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Clips from Ned Rifle

"It doesn't matter."
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"Catholic's right across the parking lot."
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"I was wondering how long you'd be able to stand that guy."
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"Get dressed, you have to get out of here."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"The young, Christian gentleman's paying for it all."
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"There's a jacuzzi upstairs."
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"The young Christian gentleman has every intention"
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"of killing you."
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"Here's his gun."
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"This is the bullet."
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"I didn't think he had it in him."
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"He does."
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"I've heard him say his prayers."
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"God's on his side, I suppose."
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"Apparently."
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"And so, you mean to say, Fay doesn't"
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"need my help with her memoir?"
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"Is that what he told you?"
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"That's low."
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"You got any money?"
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"Yeah, I stole his bank card."
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"He's got his pin code written on a Post-It note"
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"and everything."
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"Very generous of him."
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"I know, right?"
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"You'd think a religion would help teach people how"
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"the ungodly operate."
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"Let me get dressed."
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"Take all the good stuff from the mini bar."
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"What have I done?"
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"I might've killed a man but for this woman."
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"Have you sent her?"
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"Placed her in my path to keep me from sin?"
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"I'll set everything right. I'll make amends."
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"Jesus, I don't want to kill anyone."
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"Wow."
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"Lots?"
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"He's loaded, but we can only withdraw $400 a day."
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"I really can't believe that sanctimonious little church mouse is my son."
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"Forget about it."
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"Where are we going anyway?"
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"I mean, New York, right?"
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"All points on the globe are equally dismal for me, Susan."
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"Unwanted, unappreciated, despised even by my own son."
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"We can make it in maybe 3 or 4 days, depending"
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"on when Ned unplugs our credit line."
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"I called ahead and reserved a motel room just this side"
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"of Spokane."
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"Do they have a restaurant, you think?"
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"No, but the rooms have kitchens."
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"Ned."
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"Simon, I almost did a real bad thing."
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"Your mother thought you might."
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"Mom? How?"
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"She received a visit from the Reverend Gardner."
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"Oh, man."
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"Have you found Henry?"
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"Yes."
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"Is he with you now?"
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"No, I lost him. He disappeared again."
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"He ran off with some woman I was traveling with."
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"Susan?"
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"Yeah."
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"Ned, how much do you know about your dad's early years?"
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"More than I want to."
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"Well, he spent some time in prison."
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"Right, that much I got."
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"Do you know why he was in prison?"
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"Mom said he hadn't paid his taxes or something."
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"No, Henry was in jail for 7 years because he was"
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"caught in flagrante delicto with, as he once told me"
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"in confidence, an ugly and mean-spirited 13-year-old girl"
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"named Susan."
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"You think this is that Susan?"
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"I'm certain of it. I've read her dissertation."
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"It's a long, wild, passionate encomium to Henry."
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"A what?"
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"And she's ghost-writing your mom's autobiography."
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"No way! That's her?"
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"She's obsessed with Henry."
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"Oh, damn it. Then let them be."
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"They're both nuts anyway."
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"He's an idiot. She's a floozie."
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"They both read too much. They're made for each other."
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"I'm coming home."
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"But she might do him harm."
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"You think?"
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"She's been in and out of psychiatric hospitals her"
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"whole life, and she stabbed a man in college when they"
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"refused to let her graduate."
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"What was your impression?"
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"She's armed."
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"Is she?"
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"Ned, you've got to find them."
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"I know."
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"Susan's brilliant, and she's a good person, but she's totally"
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"fucked up."
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"I know."
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"We could probably say the same thing about your dad, but I"
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"suspect you don't want to hear that right now."
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"You're right, Uncle Simon. I don't want to hear that right now."
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"Listen, I'll call you tomorrow."
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"Stateside Mutual Customer Service, how can I help you?"
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"Yeah, my bank card has been stolen."
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"Would you like me to cancel the card?"
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"Yes, and wait --"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Will you be able to tell me where the card was last used?"
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"Of course, the exact time and location."
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"O.K., don't cancel the card just yet."
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"Really? Are you sure?"
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"I'll call back in a few hours."
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"A lot of damage can occur in a few hours, sir."
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"I know."
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"We should get some booze."
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"Can you get me some rum, please?"
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"There's a liquor store across the parking lot."
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"Rum, huh?"
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"And whatever you're drinking."
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