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Clips from Bad Santa 2

"♪ Ha ha ha Bells on bobtails ring ♪"
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"♪ Making spirits bright ♪"
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"♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride And sing these songs tonight ♪"
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"- Hey, keep those coming, will you? - Mm-hmm."
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"♪ Jingle all the way ♪"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay."
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"Seriously, you need to give my bike back. Now."
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"Where are the cherry pop ladies?"
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"Oh, Gina!"
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"Oh, hey!"
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"- You're not mad, are you? - Mad? No. Because I get you."
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"You a woman of high standards,"
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"refined taste..."
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"- What's up, girl? - Ooh. You know what's up, playa."
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"What the hell are you looking at me so funny for?"
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"Sorry, Santa. I had to go."
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"Oh, is that you? I thought it was me."
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"Hey, Greta. Could you, uh, get me a rag and a real drink, please?"
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"Of course. I'll be right back."
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"Come on. Get out of here. Put a fucking diaper on."
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"- Hey, you're wet. - No shit. What can I do for you?"
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"Will you be able to find me at my grandma's house in Grand Rapids?"
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"Because no one's going to be at our Chicago house for two weeks."
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"Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I'll find you. But, hey, do Santy a favor, will you?"
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"You know the address of where you're not gonna be?"
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"Write it down on a piece of paper and bring it back to Santy, will you?"
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"All right, honey. Good girl."
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"What do you want?"
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"I want Minecraft, Halo 5 Guardians, Rise of the Tomb Raider,"
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"Project X Zone Two, Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy, As..."
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"Yeah, yeah. That's great, that's great. I, I don't know."
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"- Call of Duty Black Ops III... - I don't know what you're talking about."
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"I have no idea what that shit is."
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"You could be speaking fucking Swahili and I wouldn't know any better."
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"- Grand Theft Auto V. - Nah, I don't care."
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"What can I get you?"
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"A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop."
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"- Some duct tape so I can build a boat. - What?"
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"A stuffed cow that moos but doesn't poop. Some duct tape so I can build a boat."
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"Okay."
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"Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get you?"
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"A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive."
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"- What's up, champ? - I want a hand grenade."
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"Yeah, well, I want a hand release,"
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"but you don't see me holding my breath, do you?"
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"- What's a hand release? - It's kind of a compromise."
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"Anyway, Santy ain't no arms dealer, so I can't help you out."
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"See you later."
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"Let's go."
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"Oops!"
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"Walk. Don't run!"
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"That's quite a grip you got there. What are you, a lumberjack?"
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"- Shot put. Olympic alternate. - Nice."
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"Hey, listen, can you kind of stay up on the business end"
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"and stay away from the nuts?"
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"Maybe if you put your thumb up my ass?"
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"No, I don't do that."
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"- Kiddums. - Goddamn it. That's my mom."
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"- Time to get a move on. - Ew. Your mom?"
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"Yeah. Help me zip this shit."
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"What? Ugh."
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"Davis! Davis!"
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"- Where's your friend at? - I ain't got any fucking friends!"
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"Hey, watch your language."
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"Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?"
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"Oh, yeah? Well, joke's on you because my wife died six months ago. Boom!"
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"Like that will fucking stop me? Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter."
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"Oh. Where's Cook?"
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"You see that?"
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"Huh? Yeah."
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"- We still got it, kid. - Yeah, I guess so."
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"It was always supposed to be this way, William."
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"You, me. Before I fucked it all up."
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"But even when I was in the joint, I thought of you."
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"And I always had a drink on your birthday... January third."
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"Seventh."
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"- August fourth. - Fourth?"
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"And August. Yeah."
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"Well, fuck a duck. Anyway, uh, the point is that I miss this."
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"Just think of the damage we could do. Just the two of us. All the time."
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"Hey. You know what? I got you a gift."
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"You never got me a gift in my entire fucking life."
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"Well, boohoo."
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"You think it was raining presents in my backyard when I was a kid?"
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"Look, I'm trying to make up for lost time here."
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"- You know, be a better... - Parent?"
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"Yeah. I found this in the bedside table."
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"Think fast."
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"The fuck?"
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"- Don't do that. - Oh, that's for me."
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"Shut up."
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"- Pew-pew. - Don't touch me with the fucking thing."
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"No, seriously. I did get you a gift."
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"- I want you to have this. - What the fuck's that for?"
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"The midget. He tried to kill you once. I'm not gonna give him a second chance."
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"- I think he knows better by now, okay? - Hey, hey, hey."
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"You're my shitstick. And nobody's gonna mess with you on my watch."
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"I'm fine."
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"We gotta get rid of this van and split up."
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"- Hey, pull over right here. - What for?"
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"Just fucking pull over, okay?"
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"Okay, just wait right here. Keep it running."
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"Be right back."
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"Wow."
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"Okay, go, go, go, go, go!"
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"Hey! Hey! Open the door!"
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"- Fuck! - What you got?"
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"Here, drink this."
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"- You sweet little muskrat. - Don't get all choked up."
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"I'm just tired of that fucking coughing."
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"Ahhh."
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"- I hadn't gotten 'tussed up in a while. - Yeah."
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"Nothing but an old address somewhere outside Albany."
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"- Nothing else? Shit. - The guy's a ghost."
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"Okay, call Detective O'Neill at Precinct 12."
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"- Have him run a facial rec. - Fuck yeah. Facial rec."
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"- That's a level-nine surveillance. - Yeah."
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"Yes! Oh! Oh!"
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"- Don't hold back. - Don't hold back?"
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