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Clips from Problem Child (1990)

"Are you insane?"
Problem Child (1990)
"I thought you'd be happy. Come on."
Problem Child (1990)
"You don't know what you're letting yourself in for."
Problem Child (1990)
"Dopehead mothers. Garbage blood."
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"His parents may have met in a loony bin. They might be Democrats."
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"He's a beautiful kid. Once you meet him, you'll love him like your very own."
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"I would like to proudly present the newest member of the Healy family, Junior!"
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"No! Junior!"
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"That's a thousand-dollar coat!"
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"- Junior, are you in here? - Junior!"
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"Oh, my God. It's the devil."
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"- Buddy, are you OK? - Yeah, just a little smoky."
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"Look, here's the problem. This clown must have shorted out."
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"Sparks were coming out of his nose. I was so scared."
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"- Little punk is lying. - Dad!"
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"I hope you kept the damn receipt. You got one bad seed there."
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"He can hear you. You'll hurt his feelings. It was just an accident."
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"- Accident! Get rid of him. - We've made our decision."
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"OK, but it's the last time I set foot in this house."
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"Come on, boys."
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"- Get back. - What's happening?"
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"Get rid of that kid!"
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"- Get rid of him. - Easy!"
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"Get rid of that kid!"
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"Poor Fuzzball. She'll never be the same."
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"Are you ser..."
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"Is that all you can think of is your stupid cat?"
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"What about the fact that Father's on his way to the hospital? Or Junior's traumatic first day?"
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"Did you think about the poor boy?"
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"He must feel horrible."
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"Yeah, but this might make me feel better."
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"Fifty, sixty, seventy..."
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"I see a furry bunny."
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"A furry bunny is running through delicate white snowflakes."
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"He's lying. That's not what he sees."
Problem Child (1990)
"I'm sorry, I'm conducting an examination. Now what do you see, Martin?"
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"I see a meadow. Pink flowers."
Problem Child (1990)
"He's lying again. How can he see pink? It's a black and white picture. There is no pink."
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"Warden, if you don't stop, I'll have to ask you to leave."
Problem Child (1990)
"There is no pink."
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"I see white fluffy clouds..."
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"No, you don't! You see murder! You see guts!"
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"I'm going to ask you to leave!"
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"Those damn liberal laws! Don't you understand? He sees blood!"
Problem Child (1990)
"No, that's what you see."
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"I am so sorry about that, Martin."
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"Now, let's get back to our examination. Shall we?"
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"What do you see in this one?"
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"I see..."
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"...blood!"
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"- Doc, how did it go with the star patient? - Oh, that guy."
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"There's a few bricks missing from his building."
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"- Hey, what are you doing? - Nothing."
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"Gosh, what happened here?"
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"I was looking for some paper to write a get-well note to Big Ben."
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"That's very thoughtful, Junior, but these are Mom's private drawers."
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"You shouldn't go in there. It's where she keeps her needlepoint and crochet."
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"I'm really sorry, Mr Healy. I was scared being all alone in my room."
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"Of course."
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"I understand why you're scared. This is your first night in your new home."
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"It's gonna take some getting used to, isn't it?"
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"You know, Junior, I'm a little scared myself. This is my first night being a dad."
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"- You'll learn quick enough. - Learn what?"
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"What it's like to be a dad. Then you'll get rid of me."
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"Get rid of you? Junior. We're never gonna get rid of you. You're here forever."
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"We're gonna do everything together."
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"We'll ride bikes, go fishing, play catch."
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"I want to be a good dad. I want to be a great dad."
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"You know what?"
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"I will never be too busy to sit down"
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"and listen to what's on my son's mind over a cup of hot cocoa."
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"Hey, sleepyhead. Y'all ready to go camping?"
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"I was planning on watching cartoons."
Problem Child (1990)
"Don't be such a noodle."
Problem Child (1990)
"When I was your age, your grandfather was always too busy to take me camping."
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"You are a lucky duck."
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"Ben! Bring him."
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"- Come here, I want you to meet someone. - Mrs Henderson! And little Miss Lucy!"
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"What a nice surprise!"
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"We heard about your little accident and we thought this fruitcake might cheer you up."
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"Thank you!"
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"I would like you to meet my son Junior."
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"- Pleased to meet you, ladies. - Oh, my!"
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"He's a perfect little gentleman. Isn't he, Lucy?"
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"He's so big."
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"Yesterday they didn't even have a kid and now they have a seven-year-old."
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"That's gross."
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"- I don't want him at my party. - Lucy."
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"But, Mother, he dresses like the man that cremated Uncle Leo."
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"Lucy's turning six this week"
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"but I don't think we'll have a clown this year."
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"Or balloons. Or ice cream."
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"I'm having a birthday party Saturday. I think it would be nice if you came."
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"We'll see you Saturday at two. Come on, Lucy, get in the car."
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"- Thanks. I'll return the lovely platter. - Thanks again."
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"We have finally been accepted. This parent crap is really paying off."
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"It's a dream come true. A birthday party. Now we're going camping with our son."
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"Not me. I'm going to buy a dress for the party. Give me some money."
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"- You're not going camping with us? - Not on your life."
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"OK."
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"Junior! This gives me an idea."
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"I don't see why my son shouldn't be getting his own allowance."
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"- What do you say? - All right!"
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"This is gonna give you a good opportunity to learn to manage money."
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"How do you manage a buck?"
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"Come on, Mr Molasses, let's go. We're late."
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"Neat! Bears!"
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"Don't worry, buddy, bears rarely attack unless provoked."
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"Let's keep our eyes peeled for camp site 32."
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"That's the one Roy reserved especially for us."
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"Nice spot your friend reserved especially for us, Mr Healy"
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"- This is nature, huh? The sky, the trees? - The toilets."
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"You're not gonna see the sunset over there. Come on over, watch on our river-bank."
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"I'd tell him to shove it, Mr Healy."
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"It's no big deal. More important, why don't you call me Dad? I'd really like that."
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"I want to go home and watch TV."
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"TV? What's TV compared to the..."
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"...to the call of the wild bobolink, and that spruce?"
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"That's a pretty big bobolink."
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"Old MacDonald had a farm E- i-e-i-o..."
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