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Clips from Severance - The You You Are (S01E01)

"You do not."
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"And if you ever do anything to my fingers,"
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"know that I will keep you alive long enough to horribly regret that."
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"Your resignation request is denied."
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"Turn it off."
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"[Mark] "Welcome your child into a world surrounded by nature.""
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"No, thanks. Uh…"
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""Scroll down to explore our rustic birthing cabins.""
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"Uh, I don't know. It just, uh--"
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"It looks more like a shitty ski resort than a birthing center to me, but…"
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"[sibling] Okay, sure, fine."
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"But it's gonna be awesome. And you're gonna like it."
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"How much of this was Ricken's idea, 300% or 400%?"
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"[chuckles] Just--"
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"Get all of your snark out now or you're never gonna earn your uncle badge."
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"You know what? I think I might have some more snark in me. I'm kinda tired."
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"- Call you tomorrow? - Okay, bye."
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"[cell phone chimes]"
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"[cell phone vibrating]"
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"Have you heard from the Board yet?"
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"No."
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"Kilmer wasn't your fault, and it certainly wasn't mine."
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"They'll understand."
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"It wasn't your fault, Harmony."
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"If you want a hug, go to hell and find your mother."
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"[Graner] Jesus."
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"Since Petey reintegrated--"
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"The Board's never acknowledged reintegration."
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"We have to get his chip."
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"His corpse is scheduled to be destroyed by cremation"
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"following his funeral on Sunday."
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"FYI."
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"Vision."
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"Verve."
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"Wit."
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"Cheer."
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"Humility."
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"Benevolence."
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"Nimbleness."
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"Probity."
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"Wiles."
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"Wiles."
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"Mark."
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"Mrs. Selvig?"
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"- What are you doing here? - Wh--"
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"I-- I'm-- You know, the-- the news report said that he worked at Lumon,"
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"so I thought maybe I-- I-- I knew him. What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, he used to come by my shop. He adored my hibiscus wrap."
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"Oh, my God. Wow, it's a small world."
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"Oh, poor, poor man."
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"Well, on the upside, at least now we both have a date. [laughs]"
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"Oh, there he is."
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"If you'd like to go in and pay your respects,"
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"I'll wait right here for you."
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"I think I might swing by the bathroom, but, uh, I'll see you in a sec."
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"- Service is starting soon. - [Mark] Yeah."
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"Uh, whiskey. Rocks."
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"Ah, it's just wine, sir."
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"Right. Uh, red, please."
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"[breathes deeply]"
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"Hello. Were you a friend?"
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"He was my dad."
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"Oh, I'm so deeply sorry."
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"I suppose you were close and everything, hmm?"
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"White, please. [sighs]"
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"I'm sorry, I don't know you. I'm Nina."
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"Oh, uh, Mark Scout."
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"I'm Peter's ex-wife."
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"Oh, yeah, sure. Sorry. [stammers]"
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"You're from Lumon."
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"So you didn't even know him at all."
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"- I just figured I knew him, and-- - [June] Hey, Mom."
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"They wanna start."
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"[Nina] Okay, baby."
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"Hi. You're, uh-- Are you June?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's nice to meet you."
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"So you knew my dad?"
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"Um, yeah."
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"At work."
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"Oh. You're one of those."
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"Do you ever think that maybe"
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"the best way to deal with a fucked-up situation in your life"
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"isn't to just shut your brain off half the time?"
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"I'm not exactly sure."
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"- [video starts playing] - I'm sorry."
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"[Petey] We're gonna perform something for you."
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"[June chuckles]"
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"[Petey] I'm glad you're here, babe."
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"We're gonna play a-- We're gon-- We're gonna melt your face off."
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"- We're gonna rock to it. - Gonna play some rock and roll."
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"[Petey] Rock show time!"
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"[guitar playing]"
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"♪ Say your prayers, little one ♪"
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"♪ Don't forget, my son ♪"
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"♪ To include everyone ♪"
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"♪ Tuck you in, warm within ♪"
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"♪ Keep you free from sin ♪"
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"♪ Till the sandman, he comes ♪"
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"♪ Sleep with one eye open ♪"
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"♪ Gripping your pillow tight ♪"
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"♪ Exit light ♪"
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"♪ Enter night ♪"
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"♪ Grain of sand ♪"
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"♪ We're off to never-never land ♪"
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"♪ Something's wrong, shut the light ♪"
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"♪ Heavy thoughts tonight And they aren't of Snow White ♪"
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"♪ Dreams of war, dreams of liars ♪"
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"♪ Dreams of dragon's fire ♪"
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"♪ And of things that will bite ♪"
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"♪ Sleep with one eye open ♪"
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"[June clears throat]"
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"♪ Gripping your pillow tight ♪"
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"♪ Exit light ♪"
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"♪ Enter night ♪"
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"♪ Take my hand ♪"
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"♪ We're off to never-never land ♪"
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"♪ I pray the Lord my soul to keep ♪"
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"♪ I pray the Lord my soul to keep ♪"
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"♪ And if I die before I wake ♪"
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