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Clips from Weeds - Grasshopper (S03E03)

"Why don't you get your ass up a ladder and do it?"
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"- Should I get it? - Yeah, see who it is."
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"What I do with my time is none of your damn business."
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"And when I ask you to do something, you fucking do it."
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"I'm your aunt, I'm your elder, and I will beat you down."
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"It ain't like you don't know we supposed to have a security sys..."
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"What the fuck you doing here?"
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"Don't just stand there. Invite a nigga in."
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"Next time I ring your bell, you better hurry up and let me in."
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"Next time you in my face, gargle."
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"Oh, you a wild girl, Vaneeta."
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"- Why'd you bring him here? - He brought me. It was a surprise."
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"- I didn't even know about this place. - I know everything."
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"Now, come over here."
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"I don't want my soldiers fraternising with the help."
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"This is not me. How could you think I'd like this?"
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"The fun's just getting started."
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"- Now, where's our crop? - It ain't ready."
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"What you mean, it ain't ready?"
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"Y'all had a minute to get this place up and running."
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"Y'all got more excuses than a nigger in court."
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"Pull it up, dry it out! Let's hit the streets! Come on, let's move, now!"
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"Look, I told you. It ain't ready."
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"- Can't force nature. - Oh, no?"
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"Hm..."
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"Seedless watermelon,"
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"broccoflower, aprium - half apricot, half plum."
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"Bullshit, you can't force nature."
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"They even got a hypoallergenic cat you can buy for four grand."
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"- Knock over a plant. - What?"
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"You need to learn to wreck shit."
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"Let them know you mean business."
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"Look, I'm all for wrecking shit to make a point."
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"I do it with my kids. But we're wrecking our own shit."
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"Don't argue with me. Just go over there and bust some shit up"
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"before I have to bust one of them up, and wait for my cue."
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"So, y'all motherfuckers think we playing, huh?"
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"I want my fucking crop in a month!"
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"- Now, do it right! - Fine."
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"All right, Louis. Show's over."
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"You'll get your fucking crops, and then we're done with your ass."
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"Your grandmother always said you were a bad seed."
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"Now look at you. Full-grown shit bush."
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"You old fool."
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"It's over when I say it's over."
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"All right, Nancy, let's go."
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"Did you fucking apologise? What's the matter with you?"
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"Listen, thug means never having to say you're sorry."
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"An underground canal will carry sewage through Agrestic"
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"to our water treatment plant in Van Nuys."
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"Are you coming to the party later?"
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"- Yes. - Well, how about being my date?"
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"- We're ready to break ground. - What do you want?"
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"You ever watch a man play with a big machine?"
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"Not for a long time, but you still didn't answer my question."
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"Get over your issues, Celia. I want you."
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"Let's just start with the date, and we'll take it from there."
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"OK, stop, stop! Stop right there."
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"- Can I help you? - Mr. Groff?"
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"- Dumb name. - And you are?"
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"Warden Shlapobersky from the Wildlife Commission."
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"A mammal on our endangered species list may lose its habitat with this new construction."
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"We insist that you halt all work until we've investigated the matter."
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"- Let me guess. The dirt shrew. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Looks like a jackrabbit and a big rat fucked."
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"You're not getting anything else from me."
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"- The store is closed. - Well, this project is on hold"
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"until there's a full report on the dirt shrew, and I'm referring to the endangered animal,"
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"not the one in the hard hat and heels who's been sucking your dick."
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"- I said, "Don't let me move!" - You're big. You're a large man."
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"- It's hard to keep you in one place. - I don't let you move."
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"Shut the fuck up! I ain't talking to you!"
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"Tell him to shut his fucking mouth."
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"Shut your fucking mouth, Marvin!"
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"That's good. That was really good."
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"Hey, listen, if you don't really need me,"
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"I need to go to the flower mart"
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"to pick up some Casablanca Lilies for my boss's party."
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"I hear that all the wedding planners get there early and buy them all."
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"He'll kill me if this party tanks."
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"You're being hyperbolic."
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"I don't think he'll actually kill you."
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"But me... I'm a different matter."
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"- Put your hand on my shoulder. - Why?"
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"It helps me pay attention to my form! Do it!"
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"Review time."
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"What did we learn last night?"
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"Er..."
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"Lesson... Make an impact."
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"I'm a drug dealer,"
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"and I'm great at what I do."
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"- Don't you want to be great at what you do? - Yeah."
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"You been learning good, novice."
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"But you got to do better."
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"More money..."
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"Results..."
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"Faster."
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"Now, go get those lilies."
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"Hi, we haven't officially met. I'm Tara."
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"Silas."
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"Community service boy."
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"I saw you sell Mr. Mertes an eighth."
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"Nice cross."
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"Yes, well, I'm tight with the Lord."
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"So, he's aware you can spot an eighth from across the room?"
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"He is. In fact, he likes it when I get stoned."
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"We have some great talks."
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"Are you gonna tell on me?"
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"Not if you smoke me out."
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"Right now?"
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"Er... Tomorrow. Same time."
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"Gladwell Park."
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"Smoke me out, and I'll tell you about my friend."
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"- Jesus. - That's the one."
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"Hey, hey, go easy on the jumbo shrimp. Those are expensive."
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"Dumb name can afford it."
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"Hey, hey, shh!"
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"You got to let it go, man."
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"Love the food, pal. Want you to give a friend of mine a call."
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"We're shooting a movie in one of our empty houses."
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