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Clips from Ned Rifle

"You got a problem with that?"
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"Find someplace to pull over."
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"What?"
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"Gotta pee."
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"[ Click ]"
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"[ Urinating ]"
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"[ Click ]"
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"[ Continues urinating ]"
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"[ Click ]"
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"[ Continues urinating ]"
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""Coffee product.""
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"It's free."
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"The donuts are fresh this morning."
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"Hi."
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"Henry: Oh, this is quaint in a desperate sort of way."
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"Ah, we meet finally."
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"That's a fetching ensemble."
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"-There's free coffee product. -Is there?"
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"-And semi-fresh donuts. -Excellent."
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"Ned, are you going to introduce us, or did your"
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"mother teach you no manners at all?"
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"-This is Susan. -Fascinating."
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"Come on. We're leaving."
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"Soldier of God or not, that kid's got a hair"
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"across his ass."
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"Yes, he's very devout."
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"Maybe we should get some donuts"
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"for the road, huh?"
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"Can I hold that for you?"
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"Guard it with your life, young lady."
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"Is this the confessions?"
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"I see my reputation has preceded me."
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"I did my graduate dissertation on the work of Simon Grim."
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"Is that so?"
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"Yes, and because of that, I guess,"
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"I was hired to ghost-write your wife's autobiography."
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"Oh, you're practically family."
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"That's not sugar. That's Sweet'N Low."
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"The sugar's right there."
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"Well, that's good."
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"Fay can't spell to save her life."
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"Do you type?"
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"Very well, and I'm a great copy editor."
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"I can use some help with this."
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"I'd love to. I mean, if that's O.K."
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"Good, it needs some--"
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"Oh, did you see that?"
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"No."
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"You remind me of someone."
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"[ Horn Beeping ]"
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"O.K., O.K.!"
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"He hates me, of course."
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"So embarrassingly oedipal."
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"Come on."
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"Henry: So, it's like this."
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"In the infinite amplitude of his love, God wants to create"
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"the largest number of best elements that can exist"
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"together in one cosmos."
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"O.K., that's a spin on Leibniz, but the important part is next."
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"Do I write that?"
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"No, hold on."
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"In an instantaneous calculation made in eternity,"
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"God computes the best possible world and creates it."
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"O.K., fine."
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"This decision, as it were, by God,"
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"is uncontingent and eternal, rather than temporally or"
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"ontologically sequential."
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"Mmm... What?"
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"Do you think that's the right word?"
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"Temporally?"
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"No, ontologically."
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"What do you suggest?"
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"It's just that the nature of being is already the subject"
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"of the passage itself."
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"I think you should move on from the idea of temporality"
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"to something more materially concrete."
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"Spatiality, right. Or--"
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"[ Tires Squeal ]"
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"We'll stop here for the night."
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"Anyway, the point, Susan, it is impossible for every"
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"perfect good to be compatible with every other perfect good."
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"The holiness of the mountain needs to be contrasted"
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"with the profanity of the used condom on the sidewalk"
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"so to speak."
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"Good image, should I write that?"
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"The good of free will must entail real choices for sin."
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"Something like that."
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"We'll continue tomorrow."
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"We need three single rooms please."
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"Uh-oh, I'm afraid we only have one single"
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"and a suite available."
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"A suite?"
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"Two rooms, a full kitchen, and a jacuzzi."
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"A class establishment, obviously."
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"I once participated in the most fantastic group sex"
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"in a hot tub outside in the mountains while it was snowing."
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"Where was that? Doesn't matter."
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"How about you?"
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"He'll have the suite. We'll take the single."
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"I'll be in the bar."
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"[ Door slams ] What?"
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"You're flirting with my father."
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"Am I?"
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"He's fun."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"He appreciates my ideas."
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"I like the way he thinks."
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"He's a degenerate."
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"Give him three minutes alone, and he'd rape you."
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"I don't think you know what you're talking about."
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"Yeah, well, maybe you're right, seeing as I don't know"
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"what you're capable of yourself."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Give me the bullet."
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"What bullet?"
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"That's all the cash I have."
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"Take it. Get lost."
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"You're not traveling with us."
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"Is there a church around here?"
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"Lots. Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, Seventh Day Adventist, a mosque."
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