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Clips from Bad Santa 2

"I'm in this for the dough, period. You get me?"
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"Well, it's starting to feel like Christmas."
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"Spare some change."
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"Think about somebody besides your fucking selves."
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"We gotta get eyes on that safe. Need to know the make."
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"Now you're asking the right questions, shitstick."
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"The trash chute's the best way in."
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"I'm gonna need a hand getting into position."
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"Recon. Good. We'll go tonight."
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"Look at those cheeks!"
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"That's the ugliest fucking baby on the planet."
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"I guess the abortion didn't take."
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"Well, bless your heart. Cheap little fucker."
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"Fucking dimes? Are you shitting me?"
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"- This ain't no strip joint. - What a fucking Sokes family."
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"This is what happens when you screw your cousins."
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"I taught this muskrat everything he knows."
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"- Well, you don't know shit, then, do you? - Hey, listen, before we had midget..."
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"Excuse me... little people, we had Willie."
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"He was my original elf. Remember those times, Willie?"
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"There ain't enough booze to forget it."
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"Well, he'd get panic attacks. It was embarrassing."
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"I had to make him stay outside when I was turning a trick or bowling."
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"Wait a fucking minute, you were embarrassed?"
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"Isn't that kind of like the pot calling the other cot a fuck kettle,"
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"- or whatever it was? - What the fuck you say?"
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"He's home-schooled."
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"I need a refill."
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"- And another fucking corner. - Stop it, Willie."
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"What? We're gonna steal this shit any fucking way. Who cares?"
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"But if we get fired, we got no access to the building."
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"And if we got no access to the building, we got no access to the safe."
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"And if we got no access to the safe,"
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"there's no reason for me to be standing out here, freezing my fucking nuts off."
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"You mean your nuts haven't been scraped off"
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"because they're so low to the ground already?"
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"You know every time you're passed out,"
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"I lay them on your forehead and take a picture of it."
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"I got a whole Instagram of that shit of me tea-bagging you."
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"Four thousand followers and counting, motherfucker. Ha-ha!"
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"Well, knock yourselves out. I'm getting the fuck out of here."
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"Aw, come on, we're having family time here."
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"He's always been too goddamn soft. Probably because he was born early."
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"Hell, I didn't even know I'd given birth until I tripped over him."
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"- Hello. - Hi, Willie."
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"Kid, how'd you get my number?"
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"The cherry pop lady gave it to me."
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"I cleaned your apartment, Willie. And I fed your insects."
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"They're getting really big."
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"Do you want me to get you a Christmas tree?"
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"- What? Why would I want a tree? - So we can spend Christmas together."
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"I'm in fucking Chicago, kid."
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"So you're not coming back for Christmas?"
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"- No, I'm not coming home for Christmas. - Chicago's in the Midwest, Willie."
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"They have Hungry Hoagies there too."
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"Well, good. I'll tell them you said hello, okay?"
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"Except I don't know anyone at that Hungry Hoagies."
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"All right, listen, you gotta quit fucking calling me, okay?"
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"- You're burning my minutes. - But what if it's an emergency?"
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"Fine! If it's an emergency, call me, all right?"
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"Otherwise, leave me the fuck alone, okay?"
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"Okay. I'll only call if it's an emergency."
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"Bye."
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"♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year ♪"
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"Okay, feed the kids. Come on. Give it up."
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"You've seen them babies with beer bellies."
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"Ho, ho! Come on, you got Jesus and the lambikins watching over you,"
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"checking their list twice."
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"Here you go, lady, how about a little money?"
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"You know what, you'd better hope the orphans don't riot."
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"They'll eat your fat ass right off the bat."
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"You know, a lot of these kids don't got any arms and legs and shit."
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"You're lucky. See, ma'am? Yours got all their parts."
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"- There you go. - There you go. Thank you. See you later."
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"- Damn. Mama ain't bad. - Whoa!"
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"Whoa-ho-ho! My spot."
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"You are standing on my spot."
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"Really? That's funny, I don't see your fucking name on it anywhere."
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"Well, in fairness, I did leave it unattended,"
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"but that's only because I had to run off to the little boys' room."
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"What are you, a fucking game show host or something?"
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"- Dial it back a notch. - But now I am back."
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"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"
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"'Tis the season of giving!"
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"And if you don't have cash, you can always text XMAS 999..."
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"Bullshit. No fucking way. Fucking cash only."
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"- Ten dollars or more. - Okay."
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"Hundreds are better. What?"
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"I am going to have to ask you to watch your language"
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"when you're representing the suit."
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"And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my fucking dick."
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"I'm warning you."
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"Nothing and no one is getting in the way of me spreading my joy!"
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"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"
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"You know what, I think you're some kind of pervert"
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"and you're afraid I'm muscling in on your fucking fondle territory."
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"- That's what I think. - I see what's going on here. Yes, I see."
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"- You are hurting inside. - Is that right?"
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"And there's only one thing that can change that."
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"- Yeah? What's that? - A hug."
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"- Are you out of your goddamn mind? - A hug from Santa!"
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"No, I don't need no fucking hug from Santa."
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"- Let go of me, motherfucker. - Melt all that stress away!"
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"Would you cool it, pal?"
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"You're scaring all the kids away. You know what I mean?"
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"You are a fucking pedophile!"
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"- Let go of me. - Aw!"
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"Fuck!"
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"- Ooh! - Fucking asshole!"
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"Fucking shit."
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"Fucking asshole."
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"This guy's a pedophiliac, here, and he's after all your kids."
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"You better get out of here."
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"You fucking perverted fucking asshole!"
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"What the fuck? Hang on a second."
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"He's the fucking kid diddler, not me. I'm a hero!"
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"- Sure you won't die up there? - I've done smaller spaces, trust me."
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"Well, if you don't make it, son, I got a cigar box, make a nice casket."
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"Who you calling "son"?"
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