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"-So you're an actor. -Yep."
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"Yep. You know what?"
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"In fact, I wouldn't mind having a fresh pair of eyes--"
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"(CAR HORN HONKS)"
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"My apologies. Look at this."
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"-Okay. If you'd just look at the road. -I got it."
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"-Oh, your headshots. -Headshots."
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"This one, this is a laid-back guy with a Hawaiian shirt..."
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"...but he packs a piece."
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"-lnteresting. -Yep."
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"This one was my father's favorite."
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"He says it really showed my spirit."
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"And I agree with him."
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"PETER : What's that, a--?"
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"That's a gang member, a construction worker, and...."
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"And a nerd. A professor."
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"No. I'm Malcolm X."
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"He thinks he's human. So stupid."
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"What brought you to Atlanta? Business or pleasure?"
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"-Business. -Business."
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"What kind of business?"
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"Architecture."
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"-How'd you get into architecture? -College. Anything else?"
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"-Because I'm trying to-- -I'm sorry."
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"We're gonna be traveling. It wouldn't hurt to get to know each other."
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"Okay."
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"Ethan, what brought you to Atlanta? Business or pleasure?"
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"My daddy died."
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"I went to Atlanta to go to his funeral."
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"Gee, I didn't know. I'm sorry."
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"He was a great guy, man. That's why I'm heading out West."
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"He's the one that motivated me to get on the TV."
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"-TV? -Yeah."
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"Tough business to break into."
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"So competitive."
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"I have a friend, he's in that industry."
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"-Does he work on Two and a HalfMen? -No. He--"
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"That's too bad. Because Two and a Half Men..."
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"...is the reason I wanted to become an actor."
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"-Right. -Especially the second season."
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"PETER : Here's the plan."
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"We are just outside Birmingham..."
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"...and we got a late start, so we will only make it just to inside Louisiana."
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"Early to bed, early to rise."
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"Long 16- to 18-hour haul, which will land us in Phoenix, Arizona."
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"-Eight hours outside of L.A. -You know what'd be nice?"
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"If we could stop at the Grand Canyon."
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"We're not going to the Grand Canyon."
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"That would be easily 120 miles off our optimum route."
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"That's too bad."
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"Daddy would've loved the Grand Canyon."
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"Why do you even have this?"
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"Oh, because this is my daddy."
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"These are his ashes."
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"Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can, Ethan?"
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"Because he's dead, Peter."
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"-I know. I know that part. -Don't you listen to anything?"
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"I'm just saying, normal people put remains in an urn."
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"ETHAN : This is vacuum-sealed."
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"You broke the seal when you poured out the coffee."
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"You poured your father's remains in and closed it. That didn't reseal it."
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"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life."
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"(SNEEZES)"
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"God. We shouldn't have come here."
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"I'm allergic to waffles."
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"ETHAN : Come on, Sonny. Thank you."
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"We need to make a brief pit stop in Birmingham."
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"Actually, our next stop is Shreveport. That's where we rest."
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"-It's 10 minutes away. -Let's see if we can make it."
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"Why you making a pit stop in Birmingham? We gotta make time."
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"I left my glaucoma medication on the plane."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Your what?"
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"You mean your weed?"
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"-It's medical marijuana, Peter. -No, it's weed."
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"-Why do you make everything so dark? -It's weed."
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"I'm saying I really don't want to stop and buy drugs. Is that okay?"
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"I didn't want to play this card, certainly not this early."
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"But guess what. Guess who's got the Subaru lmpreza. Me."
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"Guess who's got all the money. Me."
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"Guess who's got a winning personality. Me."
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"What do you have? You have a nice hairline, fine."
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"You have a strong jaw, fine."
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"But I gotta tell you something, mister."
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"Your personality needs some work."
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"My God."
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"Now, do you want a ride to California or not?"
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"-Yes, please. -Good. Hold Dad."
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"-Dad! -I'm sorry. I got it. I got it, I got it."
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"Okay. God Almighty, holy moly. It's like I'm traveling with a child."
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"-Did you use the restroom? -I need to take a pee-pee."
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"(LINE RINGS)"
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"SARAH : Peter? -Crisis averted, I'm driving."
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"-Driving how? -Let me talk to her."
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"With a guy-- Please don't. With a guy that I met in a rent-a-car."
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"You're gonna drive 2000 miles with a guy you just met?"
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"Say hi to--"
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"Sarah? Hi, this is Ethan Tremblay. I'm riding with Peter. How are you?"
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"I'm fine. How are you?"
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"Good, good. I wanted to let you know I have your package, and he is A-okay."
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"And I will have him delivered by Thursday."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Hey, Sarah? One other thing. Do you have a hairdresser out West?"
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"I got this killer perm, and it needs major upkeep."
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"I'm sorry, did you say that you have a perm?"
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"Yeah, a perm. Like a permanent."
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"PETER : It's heinous. ETHAN : Do you mind?"
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"-Can I just talk to my husband, please? -Yeah. Okay, hold on."
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"-She wants to talk to you. -I know."
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"-So that's what I'm dealing with. -Oh, my God."
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"PETER : Yep. God bless us all."
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"(BUZZES)"
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"-Stop worrying. -I'm not worried."
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"She's very legitimate. I found her on Craigslist."
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"WOMAN : Who is it?"
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"Fantastic."
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"ETHAN : Hi. It's Ethan. I called you earlier."
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"Honestly, like two minutes, okay? Just buy it and then go."
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"-Hey. -Hi."
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"-That was fast. -Yeah, we were very close."
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