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Clips from Family Guy - Underage Peter (S14E14)

"Don't make light of that."
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"(fire alarm ringing)"
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"Holy crap!"
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"We-we-we got to get out of here!"
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"Aw, man, the library."
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"White Fang?"
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"This is for ruining my eighth grade summer!"
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"(panting)"
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"(screams)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(gunshot)"
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"He ruined my summer, too."
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"Oh, hey, Bri."
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"Still sitting in chairs, huh?"
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"What'd your back ever do to you?"
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"I'm trying to watch."
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"Know what I'm watching? My core."
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"Your body and mind are supposed to be on the same team."
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"Sitting on the hard floor's good for your back, too."
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"Coming up: female high school teacher"
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"sleeps with her students."
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"Is she hot? Stay tuned."
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"But first, the public library suffered damage this evening"
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"when an area fat man"
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"smashed through the front of the building"
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"while attempting a drunken stunt."
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"The bus station is expected to absorb the overflow"
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"of homeless armpit-washing ladies."
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"Oh, God."
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"Peter, is there something you want to tell me?"
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"Uh, yeah, every light in the house is on."
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"Did you destroy the library?"
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"Did I destroy the library?"
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"Ha, no, Lois."
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"That was television."
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"In light of events at the library,"
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"we now go live to a press conference"
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"at the mayor's residence."
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"Good evening, Quahog."
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"I'm here tonight with the deputy mayor."
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"Hi, everybody!"
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"Shut. Up."
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"Anyway, these types of immature, drunken high jinks"
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"are destroying our town."
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"And if we can't trust"
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"a 42-year-old man to drink responsibly,"
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"then I have no choice but to take action."
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"So, as mayor of Quahog,"
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"I hereby raise the town's legal drinking age to 50."
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"What?"
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"I can't drink anymore?"
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"What do people do who don't drink?"
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"I don't know. Knit?"
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"Knit? Knit?!"
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"Are you kidding me?!"
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"Maybe."
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"Um, okay, so it turns out"
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"I am, like, crazy good at knitting."
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"Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"It's day three of Quahog's new ban on alcohol"
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"for anybody under 50."
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"And if there's one thing"
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"the new drinking age law has done,"
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"it's let us know that women tell terrible stories."
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"Good to see your eyes open, Tom."
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"For more on this story, we now go to Tricia Takanawa."
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"Tricia?"
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"Joyce, I'm standing here"
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"on the streets of Quahog,"
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"where citizens are feeling the effects"
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"of the city's new drinking law."
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"I was going to bone my girlfriend,"
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"but she told me that if"
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"there wasn't vanilla vodka involved,"
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"there was no way."
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"I think we just have to trust our elected officials..."
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"and Goldman's Pharmacy is fully stocked on cough syrup,"
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"which goes great with ginger ale."
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"Well, I do miss drinking,"
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"but I have used the time to reconnect with my children"
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"and I'm actually thinking about resuming my actuarial practice."
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"Oh, my God, he's just been drunk this whole time?"
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"This new law sucks."
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"And I got to say, it was kind of uncool"
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"of Mayor West to call it Peter's Law."
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"No kidding."
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"Now I know how Megan from Megan's Law felt."
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"I... I don't... I don't think you know how she felt."
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"I don't know why I didn't think of this before, guys."
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"We'll just go into the brewery"
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"after hours and take some beer."
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"Hey, buddy. It's okay, I work here."
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"Aren't you the guy who cried in that meeting?"
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"Oh, you know... you know, I just remembered,"
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"there's no beer here, l-let's- let's just, let's just go."
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"Peter, why'd you want me to get us into this prison?"
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"Because, Joe, everyone knows that all prisoners"
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"make bootleg wine in their toilet."
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"We are gonna get so wasted!"
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"Oh! Look, right here."
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"This one's full of Chardonnay."
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"Peter, I don't think that's..."
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"PETER: But it was Chardonnay."
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"The best Chardonnay I'd ever had in my life."
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"The man who made it, Curtis Murder Dog Williams,"
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"went on to become"
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"one of America's most celebrated vintners."
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"JOE: Hey, Joe here."
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"Peter's lying."
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"He drank pee-pee."
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"Don't worry, guys."
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"If we can't buy alcohol in Quahog,"
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"we'll just go to the next town over."
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"Sorry, in this town, you can only buy alcohol"
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"if you're dressed head-to-toe in jeans."
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"What? Who made that law?"
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"Our mayor, Jay Leno."
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"Have you seen some of these laws"
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"they've got now about denim?"
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