no need to, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

See, l can explain what's in it. l have this friend--

"See, l can explain what's in it. l have this friend--"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll open it myself.

"l'll open it myself."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's a lobster.

"lt's a lobster."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, yes, of course it's a lobster, sir. l love lobster.

"Well, yes, of course it's a lobster, sir. l love lobster."

I Dream of Jeannie

Doctor?

"Doctor?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, general.

"Yes, general."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hey, hey, what's going on? What are you doing?

"Hey, hey, what's going on? What are you doing?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l am leaving, master.

"l am leaving, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l will not stay in a den of thieves.

"l will not stay in a den of thieves."

I Dream of Jeannie

A den of thieves? Look who's talking.

"A den of thieves? Look who's talking."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, all right, all right. l'll take you to Maxim's.

"Now, all right, all right. l'll take you to Maxim's."

I Dream of Jeannie

And you can keep your slippers on.

"And you can keep your slippers on."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, master, l did not care that you did not take me to Maxim's.

"Oh, master, l did not care that you did not take me to Maxim's."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt just hurt me that you lied to me.

"lt just hurt me that you lied to me."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm sorry. l didn't mean to hurt you.

"l'm sorry. l didn't mean to hurt you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Let's forget about the whole thing, all right?

"Let's forget about the whole thing, all right?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Do you mean that? -Yeah, l really do.

"-Do you mean that? -Yeah, l really do."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right?

"All right?"

I Dream of Jeannie

All right.

"All right."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why don't you unpack your suitcases now, huh?

"Why don't you unpack your suitcases now, huh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, that will not be necessary, master.

"Oh, that will not be necessary, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

The suitcases are empty.

"The suitcases are empty."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah. Yeah. That figures.

"Yeah. Yeah. That figures."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hello. Major Nelson here.

"Hello. Major Nelson here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, yes, Dr. Bellows.

"Oh, yes, Dr. Bellows."

I Dream of Jeannie

You have the museum guard with you there?

"You have the museum guard with you there?"

I Dream of Jeannie

And you want me to come over right away. Well--

"And you want me to come over right away. Well--"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's a little late, sir--

"lt's a little late, sir--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, sir, l'll be right over.

"Yes, sir, l'll be right over."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've gotta go over to Dr. Bellows' office.

"l've gotta go over to Dr. Bellows' office."

I Dream of Jeannie

-About my slippers? -Yeah, yeah.

"-About my slippers? -Yeah, yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

But don't worry. l'll work it out.

"But don't worry. l'll work it out."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, very well, master.

"Well, very well, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l will get dressed, and when you come back, we will go out to dinner.

"l will get dressed, and when you come back, we will go out to dinner."

I Dream of Jeannie

l may be a little delayed.

"l may be a little delayed."

I Dream of Jeannie

How long?

"How long?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'd rather not think about that.

"l'd rather not think about that."

I Dream of Jeannie

Tony, you've gotta get out of town.

"Tony, you've gotta get out of town."

I Dream of Jeannie

Bellows has the museum guard in his office now.

"Bellows has the museum guard in his office now."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah, yeah, l know. l'm on my way over there right now.

"Yeah, yeah, l know. l'm on my way over there right now."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l will go take my shower.

"Well, l will go take my shower."

I Dream of Jeannie

Shower?

"Shower?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You can't go there. That's impossible. They'll identify you.

"You can't go there. That's impossible. They'll identify you."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know. But if l don't go, Dr. Bellows will send the tank corps after me.

"l know. But if l don't go, Dr. Bellows will send the tank corps after me."

I Dream of Jeannie

Did you see the expression on his face when he ate that shoebox?

"Did you see the expression on his face when he ate that shoebox?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Roger, this time he's got me.

"Roger, this time he's got me."

I Dream of Jeannie

That's too bad. You put up a good fight.

"That's too bad. You put up a good fight."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thanks.

"Thanks."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, don't forget about my uncle.

"Oh, don't forget about my uncle."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Your uncle? -The insurance business.

"-Your uncle? -The insurance business."

I Dream of Jeannie

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