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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 6 (S01E01)

We look good.

"We look good."

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You look good. I look amazing.

"You look good. I look amazing."

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Saw your video. Nice camera work.

"Saw your video. Nice camera work."

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But you'll never get that price

"But you'll never get that price"

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for such a mid- to low-end building with no doorman.

"for such a mid- to low-end building with no doorman."

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It's a beautiful building.

"It's a beautiful building."

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And I live there, so watch it.

"And I live there, so watch it."

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Oh dear. So your packages just squat on the lobby floor?

"Oh dear. So your packages just squat on the lobby floor?"

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-Do you even have a lobby? -We have a lobby.

"-Do you even have a lobby? -We have a lobby."

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Got it.

"Got it."

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Okay, at some point, you guys are either gonna have to fuck or fight.

"Okay, at some point, you guys are either gonna have to fuck or fight."

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Ooh. Hate fuck. Another exciting item

"Ooh. Hate fuck. Another exciting item"

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-for my new single life checklist.

"-for my new single life checklist."

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Whoa, forget about Tyler. This video is blowing up.

"Whoa, forget about Tyler. This video is blowing up."

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-Oh! -Look at all these comments.

"-Oh! -Look at all these comments."

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"Gorgeous lighting and fixtures." "Beautiful layout."

""Gorgeous lighting and fixtures." "Beautiful layout.""

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"I just want to bury my face in your fat…" Okay, I'mma delete this one.

""I just want to bury my face in your fat…" Okay, I'mma delete this one."

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Ugh! Billy is hosting a roller disco for GLSN tonight. Wanna come?

"Ugh! Billy is hosting a roller disco for GLSN tonight. Wanna come?"

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No, I've had dinner with you so much lately.

"No, I've had dinner with you so much lately."

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Tonight, I wanna go home, take off my bra, and eat dinner out of the carton.

"Tonight, I wanna go home, take off my bra, and eat dinner out of the carton."

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I hate eating dinner alone.

"I hate eating dinner alone."

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I don't know if it's that I miss Colin or miss always having a dinner date.

"I don't know if it's that I miss Colin or miss always having a dinner date."

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Men. Do we love 'em for the dick or the date?

"Men. Do we love 'em for the dick or the date?"

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-The great debate of all time.

"-The great debate of all time."

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Look at you two. Straight outta Xanadu.

"Look at you two. Straight outta Xanadu."

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There's nothing straight about Xanadu.

"There's nothing straight about Xanadu."

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Truth. Now hurry. Let's get out here and show these boys what you got.

"Truth. Now hurry. Let's get out here and show these boys what you got."

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I can't even skate. I just didn't want to stay home alone again.

"I can't even skate. I just didn't want to stay home alone again."

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You're missing out on one of life's great joys.

"You're missing out on one of life's great joys."

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I love my me time. Home alone, no one to bother me.

"I love my me time. Home alone, no one to bother me."

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$-Just you and Pornhub. -That accounts for just a fraction.$

"-Just you and Pornhub. -That accounts for just a fraction."

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But seriously, you need to embrace it.

"But seriously, you need to embrace it."

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Do everything you couldn't do when Colin was there.

"Do everything you couldn't do when Colin was there."

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What, like eat garlic at dinner? Leave the bed unmade for ten minutes?

"What, like eat garlic at dinner? Leave the bed unmade for ten minutes?"

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Well, I guess I can fart whenever I want.

"Well, I guess I can fart whenever I want."

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-That is a big advantage to being single. -Charming.

"-That is a big advantage to being single. -Charming."

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You couldn't fart around each other after all those years?

"You couldn't fart around each other after all those years?"

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Colin said once you do,

"Colin said once you do,"

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the end of the relationship is around the corner.

"the end of the relationship is around the corner."

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I'm with Colin.

"I'm with Colin."

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You guys keep talking about this, and I'm going to end our relationships.

"You guys keep talking about this, and I'm going to end our relationships."

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Why do you think I insisted on an apartment with a terrace?

"Why do you think I insisted on an apartment with a terrace?"

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I needed to survive.

"I needed to survive."

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I guess that explains everybody stepping outside to smoke.

"I guess that explains everybody stepping outside to smoke."

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Exactly. Okay, I'm gonna take these for a spin. Wish me luck!

"Exactly. Okay, I'm gonna take these for a spin. Wish me luck!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Good luck!

"Good luck!"

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Oh shit. Jerry's here.

"Oh shit. Jerry's here."

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Is he someone you fucked, or someone you fucked over?

"Is he someone you fucked, or someone you fucked over?"

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Neither. He's a new teleprompter guy from the station.

"Neither. He's a new teleprompter guy from the station."

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He keeps trying to hang out with me.

"He keeps trying to hang out with me."

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Not my type, but I have to keep him on my good side.

"Not my type, but I have to keep him on my good side."

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One typo and I'm that dumb hot guy from the news bloopers.

"One typo and I'm that dumb hot guy from the news bloopers."

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You get shallower and shallower as this conversation goes on.

"You get shallower and shallower as this conversation goes on."

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We're all shallow. I'm just honest about it, which makes me deep.

"We're all shallow. I'm just honest about it, which makes me deep."

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Anyway, I lied and told him I had to cancel our dinner last week

"Anyway, I lied and told him I had to cancel our dinner last week"

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because my friend Stanley is having an emotional crisis.

"because my friend Stanley is having an emotional crisis."

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Michael is actually having an emotional crisis.

"Michael is actually having an emotional crisis."

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Why didn't you use him?

"Why didn't you use him?"

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Sorry. You've been my emotional crisis go-to for years.

"Sorry. You've been my emotional crisis go-to for years."

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I'm too old to change horses. Here he comes. Keep that… sad face going.

"I'm too old to change horses. Here he comes. Keep that… sad face going."

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Billy! So good to finally see you out of the station.

"Billy! So good to finally see you out of the station."

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Yeah. You too.

"Yeah. You too."

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Jerry, this is my friend Stanley James, whom I may have mentioned.

"Jerry, this is my friend Stanley James, whom I may have mentioned."

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Oh, yes, Stanley. Hi there.

"Oh, yes, Stanley. Hi there."

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How are you?

"How are you?"

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I'm fine.

"I'm fine."

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Now.

"Now."

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Okay. I'm gonna go attend to my hosting duties.

"Okay. I'm gonna go attend to my hosting duties."

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I'll see you boys on the ice.

"I'll see you boys on the ice."

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Wait. Are you the Stanley James? The art dealer?

"Wait. Are you the Stanley James? The art dealer?"

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Never been called the Stanley James before.

"Never been called the Stanley James before."

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Please continue.

"Please continue."

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I follow your gallery.

"I follow your gallery."

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You have the best eye for emerging artists.

"You have the best eye for emerging artists."

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Such great taste.

"Such great taste."

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I'm-- I'm a little starstruck.

"I'm-- I'm a little starstruck."

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Well, thank you.

"Well, thank you."

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Next time you're in the neighborhood, say hello.

"Next time you're in the neighborhood, say hello."

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I will.

"I will."

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Maybe I can take you out to lunch,

"Maybe I can take you out to lunch,"

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and you can tell me how you built such an awesome career.

"and you can tell me how you built such an awesome career."

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Only if you tell me how you managed to get into… teleprompting.

"Only if you tell me how you managed to get into… teleprompting."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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-Oh!

"-Oh!"

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-Oh. Oh my God.

"-Oh. Oh my God."

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I am so sorry. Are you okay?

"I am so sorry. Are you okay?"

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Yeah, I just got the wind knocked out of me.

"Yeah, I just got the wind knocked out of me."

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Okay, all right. There.

"Okay, all right. There."

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Hup!

"Hup!"

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Whoa!

"Whoa!"

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Hey, you sure you're all right?

"Hey, you sure you're all right?"

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Yeah, really, I'm fine.

"Yeah, really, I'm fine."

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All right. Oh!

"All right. Oh!"

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-Here. -Oh!

"-Here. -Oh!"

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Great. I'm, uh… I'm Luke, by the way.

"Great. I'm, uh… I'm Luke, by the way."

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Michael. Hi.

"Michael. Hi."

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Nice slamming into you.

"Nice slamming into you."

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Wow. You're funny. And also super handsome.

"Wow. You're funny. And also super handsome."

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Which means there is zero chance that you're single.

"Which means there is zero chance that you're single."

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Think again.

"Think again."

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Really? Any interest in putting your number in here so I can check up on you?

"Really? Any interest in putting your number in here so I can check up on you?"

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Here you go.

"Here you go."

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Nice to meet you, Michael.

"Nice to meet you, Michael."

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You too.

"You too."

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Are you okay?

"Are you okay?"

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He ran over my toe. I think it's broken. Get me to Urgent Care before I cry.

"He ran over my toe. I think it's broken. Get me to Urgent Care before I cry."

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-You were holding all that in? -He was hot!

"-You were holding all that in? -He was hot!"

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Michael, can you come up here?

"Michael, can you come up here?"

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I was going to look at the bedrooms,

"I was going to look at the bedrooms,"

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but I'm not sure I see myself living in a townhouse.

"but I'm not sure I see myself living in a townhouse."

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Too many stairs.

"Too many stairs."

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I had the same thought when you asked me to come up here.

"I had the same thought when you asked me to come up here."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Anyway, let me make things easier for you.

"Anyway, let me make things easier for you."

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You're gonna carry me down?

"You're gonna carry me down?"

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I want to live in the building where the Masons live.

"I want to live in the building where the Masons live."

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Uh, we checked before. There's nothing for sale there.

"Uh, we checked before. There's nothing for sale there."

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Michael, everything's for sale. It all comes down to a matter of price.

"Michael, everything's for sale. It all comes down to a matter of price."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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