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Clips from Seinfeld - The Strike (S09E09)

"Elaine Benes?"
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"Elaine Benes."
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"You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man?"
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"Charlie here. He's a man. You know who else? Me."
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"- I'm a man. - I'm a man."
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"Oh, my."
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"I'll have this Vest guy call your real number."
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"You just give it to me..."
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"...and that way I'll have it."
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"My number?"
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"Okay."
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"Well, here you go."
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"And tell you what, put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont."
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"Hey, Jerry."
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"- Hey, Tim. - What's up?"
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"I'm having dinner with a girl I met at your party."
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"Jerry. Hi."
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"- Gwen? - Yeah."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Come on, our table's ready."
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"So attractive one day, not attractive the next."
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"- Have you come across this? - Yes, I am familiar with the syndrome."
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"- She's a two-face. - Like the Batman villain?"
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"If that helps you."
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"If I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up."
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"The good, the bad, or the ugly."
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"- Clint Eastwood. - Yeah."
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"Hey, check this out."
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"I gotta give Christmas presents at Kruger..."
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"...so I'm pulling a Whatley."
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"A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund."
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"- What is that? - Made it up."
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"The Human Fund. Money for people."
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"What do you think?"
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"It has a certain understated stupidity."
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"The Outlaw Josey Wales."
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"Yeah."
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"- Bagels on the house. - Hey."
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"How was your first day? - Oh, fantastic."
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"It felt so good to get my hands back in that dough."
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"- Your hands were in the dough? - No, I didn't make these bagels."
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"Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them."
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"We try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top..."
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"...but they dig, they test."
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"- All right. I'm out of here. - Happy Festivus."
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"- What's Festivus? - When George was-"
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"- No. - His father-"
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"Stop it. It's nothing."
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"It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist."
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"Happy Festivus, Georgie."
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"Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific."
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"Kramer. Listen, I got a little phone relay going."
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"So if a guy calls H & H and he's looking for me, you take a message."
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"You're still trying to get that free sub?"
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"Hey, I have spent a lot of time and I have eaten a lot of crap..."
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"...to get to where I am today, and I am not throwing it all away now."
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"Is there a captain's hat involved in this?"
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"Maybe."
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"Kramer, I got your message."
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"I haven't celebrated Festivus in years."
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"- What is your interest? - Well, just tell me everything."
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"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son."
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"I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man."
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"As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
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"- What happened to the doll? - It was destroyed."
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"But out of that a new holiday was born."
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"A Festivus for the rest of us."
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"That must have been some kind of doll."
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"She was."
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"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas."
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"Oh, Sandy, here is a little something for you."
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"Thanks."
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"Phil, loved those cigars. Incoming."
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"- Mr. Kruger, sir. Merry Christmas. - Not if you could see our books."
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"- What is this? - The Human Fund."
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"- Whatever. - Exactly."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them..."
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"...all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year."
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"- And is there a tree? - No. Instead there's a pole."
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"Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."
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"Frank, this new holiday of yours, it's scratching me right where I itch."
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"- Let's do it then. - All right."
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"Festivus is back. I'll get the pole out of the crawl space."
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"- Hello, Frank. - Hello, woman."
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"Kramer. Kramer. Any word from the Vest?"
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"No, no."
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"Listen, Harry, I need the 23rd off."
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"Hey, I hired you to work during the holidays. This is the holidays."
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"- But it's Festivus. - What?"
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"You're infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays."
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"- That's not a right. - Well, it's going to be..."
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"...because I'm going back on strike."
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"Yeah, it's a walkout."
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"I gotta stay and wait for the call."
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"You're siding with management?"
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"- No. I'm just- - Scab."
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"Scab. Scab."
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"- Hey. - Boy, am I glad to see you."
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"- You were expecting someone else? - You never know."
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"You know, you might want to take the tunnel."
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"So, what do you feel like eating? Chinese or Italian?"
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"I could go either way."
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"You're telling me."
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"So she was switching back and forth?"
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"The whole time."
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"She was like a 3D baseball card that changes depending on the angle."
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"So one minute she's pretty and at the plate..."
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"...and the next she's ugly and advancing the runners."
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"- So, what happened next? - Well, we stopped by here..."
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"...and the only place she always looked good..."
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"...was in that back booth over there."
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"Just bring her here. This is all you really need."
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"I can't just keep bringing her to the coffee shop."
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"I mean, what if things, you know, progress?"
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"Lights out."
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"All right, I'll give it a shot. I do really like this coffee shop."
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"- Nice cuff links, by the way. - Office Christmas gift."
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"I tell you, this Human Fund is a gold mine."
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"That's not a French cuff shirt, you know?"
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