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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Thief (S01E01)

Jeannie, would you like part of the paper?

"Jeannie, would you like part of the paper?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, master.

"Oh, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, thank you, master.

"Oh, thank you, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

The newspapers remind me of the old days.

"The newspapers remind me of the old days."

I Dream of Jeannie

-The old days? Really? -Two thousand years ago.

"-The old days? Really? -Two thousand years ago."

I Dream of Jeannie

Nothing but floods, wars and juvenile delinquency.

"Nothing but floods, wars and juvenile delinquency."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Master! Oh, look, look! -What?

"-Master! Oh, look, look! -What?"

I Dream of Jeannie

The museum is having an exhibit from Bukistan.

"The museum is having an exhibit from Bukistan."

I Dream of Jeannie

-How about that? -Master, l used to live in Bukistan.

"-How about that? -Master, l used to live in Bukistan."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, please take me. -What, to Bukistan?

"-Oh, please take me. -What, to Bukistan?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No. To the museum.

"No. To the museum."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'm not really very much for museums.

"Well, l'm not really very much for museums."

I Dream of Jeannie

And besides, l'm not even dressed.

"And besides, l'm not even dressed."

I Dream of Jeannie

When l opened my mouth, l knew l shouldn't have said it.

"When l opened my mouth, l knew l shouldn't have said it."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Shall we go, master? -You've talked me into it.

"-Shall we go, master? -You've talked me into it."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, this is it.

"Oh, this is it."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm so excited. l could spend days here.

"l'm so excited. l could spend days here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l can only give you 1 5 minutes.

"Well, l can only give you 1 5 minutes."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've got to be back at the base.

"l've got to be back at the base."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Master, look at that sword. -Yeah.

"-Master, look at that sword. -Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, they do not make them like that anymore.

"Oh, they do not make them like that anymore."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah, l hope not.

"Yeah, l hope not."

I Dream of Jeannie

Look at that sword.

"Look at that sword."

I Dream of Jeannie

-My slippers! -What's the matter with your slippers?

"-My slippers! -What's the matter with your slippers?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no, no, no, master. Those slippers in the case.

"Oh, no, no, no, master. Those slippers in the case."

I Dream of Jeannie

They are mine.

"They are mine."

I Dream of Jeannie

Those are my favourite slippers.

"Those are my favourite slippers."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no. How could they be your slippers, Jeannie?

"No, no. How could they be your slippers, Jeannie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

They belonged to a Princess Muphista, whoever she was.

"They belonged to a Princess Muphista, whoever she was."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know who she was. She was a fat thief.

"l know who she was. She was a fat thief."

I Dream of Jeannie

And l want my slippers back.

"And l want my slippers back."

I Dream of Jeannie

Would you mind lowering your voice? These people are staring.

"Would you mind lowering your voice? These people are staring."

I Dream of Jeannie

But they are mine.

"But they are mine."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, slippers are slippers. They probably just look like yours.

"Well, slippers are slippers. They probably just look like yours."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no, master.

"Oh, no, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

You see there, where the tassel is missing?

"You see there, where the tassel is missing?"

I Dream of Jeannie

That happened when the caliph and l danced...

"That happened when the caliph and l danced..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and he stepped on my foot.

"...and he stepped on my foot."

I Dream of Jeannie

And come on. Come on over here.

"And come on. Come on over here."

I Dream of Jeannie

-See that broken place near the heel? -Yeah.

"-See that broken place near the heel? -Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, that happened when l became angry...

"Well, that happened when l became angry..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and l threw the slipper at the princess.

"...and l threw the slipper at the princess."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, believe me, master.

"Oh, believe me, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l would know those slippers anywhere.

"l would know those slippers anywhere."

I Dream of Jeannie

And l must have them back.

"And l must have them back."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no, no, Jeannie. You mustn't.

"No, no, no, Jeannie. You mustn't."

I Dream of Jeannie

They don't belong to you anymore. They're on loan from Bukistan.

"They don't belong to you anymore. They're on loan from Bukistan."

I Dream of Jeannie

How can the Bukistan government loan what belongs to me?

"How can the Bukistan government loan what belongs to me?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, that's just the point.

"Jeannie, that's just the point."

I Dream of Jeannie

You see, they don't belong to you anymore.

"You see, they don't belong to you anymore."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm sorry. l'm terribly sorry.

"l'm sorry. l'm terribly sorry."

I Dream of Jeannie

Come on. Nice museum. Wonderful exhibit.

"Come on. Nice museum. Wonderful exhibit."

I Dream of Jeannie

You are right, master.

"You are right, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why make a fuss about a pair of 2000-year-old slippers anyway?

"Why make a fuss about a pair of 2000-year-old slippers anyway?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah.

"Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good morning, Major Nelson. -Oh, hello, Alice.

"-Good morning, Major Nelson. -Oh, hello, Alice."

I Dream of Jeannie

You never call me anymore.

"You never call me anymore."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'm sorry.

"Well, l'm sorry."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm engaged in a little experimental work.

"l'm engaged in a little experimental work."

I Dream of Jeannie

Experimenting, huh? See you later.

"Experimenting, huh? See you later."

I Dream of Jeannie

A robbery by someone in this base? That's hard to believe.

"A robbery by someone in this base? That's hard to believe."

I Dream of Jeannie

Nothing shocks a psychiatrist. Hello, major.

"Nothing shocks a psychiatrist. Hello, major."

I Dream of Jeannie

Tony, have you heard about the big robbery?

"Tony, have you heard about the big robbery?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, but if it's somebody here, l hope they catch him.

"No, but if it's somebody here, l hope they catch him."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, we'll catch him, all right. -What was stolen, sir?

"-Oh, we'll catch him, all right. -What was stolen, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Some joker broke into the museum...

"Some joker broke into the museum..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and stole a valuable pair of old slippers that were on exhibit.

"...and stole a valuable pair of old slippers that were on exhibit."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Old slippers, huh? -Yes.

"-Old slippers, huh? -Yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

They were 2000 years old, and priceless.

"They were 2000 years old, and priceless."

I Dream of Jeannie

The museum guard says that an officer left...

"The museum guard says that an officer left..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...just before the slippers were discovered missing.

"...just before the slippers were discovered missing."

I Dream of Jeannie

He's sure he can identify him.

"He's sure he can identify him."

I Dream of Jeannie

-lsn't that a lucky break? -Oh, yeah, yeah. Very lucky.

"-lsn't that a lucky break? -Oh, yeah, yeah. Very lucky."

I Dream of Jeannie

We have a list of the officers who were off duty at the time of the robbery.

"We have a list of the officers who were off duty at the time of the robbery."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're gonna check that list out very carefully.

"We're gonna check that list out very carefully."

I Dream of Jeannie

-By tonight, he'll probably be in prison. -Probably.

"-By tonight, he'll probably be in prison. -Probably."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can tell you right now who the thief is.

"l can tell you right now who the thief is."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, you can, sir? -Yes, l certainly can.

"-Oh, you can, sir? -Yes, l certainly can."

I Dream of Jeannie

The man we're looking for...

"The man we're looking for..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...is a psychopath.

"...is a psychopath."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Psychopath? -Really--? A psychopath, sir?

"-Psychopath? -Really--? A psychopath, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

With a fetish for women's shoes.

"With a fetish for women's shoes."

I Dream of Jeannie

A fet-- How do you know that, sir?

"A fet-- How do you know that, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

There were things much more valuable...

"There were things much more valuable..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and yet the thief took only the slippers.

"...and yet the thief took only the slippers."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know this sounds far-fetched, but couldn't it be possible...

"l know this sounds far-fetched, but couldn't it be possible..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...the thief was trying to reclaim his rightful property?

"...the thief was trying to reclaim his rightful property?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, come now, Major Nelson.

"Oh, come now, Major Nelson."

I Dream of Jeannie

A pair of 2000-year-old slippers? No, no, no.

"A pair of 2000-year-old slippers? No, no, no."

I Dream of Jeannie

The man we're looking for is desperate, cunning and ingenious.

"The man we're looking for is desperate, cunning and ingenious."

I Dream of Jeannie

And we're going to find him.

"And we're going to find him."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, if there's anything l can do to help, sir, why, just let me know.

"Well, if there's anything l can do to help, sir, why, just let me know."

I Dream of Jeannie

After all, they're just slippers. ls this worth all the fuss over it?

"After all, they're just slippers. ls this worth all the fuss over it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, it might be only a pair of slippers to you, Major Nelson...

"No, it might be only a pair of slippers to you, Major Nelson..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...but to the Bukistanian government, it's a national insult.

"...but to the Bukistanian government, it's a national insult."

I Dream of Jeannie

-An insult. -l've just been with General Peterson.

"-An insult. -l've just been with General Peterson."

I Dream of Jeannie

The Bukistanian ambassador has lodged a formal protest...

"The Bukistanian ambassador has lodged a formal protest..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and informed the State Department...

"...and informed the State Department..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...that unless those slippers are returned within the next 24 hours...

"...that unless those slippers are returned within the next 24 hours..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...they're going to consider this theft...

"...they're going to consider this theft..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...a deliberate affront to their government.

"...a deliberate affront to their government."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know something, sir, l don't blame them.

"You know something, sir, l don't blame them."

I Dream of Jeannie

What are you, some kind of expert in international affairs?

"What are you, some kind of expert in international affairs?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Excuse me, sir, l've got some work to do.

"Excuse me, sir, l've got some work to do."

I Dream of Jeannie

What did l say?

"What did l say?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie! Jeannie!

"Jeannie! Jeannie!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Young lady, l wanna have a little talk to you.

"Young lady, l wanna have a little talk to you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are they not beautiful, master? And they fit perfectly.

"Are they not beautiful, master? And they fit perfectly."

I Dream of Jeannie

l was afraid that my feet might have grown in 2000 years.

"l was afraid that my feet might have grown in 2000 years."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you know what you've done to me?

"Do you know what you've done to me?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l have done nothing to you, master.

"l have done nothing to you, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

You've done nothing to--?

"You've done nothing to--?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you don't give those back, l'll go to jail...

"lf you don't give those back, l'll go to jail..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...the U.S. is gonna go to war with Bukistan.

"...the U.S. is gonna go to war with Bukistan."

I Dream of Jeannie

But they belong to me, master.

"But they belong to me, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, you are missing the point.

"Jeannie, you are missing the point."

I Dream of Jeannie

That exhibition was on loan.

"That exhibition was on loan."

I Dream of Jeannie

The United States government was responsible for those slippers.

"The United States government was responsible for those slippers."

I Dream of Jeannie

And they took good care of these for me. l'm grateful.

"And they took good care of these for me. l'm grateful."

I Dream of Jeannie

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