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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - What's My Line?: Part 1 (S02E02)

"Are you a people person or do you prefer keeping your own company?"
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"Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?"
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"- Mark none of the above. - There are no boxes for none of the above."
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"That would introduce too many variables into their number-crunching little world."
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"I sense bitterness."
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"No, but these people can't tell from one test what we're gonna do for the rest of our lives."
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"I'm kinda curious to find out what sort of career I could have."
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"And suck the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather be in the dark."
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"- We're not gonna be young for ever. - Yes, but I'll always be stupid."
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"OK, let's not all rush to disagree."
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"You're not stupid."
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"I aspire to help my fellow man. Check."
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"As long as he's not smelly, dirty or... something gross."
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"Cordelia Chase - always ready to give a helping hand to the rich and the pretty."
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"Which, lucky me, excludes you. Twice."
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"Is murder always a crime?"
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"- Do I like shrubs? - That's between you and your God."
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"- What did you put? - I came down on the side of shrubs."
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"Go shrubs! OK. Oh..."
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"I shouldn't even be bothering with this. It's all mootville for me."
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"No matter what my test says, we know my deal."
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"- Yep! High-risk. Sub-minimum wage. - Pointy wooden things?"
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"- Then why are you taking the test? - It's Principal Snyder's hoop of the week."
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"He's not happy unless I'm jumping. I would not be here otherwise."
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"You're not a teensy-weensy bit curious about what career you could have had?"
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"If you weren't already the Slayer 'n' all."
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"Do the words sealed and fate ring any bells, Will? Why go there?"
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"You know, with that kind of attitude, you could have had a bright future at the DMV."
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"I'm sorry. It's just..."
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"Unless Hell freezes over and every vamp here puts in for retirement,..."
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"..I'd say my future is pretty much a non issue."
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"- Read it again. - I'm not sure. It could be, uh..."
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".. deprimere ille bubula... linter,"
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"Debase the beef... canoe."
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"Why does that strike me as not right?"
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"Spike, come dance."
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"Give us some peace, would you? Can't you see I'm workin'?"
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"I'm sorry, kitten."
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"It's just this manuscript. It's supposed to hold your cure, but it reads like gibberish."
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"Even Dalton, the big brain, can't make heads or tails of it."
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"I... I need to change Miss Edith."
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"Oh, forgive me."
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"You know I can't stand to see you like this."
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"We're runnin' out of time."
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"It's that bloody Slayer. Whatever I do, she's muckin' up the works."
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"You'll make it right. I know."
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"Well..."
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"Come on now..."
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"Enlighten me."
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"Well... it looks like Latin, but it's not. I'm not even sure it's a language..."
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"Then make it a language! Isn't that what a transcriber does?"
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"- Well, not exactly... - I want the cure."
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"Find..."
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"Why not? Some people find pain... very inspirational."
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"He can't help you. Not without... the key."
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"The key? You mean this book is in some kind of code?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Is that where we'll find this key? - Yeah..."
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"I'll send the boys pronto."
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"Now will you dance?"
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"I'll dance with you, pet,..."
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"..on the Slayer's grave."
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"Does rest in peace have no sanctity to you people?"
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"Oh. I forgot. You're not a people."
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"One down..."
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"One... gone."
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"Buffy... You scared me."
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"Now you know what it feels like, Stealth Guy."
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"Just droppin' by for some quality time with Mr Gordo?"
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"- Excuse me? - The pig."
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"Oh! I, uh..."
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"What's up?"
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"Nothing."
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"You don't have a nothing face. You have a something face."
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"And you don't have to whisper. Mom's in LA till Thursday - art buying or something."
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"Then... why'd you come in through the window?"
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"Habit."
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"I wanted to make sure you're OK. I had a bad feeling."
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"There's a surprise. Angel comes with bad news."
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"Oh, God! I'm sorry. Look..."
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"I've been Cranky Miss all day. It's not you."
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"- What is it, then? - It's nothing."
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"- We're having this thing at school... - Career week?"
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"- How did you know? - I lurk."
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"Right."
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"Well, you know it's a whole week of What's My Line, only... I don't get to play."
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"- Sometimes I just want... - You want what?"
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"It's OK."
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"The Cliffs Notes version?"
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"I want a normal life, like I had before."
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"Before me."
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"No, Angel, it's not you."
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"You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me."
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"I just get messed sometimes."
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"I wish we could be regular kids."
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"Yeah. I'll never be a kid."
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"OK. A regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend."
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"Was this part of your normal life?"
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"Oh, my gosh! My Dorothy Hamill phase. My room in LA was pretty much a shrine."
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"Dorothy dolls, Dorothy posters. I even got the Dorothy haircut."
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"Thereby securing a place in the geek hall of fame."
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"- And you wanted to be like her. - I wanted to be her."
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"My parents were fighting all the time and skating was an escape."
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"I felt safe."
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"When was the last time you put on your skates?"
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"About a couple of hundred demons ago."
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"There's a rink out past Route 17 that's closed on Tuesdays."
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"- Tomorrow's Tuesday. - I know."
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"Oh, here I am. Personal shopper or motivational speaker. Neato."
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"Motivational speaker on what? Ten ways to a more annoying you?"
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"Um... What about you? You're..."
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"What?"
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"What!"
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"You and Angel are going skating? Alone?"
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"Unless some unforeseen evil pops up. But I'm in full see-no-evil mode."
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"- Angel ice-skating? - I know. Two worlds collide."
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"Wouldn't you two say you know me as well as anyone?"
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"- Maybe better than I know myself? - What's this about?"
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"When you look at me, do you think prison guard?"
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"Um... Crossing guard maybe, but prison guard?"
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