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Clips from Problem Child (1990)

""And look at how fantastic Flo looks in her new dress!""
Problem Child (1990)
""Where did she get a bag to match those shoes?""
Problem Child (1990)
"Then they'll say, "Let's invite that Healy family over for dinner.""
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"Oh, Ben, dinners!"
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"OK, let's get a kid."
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"Hurry up, students. Five more minutes for your pen-pals."
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"Then we have to work on our times tables."
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"Dear Queen Elizabeth, how is England? It must be nice to be a queen."
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"Dear Bishop Tutu, how are you?"
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"I am fine. I hope everything's going well with your marching."
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"Dear Bow Tie Killer, how's prison?"
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"There's a nice picture of you on the front page that I'm gonna add to my collection."
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"Even though we've never met, I feel we have a lot in common. Nobody understands us."
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"I'm still wearing a bow tie so I can look just like you."
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"After all these letters, I've got good news. I'm getting out. Isn't that great?"
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"Your number one fan, Junior."
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"Smoke."
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"Sir."
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"Sir, sorry to disturb you but this letter came for you."
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"Read this to me."
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"Hey, it's a letter from JR."
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"Yeah? Someday we're gonna meet up on the outside."
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"We're gonna do some serious damage."
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""Good news, I'm getting out.""
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"What? He's getting paroled? They gotta be out of their minds!"
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"You know that guy? He's crazier than I am."
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"Chill. The warden!"
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"Well, well! If it isn't our model prisoner, looking so pretty today in his little bow tie!"
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"Hey, warden! Catch!"
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"I hope I'm not rushing you. We can always let nature take its course."
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"Nature screwed us over. Let's give commerce a try."
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"Let's see what I can do. You want a kid you could love, I'll put you on the waiting list."
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"You should have a kid in seven years."
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"- Seven years? - Unless..."
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"Nah, nah, I didn't say a word. I did not say a word."
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"No, what? What were you gonna say?"
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"Well, I really put my foot in my mouth this time but, I don't know, I like you two."
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"I like the two of you and when I like two people, I want to help them out."
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"That's just my nature. I want to help out people that I like."
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"Just this morning I came upon a seven-year-old."
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"Smart as a tack, a little rambunctious but weren't we all at that age?"
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"I think I even have a photo here for you."
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"He does look presentable in that bow tie."
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"Adorable!"
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"I don't know. Seven is rather old. I wanted people to think I had the baby myself."
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"That's understandable. A lot of women feel that way. You want a cute little infant."
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"One that will scream in the middle of the night"
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"and you'll have to stumble downstairs in the dark and change his soiled diapers."
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"You'll do your housework, eat chocolates,"
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"take care of the kid and you'll put on 50 or 60 pounds."
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"No diapers?"
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"You like to sleep late. There'd be no baby waking you up."
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"We could skip all that baby junk and move right into the good stuff like..."
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"...parties and more parties!"
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"I could be president of the PTA by September!"
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"- Fuzzball will have someone to play with. - Yes! Fuzzball's our cat."
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"I can't believe it! Junior, he loves cats."
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"Do you hear that? Let's do it."
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"Mr Peabody, you've got yourself a deal."
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"And you've got yourself a kid."
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"Here he comes. Flo, that's our son."
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"Can you believe it? That's our boy."
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"He's very handsome. I'll be the envy of the neighbourhood."
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"They look like a couple of yahoos."
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"Hi!"
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"I think I'm gonna cry."
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"You ever seen a grown man wear so much blue?"
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"Hey there, little buddy."
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"I'm Ben, this is Flo. Put it there, partner."
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"My name's Junior. My favourite colour's blue. What's yours?"
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"My favourite colour's blue, too. Can you believe...?"
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"He's perfect. He's wonderful. Come here."
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"Thank you, sisters, goodbye. Goodbye, kids!"
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"Bye, everybody! Don't forget to write!"
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"We got the pick of the litter. Everyone's come out to see him off."
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"Here we are! Isn't this exciting?"
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"Right, everybody out. This is gonna be so great!"
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"OK, now, everybody over by the house. This is Junior's first day at his new home."
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"OK, I want everyone over. Come on."
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"Junior, put your suitcase down here. Darling, I want you to hug him."
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"A lot of teeth. I want everybody to be happy."
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"- Smile and say, "cheese doodles!" - Cheese doodles!"
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"That's great, that's terrific."
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"How come you adopted me? How come you just didn't have a baby?"
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"Well, gee..."
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"With a baby, you never know what you're getting. It could be a dud."
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"But with you there's no surprise."
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"- Mr Peabody told us how terrific you are. - He did?"
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"Sure. He said that you were voted most popular orphan two years in a row."
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"That was smart of him."
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"- In we go. - Wow. This is a great house."
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"We're going to keep it neat and clean, aren't we?"
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"I hope you guys are insured."
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"And you have a cat. Here, kitty-kitty."
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"No, Junior, make nice with kitty. Only pet her this way."
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"I've never seen Fuzzball act like that."
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"Junior, come here. I want you to meet Polly."
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"- Polly, say hello to Junior. - Hello. Hello."
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"Is that the only word he knows?"
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"- Yes. I want to show you the house. - Uh-oh!"
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"- Do I get my own bed? - This is the big time! You get your own room!"
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"- Wow! - I hope you like clowns."
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"Oh, my God. They're retarded."
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"So, what do you think, big guy?"
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"Well, there sure are a lot of clowns."
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"That must be your new grandpa. You stay here. We'll give old gramps a big surprise."
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"Sh!"
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"Dad, are we glad to see you."
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"What's this big surprise you dragged me over here for?"
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"Well, Dad, here's a hint."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Finally."
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"You've both cooked up a cute little kid for my campaign!"
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"I thought you were getting fatter, Mama! When's my little grandson due?"
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"- Fatter? - No, Dad. Florence is not gonna have a baby."
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"You rascal, you!"
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"You followed my advice and took your sperm to somebody who knows what to do with it,"
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"a surrogate mother."
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"Tell me something. Do you make out with a cup or do you get to bump a real live one?"
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"No, Dad, we adopted."
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