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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Ditch Day (S05E05)

"- I will get with Waymond. - Waymond wouldn't be with you."
Workaholics (2011)
"Everybody here can suck my big johnson!"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"- (RINGING) - TelAmeriCorp, please hold."
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"Well, then please hold a third time."
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"TelAmeriCorp."
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"Oh, actually Jillian does the shipping usually, but I can do it if you tell me your..."
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"Hello? Fine."
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"(PHONES RINGING)"
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"Oh, sh..."
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"Argh!"
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"You put a black light in that Holiday Inn hotel room,"
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"it's gonna be nasty. (LAUGHS) Never even saw the beach."
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"- Excuse me. - Whoo!"
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"If you want a piano player at your crappy house, get one. This one's mine."
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"He's jamming though. You don't hear this?"
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"Well, he's not taking requests, okay?"
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"- Hey. Waymond, give me that box. - Why?"
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""What's in the box?" (LAUGHS)"
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"- Have you ever seen Se7en? - Yeah."
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"- We've said it, like, seven times already today. - Oh."
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"Give me the box right now. What's wrong with you, man?"
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"- Waymond! - Hey."
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"What are you doing? What are you... No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Yo! Guys, want to help?"
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"- Waymond, what is your problem? - Oh, he's strong."
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"He's strong. He's strong. Whoa."
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"BLAKE: Come on, trap him in the closet in Adam's room."
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"ANDERS: Oh, he's tough. He's slippery."
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"Chill, man! Oh!"
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"ADAM: Don't piss in my bed, fat... Fatso. All right."
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"I don't know. Maybe "chillax" means something different in his country."
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"Whoo! That was cool. Waymond's freakin' strong."
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"He's like a Chevy truck or something."
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"- Very surprising. - Too strong for you."
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"He almost got the box..."
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"Which I put right there. I swear to God, I putted it there."
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"Dude, we got to find that box right now."
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""What's in the box?" From Se7en?"
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"Never seen it? Good flick. Cool twist."
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"Which one of you lowlife scumbags took my box?"
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"Hmm? I pay your rent."
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"I put food on your table after you put food on my table,"
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"and this is the thanks that I get?"
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"You're both fired, and I want the wristband back."
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"I don't have the wristband."
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"Did you throw away my wristband?"
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"- I threw it away. - Get the hell out of here before I go crazy."
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"You mind if I stick around for a drink?"
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"Yes. You're a chick."
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"Chicks never have to leave our house. It's a house rule."
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"Be a good Ghost and grab mama a drink."
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"- I’ll get you a drink. - Shh."
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"I can't breathe! Thank you."
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"Of course. And I'm sorry about before... The staring."
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"It's just you look like my dead wife."
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"Oh, Ghostman. That... I'm so sorry. I didn't know."
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"RIP, lady Ghostman. Come here."
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"Wait a second. That's my woman!"
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"Whoa, what's going on?"
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"(GRUNTS) on, God."
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"Get him! Get him!"
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"Holy shit! Guys! Come on!"
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"You're acting, well, nuts, actually."
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"They both want a piece of the Jilly bean."
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"What are you doing? Do you like these guys?"
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"- Oh, no. Not really. - Then what're you doing?"
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"Why you teasing my dangle?"
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"Alice craps on me a lot,"
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"and I just wanted to see what it felt like to do the crapping."
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"Guys, you can't be trying to twist each other's joints off, man."
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"He's right. I only went at you so hard 'cause we're both so badass."
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"Well, you see that waitress?"
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"I'm gonna tell her that you have a monster wang."
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"You wouldn't be lying."
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"(SINGING) What"
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"- Totally all good. - No problem."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Freakin', oh, you can eat crazy peppers."
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"Everyone loves Gil, don't they?"
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"I'll eat... I'll eat a freakin' million of those."
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"Pepper. Mmm, ooh, it's so hot."
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"It's so hot. Let me drip a little bit in my eyes. It's so hot."
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"- Rubby, rubby, rubby. - I wouldn't do that."
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"Ow! Shit!"
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"Ahhh, it's so hot! Ahhh! Oh, my God!"
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"Why won't it help me?"
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"That helps a little, actually."
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"Oh! He's leaving!"
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"- Oh, hey. - He's biting. Careful."
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"- How'd he get out? - Hey, man, chillax!"
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"(CROWD SCREAMING)"
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"Oh, my God. Come back!"
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"How did you do that? Hey!"
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"Adam. It's not..."
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"- I got it! - You can't."
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"- Just... - l'm gonna go around."
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"- Yeah, good call. - Through the gate."
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"- Good call. Yeah. - Hey, boys."
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"You want this box?"
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"Back up, or I'm gonna flood this box like a high school girl on prom night."
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"BOTH: Ew."
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"Drop it, Tez. All right?"
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"Just put the box down. Not in the water though."
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"Outside of the water though, please."
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"Ooh, why you want the box so bad, huh?"
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"- Fess up. - You know exactly what it is."
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"- It is drugs, okay? - Yeah."
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"We're big-time drug dealers."
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"We're about to make a big-time drug deal, so just hand it over."
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"There's someone at the door for you guys."
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"- Says it's important. - Thank you, Didi."
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"It's the drop-off. It's a drop-off."
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"Okay, I'm not kidding. You give me that box."
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"No. You ain't getting nothing with that cheap suit on."
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"You back up too, Blake. I could just sell this box"
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"myself and make all the money, huh? How 'bout that?"
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"- Tez! - (SCREAMS)"
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"Oh. Ooh."
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"- Come on. Let's go. - Okay, let's go."
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