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Clips from Ned Rifle

"What?"
Ned Rifle
"I mean, she's a woman, now, of course."
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"She's written this remarkable study of my work, or least,"
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"that aspect of my work which she feels, and I must admit,"
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"she's onto something here, that aspect of my poetry that"
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"centers on my friendship with Henry."
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"-That's odd. -Not really."
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"Unusual, yes, but an original and provocative reading of these poems and--"
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"No, I mean, this graduate student who's writing a story of my life."
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"Her name is Susan, too."
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"What does she look like?"
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"Early 30s, skinny, addicted to lipstick."
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"And the lipstick is not on, you know, correctly."
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"Exactly. She's kind of helpless."
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"Where did you meet her?"
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"Well, that's the thing."
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"She was introduced to me by Ned."
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"-Uh-oh. -My feelings exactly."
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"Are you sure it's her?"
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"Fay, she sat here and talked about my poems in a way that"
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"only a person could if they knew Henry intimately."
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"You said she was with Ned?"
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"He introduced her to me."
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"And, were they, like, together?"
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"I think so."
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"You know he's chaste, right?"
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"Chaste?"
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"Yeah, it means, you know, that, like--"
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"I know what chaste means, Fay."
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"Well, what do you think she's up to?"
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"It's hard to say."
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"I hope she's not a psycho killer or anything."
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"I was really enjoying our time together."
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"I'll talk to your publisher and see what I can find out."
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"I'll be over in Erotica if you need me."
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"Whatever."
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"Yeah?"
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"Looking for a friend of mine who I think used to work here."
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"An older guy named Henry."
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"-Henry? -Loudmouth."
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"-Troublemaker? -Drunkard."
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"-Thief. -Egomaniac."
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"-Sex fiend? -That's him."
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"We fired him."
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"He's not allowed in the store anymore."
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"But he's around?"
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"As far as I know, he's always at the topless bar down"
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"the block with his pal, Bud, who's also not allowed in here anymore."
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"You gonna buy that?"
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"This is it, I guess. Wait here."
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"Man: There's no way you're 21, buddy."
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"Oh, wait, I just need to go in and find somebody."
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"No matter, man. I can't let you in."
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"I'll go."
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"What's his name?"
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"But she can go in?"
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"Dude, it's a gentleman's club, O.K.?"
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"Smokin' babes are always welcome."
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"I used to dance here."
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"No, when?"
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"You were just a child."
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"Talk dirty to me."
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"What's his name?"
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"Bud."
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"Bud? You're looking for Bud?"
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"Right at the bar."
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"[ Music playing ]"
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"Bud?"
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"I can't. Not now."
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"I'm working."
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"Bouncer: Dude, it's nothing personal."
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"What?"
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"It's just the law."
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"There's a law higher than the law."
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"Really?"
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"Do you think I'd ever want to go into a place like this"
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"if I didn't have to?"
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"I see. I was mistaken. Sorry, man."
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"Ned, this is Bud."
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"Bud, this is Ned."
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"You wanna talk to me?"
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"Yeah."
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"About what?"
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"Henry."
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"Buy me lunch."
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"No problem."
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"And, like, I'm gonna need some booze."
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"I send him his reading material, books I steal from"
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"the library over here."
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"Where? Where do you send the reading material?"
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"He took this job as a, I don't know, test case for some drug company"
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"or something down outside of Portland, Oregon."
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"Do you have the address, the name of the place?"
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"Ashbrook Pharmaceuticals."
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"Hey, you ain't, like-- he don't owe you money or nothing, right?"
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"No."
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"He didn't impregnate your sister or nothing?"
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"I'm a friend."
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"'Cause he's my teacher and shit."
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"I gotta watch his back."
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"Yeah? What did he teach you?"
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"He taught me to write."
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"-Poetry, I guess. -Damn straight."
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"I was just a garbage man before Henry came to town."
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"Listen, thanks for talking to me."
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"I have to go."
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"What about my booze?"
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"My friend will be here with it any minute now."
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"She your girl?"
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"No."
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"Because I think she sorta digs me."
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"Yeah, I think so, too."
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"So, just wait here. Listen, don't tell her what we talked about O.K.?"
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"Done."
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"Or where I'm headed."
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"Double done."
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"[ Horns honking ]"
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"Mr. Grim."
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"Yes, hello. Simon."
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"Such an unexpected pleasure, really."
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