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Clips from Bad Santa 2

"- Excuse me, Mr... - Um, Cook. Randall Cook."
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"- What's up? - Have you been drinking?"
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"Uh, I don't know. Some vodka..."
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"Because we don't allow alcohol or drugs of any kind at Giving City."
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"Why's that?"
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"You may not be aware of this, Mr. Cook, but we're a charity."
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"When you walk out those doors, you're representing us."
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"- So please try and make us look good. - Oh, we'll make you look great."
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"- Promise. - Yeah."
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"Mmm."
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"A hard-on?"
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"You sick fuck."
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"I'm the one that's been in prison for ten years."
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"It's just a semi. Don't get all bent out of shape."
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"Shut the fuck up."
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"Ho, ho, ho. What's up, Santas?"
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"Hey, don't forget to remind people,"
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"if they don't have cash, they can always text in their donation."
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"Give me some. Yeah."
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"Hey, Di. Is it the midget that's fully proportional?"
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"- Or is it the dwarf? - Regent."
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"- What? - You can't say that word."
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"Hey, I'm gonna be home late again tonight."
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"End-of-the-year accounting stuff."
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"See you, babe."
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"Thank you for helping us out again."
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"Goddamn it."
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"Sir? This way, please."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Don't be touching me."
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"- Merry Christmas. - Yeah, whatever."
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"Lying little fuck."
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"You didn't tell me I'd have to get in the fucking suit again."
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"I thought it would be a bonus. And I just wanna remind you of something."
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"It's Christmas. A time for forgiveness. For family."
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"I'm gonna remind you to fuck yourself."
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"Ronald Davis. I was told you have a suit to fit me."
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"Oh, yes. I have it right here."
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"No. I need a Santa suit. This is an elf suit."
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"I'm supposed to be a Santa."
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"Oh, sorry about the confusion. That's all we have in your size."
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"Uh, I do have a gingerbread man costume in a child's large, if you prefer."
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"I guess there is a God."
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"Step right up. Don't be shy."
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"Shitstick! What's it been? Fifteen years? Twen..."
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"Well, one thing hasn't changed. You still hit like your fucking father."
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"Fucking associate. No goddamn way."
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"Not working with that poison bitch. Never again."
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"You tricked me, you little shithole!"
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"You know fucking well you did."
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"But I thought your dad was the one you hated."
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"I hate him more than anything in the goddamn world! Except her."
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"Willie, stop! Willie!"
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"Okay, shitstick, just give me back the money for the train ticket,"
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"then we're square."
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"Or you could do your dumb-ass self a favor, at least hear me out before you quit."
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"Boy, you been selling your blood for booze?"
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"You look like a fucking albino scarecrow."
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"Anyway, still good to see you."
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"Uh, I can't say I feel the same."
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"Goddamn, what a shit hole."
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"- You conned me, you little prick. - Fuck you!"
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"Make yourselves at home. Bedroom's mine."
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"That sofa folds out, so you guys can fight over that."
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"I got chicken feet in the fridge."
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"- So that's what smells like nut sack. - Boy, have a beer."
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"- I even got minis for the midget. - Don't you ever fucking call me that."
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"Hey, listen, little man, I don't speak politically correct,"
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"so if you got a problem with that, you take it up with the Lollipop Guild."
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"Shut the hell up! Just break it down for him, Sunny."
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"I'll break it down, all right."
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"Giving City is a charity at 98 cents every dollar"
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"goes to this A-hole at the top."
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"Regent Hastings."
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"He takes in tens of thousands in donations,"
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"and he squirrels them away in an offshore account."
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"- And how are you supposed to get it? - You mean, how are we supposed to get it?"
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"These little buckets here, they're filled with cash,"
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"up to the brim, every day."
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"And then at night, they store that cash in the safe in Regent's office."
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"And that's our target. Right here."
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"Christmas Eve, they have a big charity concert."
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"So while the kids and volunteers are all singing,"
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"the money's just sitting there, waiting for an armored transfer."
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"That's our take window. Last year, the haul was almost 2 mil."
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"- And how do you know all this shit? - Because I work there, dumb-ass."
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"It's a part of my release from the joint. I've been there 3 months."
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"Just did a little digging, a little Googling,"
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"a dry hand job to Isaac in Accounting. Boom."
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"The concert's in five days."
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"Meantime, we wear the suit, hit the pavement,"
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"we ring the bell, just like the rest of the volunteers."
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"All right."
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"Well, it looks to me like you jackals already got the whole job figured out."
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"What do you need me for? You can crack a fucking safe."
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"Well, I'd like to say it's because I've missed you, my angel."
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"But I got a touch of the Parkinson's and my hearing ain't what it used to be,"
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"so I'm gonna need you on the safe."
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"Mmm."
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"And when do you pull your little Roy Rogers pistol out on me again?"
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"I said I was sorry. You gotta let that shit go, Willie!"
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"No, I think I'll hang on to it."
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"Oh, Christ."
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"If I cut ties with every numbnut who tried to shoot me,"
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"I never would've gotten pregnant with you."
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"Come on, boy. Be just like old times."
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"- Old times? - Mm-hmm."
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"You mean a living fucking nightmare? Why didn't you say so? I'm in."
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"You gotta be shitting me. Good luck with the shakes."
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"Willie, come on. Just give it a chance."
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"What, you don't trust your mother?"
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"Yeah, I trust her about as far as I can throw you."
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"And I trust you about as far as I can throw her."
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"Come on, Willie, I need this."
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"And I know your sorry ass does too. Look at you, man."
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"Okay, if you want me in on this, it's you and me against her."
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"You got it?"
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"She don't get a fucking nickel of what's in that safe. Get me?"
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"- We'll cut her out after the grab. - Damn right."
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"I knew you couldn't stay away. You always were your mama's boy."
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"You just pipe down about the family stuff, okay?"
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