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Clips from Problem Child (1990)

"I saw your commercial and they said you have everything."
Problem Child (1990)
"You bet we do. This is Big Ben's. We got canteens 365 days a year."
Problem Child (1990)
"- Which one of these can I fix you up with? - This blue one."
Problem Child (1990)
"- Hey, sport, where did you run off to? - This man was helping me find my canteen."
Problem Child (1990)
"I hope Hank wasn't bothering you. He's excited about this camping trip we're going on."
Problem Child (1990)
"- You two must have a lot of fun together. - These little rascals make life worth living."
Problem Child (1990)
"What the heck else are we here for, partner?"
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"Let's go!"
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"- Did you get what you wanted? - Yeah."
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"- Thanks a lot, buddy. - My pleasure."
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"- Little Benl - What?"
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"Get your little butt in here. I got a big surprise for you."
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"That's right, Big Ben's is 100 per cent American."
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"I'm selling the store to the Japs."
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"I... I..."
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"- What? Thought I was gonna leave it to you? - Yes."
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"Well, I'm not. I'm selling to the Hirohito Corporation."
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"I still get the land, right, Dad?"
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"No, you won't. No, no."
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"I'm selling that too. Everything from here to the river."
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"What? Dad! I can't believe this."
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"I slaved for you for over ten years without even a raise or a promotion."
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"Is there a lesson to be learned?"
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"- A lesson? - Don't trust anyone."
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"- Not even your own father? - Especially your own father."
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"You're too nice."
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"I expected a little back-stabbing from you, some ruthless scrambling to get to the top,"
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"but you stubbornly refuse to follow my example."
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"Today's my birthday. Look what they gave me."
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"Junior!"
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"Junior! What is taking you so long?"
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"- We start serving dinner in 20 minutes. - I only got two hands."
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"I want these pots so shiny I can see my face in them!"
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"This one kind of looks like you."
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"All right, now you're gonna pay for it."
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"- Junior! - Yikes! A penguin in a pot!"
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"Help!"
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"I wonder if they want me to do the floorl"
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"Junior!"
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"OK, kids, huddle up. Now, listen, we got three more innings."
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"Remember, if we win we all get ice cream."
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"Yeah!"
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"And if we lose... What the hay, we'll have ice cream anyway."
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"Go take the field. I'm proud of you! Look mean out there."
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"Little Ben. Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"I don't care how many runs you score. We're not gonna forfeit."
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"No! I don't care about this game. We got this thing won already!"
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"I just came over to share my happiness with you, Little Ben."
Problem Child (1990)
"Harriet had a sonogram. Take a look."
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"- What is that? - It's a boy!"
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"Congratulations."
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"- I got one of these for you. Open up. - I don't smoke."
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"Come on, open up. Open up!"
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"It's a home run for the Chieftainsl"
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"What do you know? Another home run."
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"Way to go, Gary!"
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"Will you all please quiet down? Be quiet!"
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"Ladies, please, can you please quiet down?"
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"Can you quiet down? Can you act like nuns?!"
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"OK."
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"Now, there's absolutely no proof"
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"that Junior was in any way connected with today's tragedy."
Problem Child (1990)
"- Who needs proof? He's evil! - Look what he did in art class! Skeletons!"
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"- Headless corpses. - Monsters devouring human flesh."
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"All right, look!"
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"I don't claim to be some kind of brilliant psychologist. I'm not."
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"All I'm saying is maybe all the child needs is to be loved."
Problem Child (1990)
"Let's cut the crap, Mr Peabody!"
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"Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns."
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"No, no, please, don't hyperventilate. Just take a deep breath and relax."
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"The only way we can straighten this out is by hearing what Junior has to say."
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"I'm sorry, sisters."
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"Please, please don't make me lift those heavy stones"
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"and please don't make me scrub those dirty toilets."
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"I just want to be a good boy. I promise!"
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"You see that? He said he's sorry."
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"Please, give me another chance. I just want to learn my lessons and do my studies."
Problem Child (1990)
"So I can be smart and become a priest!"
Problem Child (1990)
"There! You see that? A priest!"
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"A priest! It's like a nun with a jacket."
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"It's a boy nun! He wants to be a boy nun."
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"Let me tell you something. It takes a big man to admit his mistakes."
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"And there is a big man!"
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"It is in the opinion of myself and my agency of which I represent"
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"that Junior will not be removed from this orphanage."
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"Removed? What do you mean, removed?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"The nuns made a suggestion you might be happier outside of the orphanage."
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"- What's so funny? - You are, you stupid dick."
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"He's wicked!"
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"You're not saying you'd rather not be in the orphanage, are you?"
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"Think much, pea brain? I want out!"
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"You see, Mr Peabody? The child is incorrigible!"
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"I'm what? Why don't you speak English, lady?"
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"Look, maybe..."
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"- Uh, maybe... - What the child is trying to say is..."
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"Maybe if I shrug and move my hands like this, people will think I know what I'm talking about."
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"It's obvious that the kid's unbalanced. I knew that from the start."
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"I was playing devil's advocate. Devil, you know..."
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"Anyway, on behalf of myself and the agency,"
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"this child is going to be removed from this orphanage as soon as possible!"
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"Well, hurry the hell up! I'm not getting any younger!"
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"There's Ed and Sally and little Joey going into the Whites'. There must be a party."
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"Look at her dress. That's a new... I've looked all over for shoes like that."
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"- Wonder why we weren't invited. - Same reason we weren't invited to the rest."
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"You can't go to a kids' party without a kid."
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"Being a parent is power and once you're in that circle you keep everyone else out."
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"Flo, being a parent is about sharing. It's about a mom, a dad and a kid."
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"Except there isn't going to be a kid, Ben. It's just you and me forever."
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"- Why can't we adopt? - We've been through this!"
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"I know, but we have so much love to give. Why waste it on these stupid pets?"
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"They are not stupid!"
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"Hello!"
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"Think of it this way. All those mothers had to make do with what nature gave them."
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"You and I get to pick out our kid. It'll be like shopping."
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"- Shopping? - Uh-huh."
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"But the neighbours will know we've adopted. What'll they say?"
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"The neighbours? They'll say, "Look!""
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""There's Ben and Flo Healy going out to yet another birthday party with their new son!""
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""Isn't he adorable?""
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