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Clips from Problem Child (1990)

"I don't want to but you're gonna have to be punished."
Problem Child (1990)
"So, I'm gonna take back your allowance."
Problem Child (1990)
"The whole buck?"
Problem Child (1990)
"That's right. Now, just hand it over."
Problem Child (1990)
"I wonder if he's got change for a 20."
Problem Child (1990)
"OK."
Problem Child (1990)
"I think you'd better go right to bed."
Problem Child (1990)
"Just use this time to think about what you've done and what you're going to do."
Problem Child (1990)
"Understand?"
Problem Child (1990)
"I hope you've learned a lesson."
Problem Child (1990)
"Goodnight."
Problem Child (1990)
"What is this guy, nice or something?"
Problem Child (1990)
"- Can I help you? - Fill her up."
Problem Child (1990)
"Smiley pies!"
Problem Child (1990)
"I ain't had a smiley pie in 15 years."
Problem Child (1990)
"Now, Cold River's favourite son, Big Ben Healyl"
Problem Child (1990)
"First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who supported me in my race for Mayor."
Problem Child (1990)
"This is the Founders Day game."
Problem Child (1990)
"It doesn't matter who wins or loses, just so long as Big Ben wins for Mayor."
Problem Child (1990)
"When you hit one out and that scoreboard lights up, I want you to remember Big Ben."
Problem Child (1990)
"We go to the seventh inning tied."
Problem Child (1990)
"All right, somebody's gonna have to pinch-hit for Andy. OK, buddy, this is your big moment."
Problem Child (1990)
"- Who, me? - Of course you, Junior. I need you to bat."
Problem Child (1990)
"Get up, grab a helmet. Get a bat, that's a boy."
Problem Child (1990)
"But I don't know how to play baseball."
Problem Child (1990)
"Now is as good a time as any to learn."
Problem Child (1990)
"- But what happens if... - It doesn't matter what happens."
Problem Child (1990)
"The important thing is that you stand up there and take your cuts, OK?"
Problem Child (1990)
"I'll be proud of you no matter how you do."
Problem Child (1990)
"Are you out of your mind, putting that little monster in the game? I'm on a campaign."
Problem Child (1990)
"Junior'll do just fine, Dad. You can do it, buddy."
Problem Child (1990)
"Nice little tie, moose breath. Bet you sell a lot of Girl Scout cookies wearing that."
Problem Child (1990)
"No batter, Cort."
Problem Child (1990)
"He's cute, isn't he?"
Problem Child (1990)
"Strike one."
Problem Child (1990)
"If that kid wasn't adopted, I'd swear he was your real son."
Problem Child (1990)
"You weren't on the team the last time we beat you."
Problem Child (1990)
"The guy I'm staying with is the coach."
Problem Child (1990)
"You mean that big dork who buys everyone ice cream."
Problem Child (1990)
"He is not a dork!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Watch the pitcher, not the catcher, buddy, come on!"
Problem Child (1990)
"My new car! Oh, my God!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Shake it off. Tighten up that grip, all right? Meet the ball. Hold onto the bat, OK?"
Problem Child (1990)
"- Come on, boy! - Good idea."
Problem Child (1990)
"Yeah, hold on to the bat."
Problem Child (1990)
"Son of dork, son of dork!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Son of dork!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Oh, no."
Problem Child (1990)
"Drop the bat, son!"
Problem Child (1990)
"That's no good!"
Problem Child (1990)
"You can't do that."
Problem Child (1990)
"Whoa!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Drop the bat, Junior! Are you nuts?"
Problem Child (1990)
"Whoa!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Come on, I got something for you!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Ow!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Touchdown!"
Problem Child (1990)
"We've adopted Satan."
Problem Child (1990)
"I don't now what you could've been thinking about! We've done all we can."
Problem Child (1990)
"Now, you wait right here. I'm gonna get the priest."
Problem Child (1990)
"Hello, Mr Healy. Remember me? You sold me a canteen."
Problem Child (1990)
"Boy, did we have a great camping trip!"
Problem Child (1990)
"I caught three fish. My dad was really proud."
Problem Child (1990)
"Blow it out your ass."
Problem Child (1990)
"Junior. Junior!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Get back here, you little heathen!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Junior! Where are you, you little creep?"
Problem Child (1990)
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Father? Father?"
Problem Child (1990)
"Father, I'm at the end of my rope. It's about my kid."
Problem Child (1990)
"He's a real problem. He does terrible things. My father hates him. My wife hates him."
Problem Child (1990)
"Everybody hates him."
Problem Child (1990)
"Everybody except me. And I've had it."
Problem Child (1990)
"God! I've failed, Father. The kid hates me."
Problem Child (1990)
"It's time I faced up to what I do have to do. I'm gonna take him back to the orphanage."
Problem Child (1990)
"No, no, you don't want to do that! That's the worst thing you could do!"
Problem Child (1990)
"- Can I call you back? - He's all yours."
Problem Child (1990)
"- Can we discuss this? - There is nothing to discuss."
Problem Child (1990)
"- We're signing him back over to you now! - Bad parents make bad children!"
Problem Child (1990)
"I'm a bad parent because I hate my kid?"
Problem Child (1990)
"- There is something strange about that boy! - He is twisted!"
Problem Child (1990)
"- You took him! He's yours! - You conned us into it!"
Problem Child (1990)
"What am I supposed to do with the little creep? He's already been returned 30 times!"
Problem Child (1990)
"This makes 31!"
Problem Child (1990)
""We don't care about brown hair and brown eyes.""
Problem Child (1990)
""We want to take him into our home and let him play with our cat!""
Problem Child (1990)
"Hold it! Stop, wait!"
Problem Child (1990)
"What are we talking about? Thirty? Thirty times?"
Problem Child (1990)
"Flo, did you hear that?"
Problem Child (1990)
"This is a human being we're talking about!"
Problem Child (1990)
"That kid's a monster!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Flo, we're doing what everybody else has done to this child."
Problem Child (1990)
"- It's easy to give up on a kid. - Damn straight it is."
Problem Child (1990)
"Isn't that what's wrong with the world today? Everybody's looking for the easy way out."
Problem Child (1990)
"They're hoping that their problems will just go away."
Problem Child (1990)
"But problems don't just go, Flo, you know?"
Problem Child (1990)
"So, the question before us is what are we gonna do with our little problem child?"
Problem Child (1990)
"I'll tell you."
Problem Child (1990)
"Something that no one's ever done for him before. We're gonna love him, Flo."
Problem Child (1990)
"We're gonna love him when he's bad, we're gonna love him when he's worse,"
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"until one day he's gonna crack and say,"
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""Hey, these folks really do love me.""
Problem Child (1990)
""They ain't gonna quit on me.""
Problem Child (1990)
""I don't have to be bad any more.""
Problem Child (1990)
""What the hay! I can be president of the United States!""
Problem Child (1990)
"President? Are you brain damaged? Junior's gonna be a convict before he's in third grade!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Sh!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Junior? Son?"
Problem Child (1990)
"- Unlock the door. - You said you were gonna keep me forever."
Problem Child (1990)
"I am. I'm sorry, I just made a mistake."
Problem Child (1990)
"Trust me. We're not gonna take you back to the orphanage."
Problem Child (1990)
"I don't believe you! You only pretended to be my friend. You're just like all the others."
Problem Child (1990)
"Junior? Now, come on, son."
Problem Child (1990)
"You moron. You left the keys in the car."
Problem Child (1990)
"Hey, he can drive! Boy, that's great!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Look at you handle this baby! I'm so proud of you, son!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Junior!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Hold it!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Get out of the way!"
Problem Child (1990)
"Left! Turn left!"
Problem Child (1990)
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