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Clips from Family Guy - Underage Peter (S14E14)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"♪ Family Guy 14x14 ♪ Underage Peter Original Air Date on February 21, 2016"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Star Trek: Creep Space Nine."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(screams) Ah! She saw us!"
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"Warp speed!"
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"Hey, you guys, you know that song Jimmy Crack Corn?"
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"Yeah, it's me and Lois' wedding song-- what about it?"
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"Well, the whole time the guy's saying he doesn't care"
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"that, uh, this Jimmy fella cracked the corn,"
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"but yet he wrote an entire song about it."
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"Cared enough to put pen to paper."
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"Are you on vacation? I am."
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"Here's those fries you ordered."
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"And your hot sauce."
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"Hot sauce?"
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"On fries?"
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"Mm-hmm, oh, yeah."
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"Black guys put hot sauce on everything,"
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"on account of most of us been pepper-sprayed"
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"by the time we're two."
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"Can't taste nothing unless you got that burn on there."
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"This stuff ain't that hot."
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"Whoo!"
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"I feel like I'm crying,"
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"but, like, out of my neck and back."
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"Look at his face."
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"He looks like Oliver Platt"
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"climbing a flight of stairs."
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"Hey! That's a low blow."
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"I'm gonna call the network and complain."
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"Where's the phone?"
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"WOMAN: It's upstairs, Oliver!"
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"Eh, they know what they did."
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"Tell you what, Peter."
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"I'll give you ten bucks if you drink"
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"an entire shot glass of that hot sauce."
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"Let me see the money."
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"You-you don't believe I have ten dollars?"
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"I think he's afraid."
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"Am not! Prove it."
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"Ten bucks. All right."
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"This is for all the teachers who told me"
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"I'd never amount to nothing."
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"(coughing, choking)"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"That last one was more caliente than hot."
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"But still, holy crap!"
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"Well, here's your money."
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"This is awesome!"
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"I can get people to pay me ten bucks"
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"just for doing stupid stuff?"
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"Man, I haven't made money this easy"
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"since I invented the Yanket!"
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"Peter, what's wrong?"
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"Well, I want to masturbate, but I'm just so darn cold."
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"Too bad there's no answer for that problem."
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"But now there is."
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"Hi, I'm Peter Griffin, creator of the Yanket."
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"If you're anything like me,"
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"the number one problem in your life"
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"is that you can't masturbate just anywhere."
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"But now you can."
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"Introducing the Yanket,"
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"the only blanket with built-in decoy arms."
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"Our patented process makes it look like you're..."
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"holding the remote"
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"or sipping a beer."
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"Meanwhile, your real hands"
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"are under the blanket, going to town."
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"Peter, what are you doing?"
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"Nothing. Let's watch a Scarlett Johansson movie."
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"But wait, there's more!"
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"We have Yankets for all occasions:"
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"Hey, what's going on under that blanket?"
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"You'll never know."
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"♪ ♪"
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"All right, you guys."
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"I will now do anything for ten dollars."
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"Who's got something for me?"
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"I got one. I'll give you ten bucks"
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"if you wear the same pair of underwear for a month."
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"Pay up."
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"Uh, actually, you owe me $20."
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"Ew. Here's $50, go change your underwear."
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"It won't come off."
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"Hey, Peter, you want to earn another ten bucks?"
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"Course I do."
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"Great, I got a hilarious one."
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"I'll give you ten dollars for your L4 vertebrae."
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"(monitor beeping rhythmically)"
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"So, uh, I guess this means Peter, you're our Joe now,"
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"and Joe, you're our Peter."
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"That means you got to do anything for ten bucks."
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"Okay."
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"I have a request."
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"Yay! Joe's chin!"
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"Hey, Peter, I just thought of something else"
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"you could do for ten bucks."
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"Yeah, you know... you know what?"
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"I... I'm, uh, think I'm gonna,"
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"um, upping my price to $12.50."
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"No, you ca... no, you're locked in at ten."
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"Yeah, no renegotiating!"
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"It was a joke."
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"Shut u... Just-just point me to the thing."
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"All right, we're gonna open this fire hydrant"
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"and you're gonna drink as much water from it as you can."
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"Chris has Crohn's disease."
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"Get down there."
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"Don't-don't-don't tell us that now."
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"I think this is how Anna Nicole Smith died."
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