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Clips from Bad Santa 2

"And tear your little panties off and get that ass in my face"
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"and just fuck that pussy like you can't imagine."
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"Excuse me?"
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"You filthy, dirty..."
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"Well, I thought that's what we were talking about here."
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"Get out of my car!"
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"- Damn, no sweat. - Unbelievable."
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"Goddamn."
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"- I'm trying to help you. - Look, I'm sorry."
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"I fucking read you wrong. I was just..."
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"Well, thank you, Ronald."
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"- That was some fine crustacean. - Yeah."
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"Maybe we should take this upstairs."
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"- Hmm. - What?"
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"When it's right, it's right. I feel it, you feel it?"
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"- You're really fun, but just... - I'm not tall enough for you?"
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"- What? - Go on and say it."
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"No! Your height has nothing to do with it. I don't even see height."
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"What's the trouble, then, baby?"
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"You're just not my type. I'm into older guys."
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"You know, like, older Jewish guys, older Irish guys, dads."
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"Not my dad, other people's dads. They're the best."
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"You know, they're usually into anal. But their wives won't give it up."
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"But I don't mind. I'm just into, you know, more mature, experienced guys."
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"Guys who are well-traveled, cultured and into butt stuff."
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"Bad boys, you know. Guys who don't give a fuck and treat me like shit."
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"A guy who if I asked him to choke me, would enjoy it just a little too much."
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"Damn, girl, I wouldn't pick you out for that kind of shit."
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"Christmas in general gets me so drenched."
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"I mean, a guy breaks into your house, eats your food"
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"and then punishes you because you were naughty."
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"I think I'm gonna go upstairs and watch It's a Wonderful Life"
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"and rub one out right now."
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"But thanks for the lobster."
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"Ain't that but a bitch!"
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"Done ate ten pounds of lobster"
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"and I didn't even get a chance to smell that pussy."
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"Damn. Shit."
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"Fine, get in."
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"Regent and I haven't had sex in over a decade."
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"We stay together for the charity."
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"I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook, but sometimes I need to be bad."
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"Now get your filthy ass in the car."
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"See, that's what I thought."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Fuck me like the dirty little slut that I am."
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"Call me Santa."
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"- What? - Call me Santa."
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"Don't be weird. Tell me how dirty this is."
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"- Call me Santa. - Shut up."
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"And spit on me."
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"Fuck!"
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"- Tell me how dirty it is. - Okay."
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"U h, it's a dumpster in an alley."
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"It's pretty, pretty fucking dirty, I guess."
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"- Tell me it's fucking dirty! - Okay, it's fucking dirty."
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"It's dirty."
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"Yes, it's dirty."
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"- Oh, oh, fuck me. I'm so dirty. - Yeah."
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"It was a one-time thing. That never happened."
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"All right."
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"What the fuck?"
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"I'm not missing The Bachelor finale."
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"I gotta see who the dingleberry gives his last rose to,"
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"Goiter Face or Drunk Slut."
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"Fuck! Oh! Get out of my brain!"
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"- Hey, Homeo, you got the key? - I'm gonna need a little more time."
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"Christ, am I the only one getting anything done here tonight?"
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"And I thought my family was fucked."
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"Is he always this fucking useless?"
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"- Ow! - Oh, call the medic!"
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"♪ Frosty the Snowman Was a jolly happy soul ♪"
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"♪ With a corn cob pipe and a button nose And two eyes made of out coal ♪"
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"♪ Frosty the Snowman Is a fairy tale they say ♪"
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"♪ He was made of snow But the children know ♪"
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"♪ How he came to life one day ♪"
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"♪ For Frosty the Snowman Had to hurry on... ♪"
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"- Do you know Willie? - Willie? No."
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"- Who the hell is Willie? - Can I ride the bicycle now?"
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"Why the fuck were they at an AA meeting?"
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"I don't know."
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"- Maybe he's an alcoholic. - Brilliant insight, Dorfman."
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"No, I'm wondering why they were together."
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"I wanna know who he is."
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"Find out everything. Schools, arrests, financials, meds."
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"Whatever's out there on this guy, I wanna see it."
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"Copy."
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"Yeah, do I need to seduce that girl myself to get that key?"
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"Because I can. Wouldn't be the first time."
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"Please don't make me picture that. I'm on it."
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"Well, you better be."
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"Or else I'll get her done."
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"I need full dossier on a Randall Cook."
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"Yes, I said "dossier.""
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"I'm sorry. I was under the impression that was the correct nomenclature."
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""Nomenclature.""
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"Fine! A file, then."
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"Asshole."
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"♪ Everybody shake your ungh ♪"
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"♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪"
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"♪ Shake it to the east, baby Shake it all night ♪"
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"♪ Shake it to the left Shake it to the right ♪"
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"♪ Shake it to the west, baby Shake it all night ♪"
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"♪ Move your feet Come on ♪"
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"Shitstick! Let's go! I got a side gig, just the two of us."
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"- I'm busy. - I said get in the van."
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"I said I'm fucking busy!"
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"One fucking thing I get to enjoy and you shit on that too."
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"So I help field incoming calls for the Santa appearances"
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"and shows and whatnot, so I snagged this one just for us."
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"Every year, these rich assholes throw this huge party to benefit the needy kids."
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"And this year, they requested Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus."
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"So, while you're playing Santa, I'm gonna clean these buggers out."
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"Hang on a second here."
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"I'm gonna spend my whole day with a bunch of damn kids on my lap?"
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"- I'm retired from that shit anyway. - Give me that."
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"Give me that, you fucking lush."
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"- I need you sharp. - Goddamn it."
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"♪ Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh ♪"
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"♪ O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way ♪"
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