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Clips from Bad Santa 2

"♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪"
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"♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪"
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"♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪"
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"♪ And the snow is on the ground ♪"
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"♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Well, you be a real good little girl ♪"
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"♪ Santa Claus is back in town ♪"
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"♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Got no sleigh with reindeer No sack on my back ♪"
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"♪ You're gonna see me comin ' In a big black Cadillac ♪"
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"♪ Whoa, it's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪"
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"♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪"
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"♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Well, you be a real good little baby Santa Claus is back in town ♪"
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"♪ Christmas ♪"
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"What the fuck?"
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"♪ Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light ♪"
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"♪ Down your chimney tonight Ooh ♪"
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"You think I want this piece of shit? Fuck you!"
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"♪ And the snow is falling on the ground ♪"
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"- ♪ Well, you be a real good little baby ♪ - Hey, hey, hey!"
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"- Get away! - Fuck you!"
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"Horny drunk!"
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"♪ Christmas, Christmas, Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪"
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"Let's just say my whole life"
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"has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time."
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"And pure shit on a good day."
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"Goddamn it."
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"Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there."
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"Fuck it."
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"Like a piece of ass who didn't look me in the eye"
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"or wanna show me pictures of her fucking vacation."
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"Or a good drunk when I didn't choke on my own vomit."
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"- Ah! - I even almost had a friend once."
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"Sure, he was a mouth-breathing, snot dripping 8-year-old"
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"who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands,"
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"but he was clueless enough to think"
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"I wasn't the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am."
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"Including me."
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"I also found what was the closest thing I ever had to an actual girlfriend."
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"She liked the job I had at the time, especially while I was in uniform."
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"Sounds like a happy ending, don't it?"
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"But, you see..."
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"...you can only puke in somebody's lap so many times"
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"before the romance takes a shit."
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"And the kid, he still creeps around every now and then"
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"and I still chase him off"
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"For his own good."
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"So you see, happy endings are bullshit."
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"Actually, there aren't such things as endings at all,"
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"because when some shit gets over with,"
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"some other whole thing starts that sucks ass."
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"Merry fucking Christmas."
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"♪ Oh, there's no place like home For the holidays ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause no matter how far away you roam ♪"
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"♪ When you pine for the sunshine Of a friendly gaze ♪"
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"♪ For the holidays You can't beat home sweet home ♪"
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"♪ I met a man who lives in Tennessee ♪"
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"♪ And he was headin' for Pennsylvania ♪"
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"♪ And some homemade pumpkin pie ♪"
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"♪ From Pennsylvania folks are trav'ling ♪"
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"♪ Down to Dixie's sunny shore ♪"
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"♪ From Atlantic to Pacific ♪"
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"♪ Gee, the traffic is terrific ♪"
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"Goddamn it."
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"♪ Oh, there's no place like home For the holidays ♪"
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"♪ For the holidays ♪"
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"♪ You can't beat home sweet home ♪"
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"Willie?"
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"Willie? It's me, Thurman."
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"Willie, what are you doing? Did you get yourself stuck up there?"
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"Okay, I'll go. But this package came to my house for you, Willie."
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"There's a lot of money in it. And a phone."
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"And a note."
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"What? Chair!"
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"- Chair? - Chair!"
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"Chair."
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"Give me the goddamn chair."
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"Willie, you fell."
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"Goddamn. Are you a complete fucking retard?"
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"No. The Hungry Hoagies people tested me. I'm top of the spectrum."
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"So they made me a full-time sandwich consultant."
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"- Well, I'm glad you followed your passion. - What's that smell?"
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"Is the oven on? Are you making Hot Pockets?"
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"We do hot sandwiches at Hungry Hoagies now."
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"But I always burn my hand getting them out of oven."
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"Darlene says I should put butter on my hand, but that's stupid."
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"We only put butter on food. Hand isn't food."
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"♪ Merry Merry Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Christmas everywhere ♪"
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"♪ Merry Merry Christmas ♪"
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"I know we left on bad terms."
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"But you gotta understand, it was only business."
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"We were partners."
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"And I broke that sacred bond. It's not an excuse."
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"But Lois got all up in my kitchen."
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"Crazy bitch had me all turned around with her magical Laotian pussy."
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"- Don't blame it on the snapper. - I was pussy-blind. I'm ashamed."
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"You tried to murder me, you little prick. Remember that?"
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"And not with some little nubbin-dick gun,"
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"but with adult man-sized bullets."
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"- And now I'm here to make it up to you. - Why are you even out of the joint anyway?"
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"Some pity case on account of you're a genetic defect?"
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"You know, they used to sterilize guys like you."
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"Keep the world from becoming some Negro Land of Oz."
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"Shut the fuck up! Early release. Overcrowding."
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"Well, it must've been packed to the gills"
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"if they couldn't cram your three-foot ass in there."
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"We got a job, Willie. That two grand is just to show I'm serious."
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"Can you still crack a safe?"
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"Or did you get carpal tunnel from jacking off?"
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"- I can crack just fine, thanks. - I'm talking millions this time."
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"- Where at? - Chi-Town."
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"I thought you were all done with the gooks."
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"Chicago, you racist moron fuck!"
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"I got an associate out there who has got this thing all lined up."
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