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Clips from Problem Child (1990)

"Hey, Little Ben."
Problem Child (1990)
"- Kids, the wienies are almost done! - Yeah!"
Problem Child (1990)
"I don't believe this."
Problem Child (1990)
"Those are Roy's kids. They're sharing a brain. The one on the end has it today."
Problem Child (1990)
"Little Ben. Come here, inside. Get in here, come on."
Problem Child (1990)
"- How does it feel, camping with your son? - Roy, it's great. It's a dream come true."
Problem Child (1990)
"Forget the fact that you had to go to the kid emporium and buy one."
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"We can't all produce six perfect little angels like me and Harriet."
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"I only got one, but he's one in a million."
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"Gee, Roy."
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"- It's gonna give the kids a scare, isn't it? - You got me."
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"- Wait a minute. I got something else for you. - I can't wait to see their faces light up."
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"It's so real."
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"Little Ben, now that you're a father, try this on for size."
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"Gee, thanks, Roy."
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"The monkey thought it was all in fun Pop goes the weasell"
Problem Child (1990)
"A penny for a spool of thread A penny for a needle"
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"That's the way the money goes Pop goes the weasell"
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"- All right! What do we do now? - Let's tell ghost stories."
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"- Let's roast marshmallows. - Let's light a forest fire."
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"- Don't you know it's bad to light forest fires? - That's the whole point."
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"- I'm gonna tell my daddy on you! - I'm gonna tell."
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"- Give him the silent treatment. - Yeah, ignore him."
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"Ignore this."
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"Gross!"
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"This outdoor life is gonna be just the ticket for Junior. He's gonna blossom out here."
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"We sure do enjoy it."
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"I bet you've never been camping before. It's so much fun."
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"There's singing. Marshmallows."
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"And all sorts of stupid humans to scare."
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"Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream"
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"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream"
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"Roy, you devil."
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"What's the matter, kids? You afraid of a measly little bear? He's not so bad."
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"Great. This is great, Roy."
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"Let's see if he's ticklish. Mr Bear ticklish? Coochie-coochie!"
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"Coochie..."
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"That was close! You..."
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"Roy?"
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"Roy! Help!"
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"Help! Help!"
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"Stay here, stay here."
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"- Where did he go? - I think it left."
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"He must have learned it from the tourists."
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"Roy!"
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"I can't get it out of my head that Junior was responsible for the camping thing."
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"He was laughing his head off."
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"Just lock him in his room tonight."
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"It says that children often misbehave just to get attention"
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"and we should resort to discipline only when other forms of positive reinforcement fail."
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"Up yours! Up yours!"
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"- Reinforce that. - Dickhead."
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"Mrs Henderson, your home is lovely."
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"- Call me Marion. - Marion, this is fabulous."
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"There's nothing more wonderful than children playing, hearing them laughing."
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"- Excuse me. - Did you see Junior's outfit?"
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"Isn't he precious?"
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"Also, Big Ben means big business!"
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"Junior, I got some buttons for the kids and some stickers for their bikes."
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"Do your grandfather a favour and pass them out among your friends."
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"What for?"
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"What for?"
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"- For ten bucks, that's what's for. - Sure, Grandpa!"
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"Kids, huh?"
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"Put that down! That's mine! These are all my presents!"
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"- I was only looking at it. - You're gonna break it! Get away from it!"
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"- Who's that? - He can't play with us. He's got cooties."
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"He's not even a real kid. He's adopted."
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"Gross!"
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"All right, boys and girls, come on out. Time for the magic show."
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"All right!"
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"- You can't come out. - Why not?"
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"'Cause I said so."
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"It's my party and I get to say who can watch my magic show and who can't."
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"- Why aren't you outside? - Clowns are dumb."
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"It's tough being left out, isn't it?"
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"If I give you something, would you promise to take care of it?"
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"My grandfather gave this to me just before he died."
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"What is it?"
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"It's a prune, hardened. It's a hardened prune."
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"Grandfather became a little senile toward the end. He thought it resembled Roosevelt."
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"But the important thing is that it's a bond between two people."
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"I've kept it in my pocket for 30 years."
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"- Ben, I want you to meet the Hofsteders! - Coming, sweetheart."
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"- I know you'll take good care of it. - Ben, move it!"
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"You can't come to my magic show."
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"I had some magic of my own."
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"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
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"Cry if I want to Cry if I want to"
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"You would cry too if it happened to you"
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"Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone"
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"But Judy left the same time"
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"Why was he holding her hand? When he's supposed to be mine"
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"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
Problem Child (1990)
"Cry if I want to Cry if I want to"
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"You would cry too if it happened to you"
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"Play all my records Keep dancing all night"
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"But we were alone for a while"
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"Till Johnny's dancing with me I've got no reason to smile"
Problem Child (1990)
"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
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"Cry if I want to Cry if I want to"
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"You would cry too if it happened to you..."
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"Judy and Johnny Just walked through the door"
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"Like a queen with her king"
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"Oh, what a birthday surprise Judy's wearing his ring"
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"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
Problem Child (1990)
"Cry if I want to Cry if I want to"
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"You would cry too if it happened to you"
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"Oh-oh, it's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
Problem Child (1990)
"Cry if I want to Cry if I want to"
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"You would cry too if it happened to you"
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"Perhaps this was the one step too far. This could be a problem."
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"- I think we've got a problem. - You think so?"
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"We should get rid of the kid and buy a new cat!"
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"- You're not making any sense. - Wanna make sense? Show him who's boss!"
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"Here, be a man."
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"Please, God, I'm so sorry for what I've done. I won't ever do it again, I promise."
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"And I don't ever want to cause Mr Healy any trouble."
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"He's the only one that's ever been nice to me."
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"Please don't spank me, Mr Healy."
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