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Clips from Severance - The You You Are (S01E01)

"more perfect for the struggle.""
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"Exactly."
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"I--"
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"I can't believe you--"
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"you have this."
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"I'm sorry. What time is it?"
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"I have to go."
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"Hey, Helly."
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"- I got to 4%. - Yes!"
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"Feels good, right?"
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"- I guess. - Awesome. I'm glad you agree."
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"Great work."
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"Hmm."
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"What's this?"
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"Will you put that away?"
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"- Put what away? - It's a map of the hallways."
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"No, it isn't."
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"Mmm, I thought we weren't supposed to make maps."
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"We're not. I didn't. It's just something I found."
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"I think Petey made it."
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"Oh, shit. You didn't turn it in?"
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"- [sighs] - You're such a hypocrite,"
Severance
"lecturing me on following the rules."
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"I wasn't lecturing you. I'm just trying to keep you out of the break room."
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"I can't believe Petey was a mapper. Let me see it."
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"He's got wellness, management, perpetuity… Everywhere we know of."
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"This must've taken him weeks."
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"Why aren't we supposed to map the office?"
Severance
"It's an Eagan rule. "Render not my creation in miniature.""
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"Why?"
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"What the fuck is this?"
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"They look like houses, right? That's how houses look."
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"Yeah, exactly, because these are random, bored doodles."
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"Well, maybe they're on the outside and Petey found a way to get to them."
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"So why would they be on a map of the severed floor?"
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"It could be a thing. You don't know."
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"It's not a thing."
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"Clearly he was trying to tell you something."
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"Uh, no."
Severance
"Go lick a boot, Mark."
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"You're more loyal to this place than to your friend."
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"I'm loyal to how it felt around here before you showed up."
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"You mean when Petey was here?"
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"Yeah, because there was balance."
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"We could have fun and work without the whole goddamn department imploding."
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"The work is bullshit."
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"The work is mysterious and important."
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"And we deal with the uncertainty it brings us"
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"in the way that Kier would've wanted."
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"Together, as a family."
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"I could not, with a razor to my throat,"
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"be less interested in being your family."
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"Your best friend left this for you, and you don't give a shit."
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"You're right. I don't give a shit."
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"Mark--"
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"There. It's gone. Thank you, Helly. Now we can get back to work."
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"[footsteps approaching]"
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"Mark!"
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"It's an emergency."
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"[Mark, sighing] Okay. Uh, all right--"
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"I was going to get Mr. Milchick,"
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"but I thought it best not to break the chain of command."
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"[chuckles] It's just raining contraband today."
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"- What do you mean? - It doesn't matter."
Severance
"Has anyone seen anything like this before?"
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"Passage 31, page 110."
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""Be content in my words, and dally not in the scholastic pursuits of lesser men.""
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"No books except the handbook. I know."
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"[Irving] What are you doing?"
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"His ego's pissed 'cause Helly called him out for boot-licking."
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"- My ego's fine. I'm just trying to-- - Damn."
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"[Irving] Mark, what is this?"
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"Maybe it's another Petey message. Flip through. See if my name's anywhere."
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"I bet it's a loyalty test."
Severance
"Remember the spicy candy?"
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"I'll be turning this in to Milchick."
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"What? Why? It's booty. It's booty with your name on it."
Severance
"Excellent decision, Mark."
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"This is an idolatrous text that should be brought to him immediately."
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"So what's their space like? Stalactites and shit?"
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"No, it's nice. Burt's fostered a really welcoming environment."
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"He understands the spirit of Lumon."
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"Helly?"
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"- [door slams] - [Mr. Milchick] Excuse me! Helly!"
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"[Ms. Cobel] Jesus, Helly!"
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"I want a camera!"
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"- I am so sorry, Ms. Cobel. I will-- - What is happening here?"
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"What's happening is, you're going to give me a video camera"
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"so I can tape a resignation to my outie right fucking now,"
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"or you're going to have to explain to her why she's missing four fingers."
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"Okay. Let's just-- [exhales sharply]"
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"[Helly] It's Cobel, right?"
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"[Ms. Cobel] Yes."
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"Cobel, do I look like I'm fucking around right now?"
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"No. No, you do not."
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"[Mark] Helly!"
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"[Ms. Cobel] Hi, Mark. I'm just catching up with your trainee."
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"Mr. Milchick,"
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"could you get the video camera, please?"
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"[video camera beeps]"
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"[beeps]"
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"Hey."
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"[beeps]"
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"Well, boss. I guess this is the part where I should tell you to go to hell."
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"Except you're already here."
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"I was never sorry."
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[Helly] Helly,"
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"I watched your video asking that I resign."
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"I also received and responded to your previous request."
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"I assumed that would resolve the issue,"
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"but now Ms. Cobel says you threatened to cut off your fingers?"
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"I understand that you're unhappy with the life that you've been given."
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"But you know what? Eventually, we all have to accept reality."
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"So, here it is."
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"I am a person."
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"You are not."
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"I make the decisions."
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