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Clips from Seinfeld - The Strike (S09E09)

"I know, I cut the button off and poked a hole."
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"Oh, that's classy."
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"Well, happy Festivus."
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"What is that? Is that the pole?"
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"George, Festivus is your heritage. It's part of who you are."
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"That's why I hate it."
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"There's a big dinner Tuesday night at Frank's house. Everyone's invited."
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"George..."
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"...you're forgetting how much Festivus has meant to us all."
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"I brought one of the cassette tapes."
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"- Read that poem. - I can't read it. I need my glasses."
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"You don't need glasses. You're just weak. You're weak."
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"Leave him alone."
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"All right, George. It's time for the Festivus feats of strength."
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"Oh, no. Turn it off. There's no feats of strength. I hate Festivus."
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"We had some good times."
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"- Hey. - Hi, there. This is Kramer and Frank."
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"- So you ready to go? - Why don't we stay here?"
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"The back booth just opened up."
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"Now, this is a good-looking booth."
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"Get Festivus. Hey, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel."
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"Hey, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel..."
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"Lady, if you want a sandwich, I'll make you a sandwich."
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"I want the one that I earned."
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"I'll get it. I'll get it."
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"H & H and Elaine. Elaine, you should get out of there."
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"I sabotaged the bagel machine last night. It's going down."
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"- What did you do? - You've been warned."
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"Oh, hi."
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"- Hey, the steam valve broke. - Can we still make bagels?"
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"Sure. It's just a little steamy."
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"How do you like your bagels now?"
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"George, I got something for you."
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"I'm supposed to find a charity..."
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"...and throw some of the company's money at it."
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"They all seem the same to me, so, what's the difference?"
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"- Twenty thousand dollars? - Made out to the Human Fund."
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"Gee."
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"Oh, damn, I've locked myself out of my office again."
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"All right. I'm going home."
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"Jerry, how many times do we have to come to this place?"
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"Why? It's our place."
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"I just found a rubber band in my soup."
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"Well, I know who's cooking today."
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"- Hey, surprise, surprise. - Hey, Georgie."
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"I think I'm just gonna go."
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"I'll be here."
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"- Hey, soup. - She didn't touch it."
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"Paco."
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"Hey, take a look at this."
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"Twenty thousand dollars from Kruger? You're not keeping this."
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"- I don't know. - Excuse me?"
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"I've been thinking, this might be my chance..."
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"...to start giving back."
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"You wanna give something back? Start with the $20,000."
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"- I'm serious. - You're gonna start your own charity?"
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"I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick-ass philanthropist."
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"I would have all this money and people would love me."
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"Then, they would come to me and beg."
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"And if I felt like it, I would help them out..."
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"...and then, they would owe me big time."
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"The first thing I'm gonna need is a driver."
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"No bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel."
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"Kramer, Vest just called."
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"Yamahama, it's fright night."
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"Oh, yeah. I got a little steam bath."
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"Listen, in 10 minutes, I'm gonna have my hands on that Atomic Sub card."
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"And?"
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"Free sub."
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"- I'll see you. - Yeah."
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"- Kramer. Hi. - Oh, hello."
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"It's Gwen. We met at the coffee shop."
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"I'm dating your friend, Jerry."
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"Oh, I don't know who you really are..."
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"...but I've seen Jerry's girlfriend and she's not you."
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"You're much better looking and like a foot taller."
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"That's why we're always hiding in that coffee shop."
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"- He's afraid of getting caught. - Oh, he's a tomcat."
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"Steve."
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"- It's Elaine. - From Tim Whatley's party?"
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"- Yeah. - You look..."
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"...different."
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"I see you're still sticking with the denim."
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"Do you have that card that I gave you?"
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"Well, I had it back at my place..."
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"...but I can't go there now. I'll give it to you later or something."
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"No, no, no. You give me your number."
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"Okay. Sure."
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"- Do you have the mumps? - No."
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"- Typhoid? - No."
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"Yamahama."
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"A fake number. Blimey."
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"George, we've got a problem."
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"There's a memo here from accounting..."
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"...telling me there's no such thing as the Human Fund."
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"Well, there could be."
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"But there isn't."
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"Well, I could- I could give the money back. Here."
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"George, I don't get it."
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"If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake."
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"You better have a damn good reason..."
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"...why you gave me a fake Christmas gift."
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"Well, sir, I gave out the fake card because..."
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"...I don't really celebrate Christmas."
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"I celebrate Festivus."
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"- Vemonus? - Festivus, sir."
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"And I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs."
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"They drove my family out of Bayside, sir."
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"- Are you making all this up too? - Oh, no, sir."
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"Festivus is all too real and I could prove it... if I have to."
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"Yeah, you probably should."
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"- Happy Festivus. - George. This is a surprise."
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"- Who's the suit? - Yo, Dad, this is my boss Mr. Kruger."
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"- Have you seen the pole? - No, he doesn't need to see the pole."
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"He's gonna see it."
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"Happy Festivus."
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"Yamahama."
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"I didn't have time to go home. What are you doing here?"
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"- Embracing my roots. - They nailed you on the 20 G's?"
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