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Clips from Ned Rifle

"I'll get something to cook."
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"What do you smoke?"
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"Whatever. Fairport Lights are O.K."
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"An embarrassment of riches!"
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"We'll need a knife."
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"All set?"
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"Anything else?"
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"Ice cubes. I'll get napkins."
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"Oh, and lemonade."
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"Susan?"
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"Rum, lemonade, and Fairport Lights."
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"These were your preferred poisons at 13."
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"Why didn't you come back for me?"
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"What?"
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"I waited."
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"They put me in jail for 7 years."
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"But I was 20 by the time you got out."
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"I wasn't allowed into the state of Ohio without written"
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"permission from some office of the governor, and only then if"
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"I could prove I had gainful employment."
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"Look, Susan, I paid dearly for our little afternoon of bliss."
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"I really did think my parents were away for the weekend."
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"I had no idea they would come back."
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"Aw, Susan."
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"Susan, what my life might've been if I'd never met you."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Please don't apologize."
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"What's done is done and I shouldn't have done it."
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"I wanted you to."
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"You were 13. You didn't know what you wanted."
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"I did. I did know what I wanted."
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"Susan, it's like I've been trying to get at."
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"There is sin in this world."
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"I haven't worked it out perfectly yet, but if there is"
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"such a thing as sin, it comes down to this."
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"Taking advantage of innocence."
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"I was not innocent. How dare you say that."
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"You were the only one I wanted."
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"Yes, the only one stupid enough to succumb to the"
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"advances of an overweight and perspiring adolescent"
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"with bad teeth."
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"What happened?"
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"I grew up."
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"Well, you've got a nice ass."
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"I had braces until I was 26."
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"You could use a few pounds, though."
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"I was anorexic for a while."
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"No."
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"I'm O.K. now, but it wasn't so bad, because I was"
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"in a hospital anyways."
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"What kind of hospital?"
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"The kind for crazy people."
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"-Oh, no. -No, it wasn't like that."
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"They thought I was crazy because I was in love with you."
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"Well, they were right."
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"I was the janitor at your junior high school."
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"You turned me on to Lautreamont."
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"Did I?"
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"And Verlaine, Rimbaud."
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"Really?"
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"All the French symbolists."
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"Of course, I outgrew them, but they were formative."
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"Yeah, well, but still, there are limits."
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"I mean, there are laws even."
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"Hi. It's me again-- Edward Rifle."
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"Oh, yes, Mr. Rifle."
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"The card was used near Spokane 45 minutes ago"
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"at a supermarket on Route 47."
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"That was the best day of my life."
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"It was astonishing."
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"I mean, at least, until your father"
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"was standing there and the police arrived."
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"I remember every moment of it."
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"I put myself to sleep at night for years replaying it again,"
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"and again."
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"Every touch."
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"Each thrust."
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"The taste of your dirty fingers in my mouth."
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"How I clutched the bedspread and drooled."
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"[ Thunder ]"
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"And now we can be together, you and me finally, without"
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"any interference."
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"Is that what you want?"
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"More than anything in the world."
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"[ Thunder ]"
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"Henry: I'm not an easy man to live with, Susan."
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"I'll just follow you, yours whenever you want me."
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"You're incorrigible."
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"Thank you."
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"Woman: Outrageous!"
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"You people are disgusting!"
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"Why, a man your age ought to know better than to--"
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"Come on! Come on! It's not our business."
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"Pervert!"
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"Henry: And so you stabbed the guy?"
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"All semester long he's encouraging me to revise"
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"and to annotate and insisting we meet after class to discuss"
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"and, well, of course, fuck, and then he totally goes along"
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"with the other department heads and dismisses"
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"the dissertation as not worthy of consideration."
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"What's this for?"
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"The tomatoes."
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"-You still hungry? -Not really."
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"Give me your glass."
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"These self-satisfied pundits who, themselves received"
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"master's degrees for writing college papers on post-Marxist"
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"third generation feminist apocrypha or whatever,"
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"now have these high-paid tenured positions lock-step"
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"with college policy, pushing only commercially sustainable"
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"mass-cultural phenomena, proudly detailing the most"
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"profitably, impermanent trends as critically relevant"
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"societal indicators for the next really cool Facebook ad,"
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"et cetera."
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"I mean, am I repeating myself?"
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"God, I love it when you get all fired up and indignant like this."
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"Fuck me."
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"[ Crash ]"
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"[ Loud moaning ]"
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"[ Crash ]"
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"[ Police Siren ]"
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