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Clips from Ned Rifle

"Defend me, O God, thy humble servant in all assaults"
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"of the enemy, that I, surely trusting in thy defense,"
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"may not fear the power of the adversary,"
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"that the words of my mouth, the meditation of my heart,"
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"be always acceptable in thy sight."
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"O Lord, my strength and my redeemer."
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"Hi, Clair."
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"Excuse me, Reverend."
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"The news is on."
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"-Good morning. -Morning."
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"Announcer on TV: Well, the big news of the hour is, once again,"
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"you guessed it, Fay Grim."
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"Boy: Look, Ned."
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"It's the lady terrorist, Fay Grim."
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"Hey!"
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"Gotta make it look like you did some work around here today, Derek."
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"Man on TV: The suburban single mom from Woodside Queens convicted"
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"of treason and sentenced to a lifetime in prison without"
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"hope of parole is finally being transferred"
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"from a secret U.S. military detention center"
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"and placed in a Federal penitentiary in Upstate New York."
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"Man: Should've killed that slut when they found her."
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"Save the taxpayers a whole lot of money."
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"Man on TV: So, Lisa, what's the feeling there on the ground?"
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"Well, Bob, there's a sizable crowd of protestors out by"
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"the road chanting for Fay's execution, but by and large,"
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"the community here is simply curious."
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"Man: I say being in prison her whole life long..."
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"best thing that ever happened to that girl."
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"She goes out on the streets, somebody's bound to hit her"
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"in the head with a baseball bat or something."
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"Chet, can you see what the problem is"
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"with the girl's lavatory?"
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"Right away, Reverend. Right away. Just on my way."
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"You ladies have a nice day now."
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"The poor woman."
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"Mary, pull yourself together."
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"She's a traitor to the nation, an international terrorist."
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"She's Ned's mother!"
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"Woman: Yes, well, of course this wouldn't be the first time"
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"that a perfectly decent, God-fearing, sober-minded"
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"person like that has risen up and escaped from such moral ruin."
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"I think she's innocent."
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"She's been convicted, Mary."
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"Mistakes have been made before."
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"Anyway, Ned's been traumatized by all this."
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"It's a miracle he's as well-adjusted as he is."
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"-Has he decided yet? -I believe so."
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"He's 18 today."
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"He's free to leave witness protection if he chooses."
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"Girl: What do you suppose he's thinking about?"
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"-Me. -Keep dreaming, Clair."
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"He smiled and said hello."
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"You're the minister's daughter for crying out loud."
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"He lives in your house."
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"I bet he's had sex and everything."
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"No, he's chaste, I'm certain."
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"Do you really think he'll leave, now that he's 18?"
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"I hope not."
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"But, Mama, why is Ned in witness protection anyway?"
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"Clair, you know we can't discuss those things."
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"This plate is chipped."
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"See if there's another one."
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"Not even now, now when he's about to leave?"
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"Oh, really? Is he leaving?"
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"That's what everybody says."
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"What everybody says, I see."
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"Well, why don't you ask him yourself?"
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"Here he comes now."
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"That was great, Mrs. Gardner. Thank you."
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"There's more."
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"No, thanks. I'm stuffed."
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"Derek, what did I tell you?"
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"No mobile devices at the table."
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"Derek: They let that lady terrorist go today."
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"Clair: You mean Fay Grim."
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"They didn't let her go. They just moved her."
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"Reverend: Enough!"
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"Derek, help your sister bring out the coffee and dessert."
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"I'm sorry."
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"At least I know where she is now."
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"So you've decided?"
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"Yes."
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"Reverend: Are you sure you want to return to that..."
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"well, that life?"
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"She's my mother."
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"Derek and Clair: Happy birthday!"
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"Wow! Thank you."
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"Clair made it."
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"Ned: Thank you, Clair."
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"Clair: I don't know if it'll be any good or anything."
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"-I'm sure it is. -It's chocolate."
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"What should I wish for?"
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"No, it's gotta be a secret."
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"Does it?"
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"No. Clair, that's just superstitious."
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"Alice, what do you say?"
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"Alice: "The secret things belong unto the Lord our God.""
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"Clair?"
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""Ecclesiastes"?"
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"No. "Judges." Sit down. Go ahead, Ned."
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"Wish away."
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"I wish..."
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"I wish this family the peace, the happiness,"
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"and the security it has provided me these past 4 years"
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"forever and ever."
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"All: Amen."
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"Dad."
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"Oh, yes, Ned, this is just a little something from"
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"all of us."
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"Don't open it now."
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"Happy Birthday."
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"Thank you, all."
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"Derek: It's a Bible."
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"Clair: Derek!"
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"[ Bells ringing ]"
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"[ Paper ripping ]"
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"Reverend and Alice: "Our thoughts go with you and our hopes also.""
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"Wow! Clair!"
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"Reverend: I wish you wouldn't leave."
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