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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Ditch Day (S05E05)

"But it is real"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Yeah. How much you want for this junk?"
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"How 'bout a quabillion jillion trillion dollars?"
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"This isn't a yard sale, you bitch ass."
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"- Bitch ass? - Yeah, I said bitch ass. Put it down."
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"Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"- Hey, man. - Easy, man. Hands off."
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"- Put down my record, bro. - Wey-oh."
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"Put down my record!"
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Something's going down in the front yard. Check it out!"
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"There I go."
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"- Hey, Karl! - Bring the tone down."
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"- Back it off. - Keep your hands off me."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- Dean, we'll handle this scandal. - All right, man. See that you do."
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"Thank you so much. You saved me. Thank you."
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"Karl, bud, it's too early for this. What's all this stuff, man?"
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"Oh, dude, this stuff is my Mexican stuff."
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"- I've been getting hella into Mexico lately. - Oh. Ooh."
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"- Oh, yeah? - I actually need to go back down there"
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"right now to help some coyotes do a border run."
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"So if you guys don't mind, I'd... I'd love to leave this stuff inside your house."
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"- Okay. All right. - (CHUCKLING)"
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"You got one trip."
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"Anything you can get in the house in one trip can stay."
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"All this other shite got to go."
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"That's cool. I already know what I'm gonna do."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"BLAKE: Come on. Get it, boy."
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"Get it, boy. Live there. You got this."
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"- Finish line's right there. - Yeah! Whoo!"
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"- What do you need? - I need water."
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"No, no, no. No, we said no water."
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"Right there, across the plank. You got this. You got this."
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"- (SCREAMING) - You got this!"
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"Ahhh! No!"
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"- (SCREAMS) - Yay!"
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"Oh, ho, ho, ho. Blanket."
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"- Blanket on the ground. - That's my favorite blanket."
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"- That's all right. - It belongs to the outside now, bitch."
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"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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"You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta"
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"Gotta be fresh"
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"- (GRUNTS) - Whoa, is that a full body shot of Olmec?"
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"I've never seen his lower half."
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"Is this a Legends of the Hidden Temple tell-all?"
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"Dude, probably."
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"Everything cool comes from Mexico. You know, tacos and..."
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"- Where's your blanket though? - Oh, hey, uh..."
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"These right here in the bag, they're in a bag for a reason."
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"They are muy caliente... Burning your skin off."
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"- Don't let 'em touch you. All right? - All right."
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"- Sweet. - Awesome. This right here is very important."
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"I need to ask a favor of you."
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"I have a business associate stopping by tomorrow to pick that up."
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"Don't open it. It says it right there."
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"- It does. Right on the front. - Yeah, I read that, too, but I was like,"
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""It's like a suggestion.""
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"But I really want to know, "What's in the box?"
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""What's in the box?""
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"Like from that scary movie, Se7en? With Brad Pitt?"
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"I'm sorry. I haven't seen movies."
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"But I know who Brad Pitt is. I see his face on the magazine blankets"
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"that keep me warm at night."
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"- Magazine blankets. - Okay, but, like,"
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"what is "in the box" actually, though?"
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"We don't want to know what's in the box, okay?"
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"Don't tell us, 'cause we're not some shady FedEx Kinko's"
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"with package pickup availability, okay?"
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"Okay, well I have 2,000 reasons that says otherwise."
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"- These are all dollars. - Oh. Well, hell yeah."
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"- We'll do it. Come on. Give me the money. - Oh, my gosh."
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"I'll give you one G now and then another G upon completion, okay?"
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"I love that you're giving us money, but it's "T" s."
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"- It's not "G" s. - Hmm?"
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"It's thousands. Not "grousands.""
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"- Hmm? - Oh, wow."
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"It's always been "G" s in my book. Let me change that."
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"BLAKE: I'm glad I'm here to teach you something."
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"You guys, I think we should open the box."
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"I just want to know what we're dealing with."
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"No, you can't open the box, Ders."
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"It's definitely drugs, all right?"
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"As soon as you open the box, you're a drug dealer."
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"You leave the box closed,"
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"you're just a friendly neighborhood, like, box dealer. Like a UPS man or something."
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"I'm gonna go talk to Alice, get tomorrow off because I feel like I've been stacking"
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"a lot of cool points as of late, so I'm gonna go cash those in."
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"- Good call. - Cool points?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay. Well, I've never heard of it,"
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"and it sounds really fake, like it doesn't exist."
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"Mmm, very, very, very real. It's, like, a real thing."
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"It's like when you do something cool, you get a cool point."
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"Maybe you poop your pants. Cool points depleted."
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"Maybe you piss yourself, or maybe you puke on your shirt..."
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"But if, sometimes if you puke a distance, then..."
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"Then perhaps you get a cool point for projectile."
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"That's cool. I'm at 68 right now and I'm about to get to 69,"
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"which, in itself, you get extra cool points, for being close to 69,"
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"because that's such a cool number."
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"You actually would get a more... Okay."
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna go talk to Alice then. Dicks."
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"Thank you."
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"ALICE: A day off?"
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"All right, everyone. In the conference room, now."
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"- Alice, I got your coffee. - Mmm-hmm."
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"(GAGS)"
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"- Jillian, this is ice cold. - Like your heart."
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"She is freaking Jeremy-Pived."
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"I wonder if, like, my cool points depleted"
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"when I got all that hot sauce in my eyes last week"
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"from the burrito, and she must have seen it."
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"Is there something wrong with you people?"
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"Because every day this week,"
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"someone has come to me bitching and moaning about a new problem."
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"Well, it ends now, because I don't give a fuck about your problems."
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"Hear that, Tez? No more coming to my office whining,"
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""Where my leads at? I don't got no lizz-eads.""
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