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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Ditch Day (S05E05)

"I don't sound like that."
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"And, Bill? Stop coming to me for advice."
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"(IN WHINEY VOICE) "Why won't girls date me?""
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"Maybe 'cause you're broke 'cause you suck at your job."
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"Ow. Burn notice received."
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"(WHISPERING) You know, Bill, a wig could really help with your confidence."
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"And, Gary, stop staring at Jillian."
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"Can't tell if this guy wants to fuck or kill me."
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"Oh, and now you three want a day off for no reason at all."
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"- Really, that... That'd be great. - 100% no."
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"If everyone else is here, so are you three idiots."
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"- And, hey. Consider this your lunch break. - What?"
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"Jillian."
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"- You just ate lunch. - Gah, this job is a jizz-oke."
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"Oh, yeah, I do sound like that."
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"What are we gonna do, man? We still need tomorrow off."
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"(SIGHS) If no one comes in the office, the heat'll be off us."
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"What about a ditch day?"
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"That's perfect. Oh, my God."
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"Hey, wait. Hang on. Shh. Everyone shut up."
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"- Sit down. - Shut up and sit down."
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"- Shut up and sit down. - BOTH: Shut up."
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"- Sit down, shut up. - Okay, now you shut up."
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"Okay, here's the deal, guys."
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"I know tensions are running high working here. It's tough, right?"
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"I hate it. I hate it."
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"Instead of coming here tomorrow and working,"
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"why don't you guys come to our place for a ditch day?"
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"- Oh, my God. That sounds fun. - Uh, nah, nah."
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"- Just like in high school. - Nah, nah, nah."
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"We ain't going to your nasty-ass frat house,"
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"bath soap all covered in pubes and dookie streaks."
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"Nope, there is no dookie on the soap anymore."
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"- Not anymore. - We switched to body wash."
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"- So we solved that problem. - Yup."
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"So I'll see you guys there?"
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"- Also, there's gonna be alcohol, snacks, food. - Tons of booze."
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"- Yeah, so... - Okay, so ditch day is a s'go."
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"You know what, dude? I think I figured it out, why my cool points are dipping."
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"- What? - I need, like, a new hip name."
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"Yeah, it's pretty bad. I been meaning to tell you about it."
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"- Nails DeChamp. - Okay, right this way."
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"Wow. That's good, right?"
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"The pianist, you can just get set up in there. Okay?"
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"Um, and if you don't mind, let's keep it classy,"
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"but also a little nasty, just like my main man, Jamie Foxx."
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"In fact, I got a little bracelet for you here."
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""WWJFP." What would Jamie Foxx play? All right?"
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"Okay. I'm gonna need that back though. Thank you."
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"Excuse me, honey, where do you keep your plates?"
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"Honey? I'm not your honey. I'm your boss, okay?"
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"The kitchen is that way. Please, get in there."
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"Do not use the Wendy's napkins. Use the Starbucks napkins."
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"Yo, hey, bro, what... What's up, man? Um..."
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"So, what? Are these volunteers, or you... You hired people?"
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"Yes, Blake. I had to hire people."
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"Two people, okay? I'm trying to class it up here."
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"It's only 300 bucks out of the thousand that Karl gave us."
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"I mean, you could have asked us."
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"- You spend money to make money. - Exactly. Right? And I spent $700 more"
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"on finger foods, this rug, thank you for not stepping on it,"
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"and the Chiavari chairs, which look..."
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"- They look so good. - These look great."
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"Plus we got another thousand coming when we get rid of the drug box, right?"
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"- One more T, baby. - Right. Right."
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"- ANDERS: So we're fine. - (DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"- All right. Yeah. - Oh, I got it. Uh-oh, party time."
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"- Skip over the rug. - Look good. Look good."
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"- What up. - Hey."
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"Hey. Hey. It's me, Nails DeChamp, your party guide for ditch day."
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"Welcome to the main event."
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"Give me some food. I skipped dinner last night for this."
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"We got plenty of food. Let me get my waitress."
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"Paula, eggs!"
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"Where this drank at?"
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"- (PHONES RINGING) - Yeah, yeah, I understand that,"
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"but it makes my feet swell up like balloons."
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"Jillian, breakfast biscuit and black coffee."
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"- Jillian? - (PHONES CONTINUE RINGING)"
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"Oh, what the fuck?"
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"(SINGING) We're like fresh, fresh, fresh"
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"Ah, no. I'm full. Thank you."
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"Hey, what'd you think of the bathroom? How about that two-ply Charmin?"
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"You know what? It was all right."
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"Them booty wipes was a nice touch."
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"- It stings now, but it's a good sting. - BLAKE: Fantastic."
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"Guys, if we could put our phones away, that'd be great. All right?"
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"Come on. We're staring at these things all day."
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"Do we even know each other anymore?"
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"For instance, Ghostman. What, uh, like, what's even your real name?"
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"- My name's Gary Golstman. - Oh."
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"Oh, that... I just always thought Alice was calling you that because..."
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"- Nothing. - Yo, Blake."
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"Watch me stack mad cool points"
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"- with this B-boy flavor. - Oh, all right."
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"- Ayo! - Ladies and gentlemen."
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"- Who's ready to b-b-b-b-break dance! - Me."
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"- Get 'em, Nails. - Here, Steven."
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"(SINGING) Oh, daddy's a dancer"
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"That's not break dancing. This is."
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"ALL: Oh!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- Oh, is that... Ha, ha, ha! - BLAKE: Adam."
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"I'll frickin' break-dance. I'll frickin' break-dance!"
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"- Adam. - Oh!"
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"- I’ll break-dance! - It's a rental."
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"It's a rental. It's a rental."
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"- Someone needs a chill pill. - (ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, you know what? I told y'all this party was gonna eat my booty."
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"Let's get out of here. I haven't had a sale in three weeks."
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"Whoa. Hang on. Everyone, sit down. Sit down and shut up."
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"- You can't ditch ditch day. - That's right."
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"Everybody, sit down. Okay? Sit down, Montizzle."
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"Listen, I've been reading a lot about the Mayans, okay?"
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"And when they stressed out about pesos, they didn't just,"
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"you know, run back to work. They sipped the worm water."
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"You guys want me to chug that? 'Cause I will."
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"- Someone dare me to chug that. - All right. Come on, everybody, shots!"
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"In honor of Olmec, the Mayan god of chillaxing."
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"(CHATTING AND CHEERING)"
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