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Clips from Ned Rifle

"I'm moved by how intimately you've engaged in my poetry."
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"It means the world to me, and I was so afraid"
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"I might be totally mistaken."
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"What do you want? A documentary?"
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"A YouTube feed? A series of Tweets?"
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"Whatever you want, just ask."
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"Stop doing your blog."
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"Oh."
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"The stand-up thing is awful."
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"Wow."
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"Decisive, committed, admittedly obscure work"
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"indifferent to mainstream approval and unafraid"
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"of confrontation with moral and aesthetic absolutes."
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"This, more than you might imagine, is what keeps people"
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"from jumping out windows and under trains."
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"Adding to mass-cultural self-congratulation, is, of course,"
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"its own reward-- cheap, immediate,"
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"and disposable, as it is."
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"Sorry."
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"So you think it's O.K. for me to be unpopular?"
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"Oh, I think it's necessary."
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"You're an unusual person."
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"I have few friends."
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"I hope I haven't hurt your feelings."
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"No. Thank you."
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"I hope we can talk again soon, but I have to ask, are you"
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"religious, as well?"
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"As well?"
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"As Ned, my nephew, who introduced us."
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"You mean Edward?"
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"We call him Ned."
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"Young Mr. Rifle?"
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"That's my mother's maiden name."
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"He was advised to remain incognito."
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"The son of Fay Grim?"
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"And Henry Fool."
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"You're leaving?"
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"Oh, I just...forgot I have to do something,"
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"and no, I'm not religious."
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"Sorry. Thank you so much."
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"Come back soon."
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"I will."
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"Where's my friend Mr. Rifle?"
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"Your room is paid for for the next 2 nights."
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"Where has he gone?"
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"I saw him hail a cab. And?"
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"He might've said something about La Guardia Airport."
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"[ Aircraft Engines Roaring ]"
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"Thank you."
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"[ Computer keys clicking ]"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"My meeting with Simon Grim was amazing."
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"Thank you so much for setting it up."
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"Sure, sure, but you didn't have to come all the way out"
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"here to thank me."
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"I mean, the room's paid up for a couple of nights."
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"I know, but I like you."
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"Oh, man."
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"-Do you have a girlfriend? -Stop."
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"I know I'm a little older than you, but I'm fun, and I know"
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"a bunch of different languages, and I don't do drugs, and--"
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"Why Seattle?"
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"I have some business to do there for Simon Grim."
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"You don't work for Zach anymore?"
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"No."
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"Dad?"
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"Susan: Toothpaste, soap, shampoo."
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"Look at these towels."
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"You look fine."
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"Really?"
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"You have no clothes but what you're wearing?"
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"No, but I can get these laundered here."
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"Is that O.K.?"
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"Go buy yourself some things."
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"I have to go meet someone."
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"Tomorrow, you can take me to the bookstore."
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"How long will you be?"
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"Hard to tell. Don't wait up."
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"[ Door closes ]"
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"[ Click ]"
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"[ Door closes ]"
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"[ Background Chatter ]"
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"[ Telephone Ringing ]"
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"Fay."
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"So, listen, wiseguy, like I was saying last week --"
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"Fay, hold on."
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"What? Did Ned come to see you yet?"
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"Yeah, he did."
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"Hasn't he gotten tall?"
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"He's, like, you know, a man and everything."
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"And he's Christian."
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"Yeah, right?"
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"Where does he get that from, I wonder?"
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"Apparently, he's lived with a devout family these past 4 years."
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"You see, Simon, that's what I mean."
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"He's so damn impressionable, that kid."
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"But anyway, I think it's you he gets that from."
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"Me? I haven't been inside a church since you married Henry."
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"Yeah, well, it's how, like, people discuss you"
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"and everything."
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"You're this weird kind of moral compass in a society"
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"half convinced of its own worthlessness."
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"You don't sound like yourself."
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"Who have you been talking to?"
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"Oh, this graduate student the publisher hired to write my autobiography"
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"was here the other week."
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"She's got a truckload of ways to say how you've influenced"
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"the zeitgeist and everything, Simon."
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"Really, I was impressed, but then I told her how I"
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"always had to get you out of fights in high school."
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"Fay, listen, I need to talk to you about something important."
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"Oh, and, like, my autobiography is not important?"
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"No, of course it is, but, Fay, did Henry ever tell you"
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"about the girl he went to prison for having sexual relations with?"
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"You mean, the 13-year-old girl he sexually molested?"
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"Well, O.K., yes."
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"No."
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"Her name was Susan."
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"Do I really have to hear this?"
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"Yes, because I believe I met this girl, Susan, yesterday."
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