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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - What's My Line?: Part 1 (S02E02)

"They just put up the assignments for the career fair..."
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"..and I can look forward to being gainfully employed in the growing field of corrections."
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"Well, at least you'll be on the right side of the bars."
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"Laugh now, missy. They assigned you to the booth for law enforcement professionals."
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"- As in police? - As in polyester, doughnuts and brutality."
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"But... doughnuts!"
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"Well, I'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it."
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"First I have to deal with Giles. He's on this Tony Robbins hyper-efficiency kick."
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"Expects me to check in every day after homeroom."
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"Police..."
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"You didn't check to see which seminar I was assigned to, did you?"
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"- I did and you weren't. - I wasn't what?"
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"- On the list. - But I handed in my test. I used a No.2 pencil."
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"- Then I guess you must have passed. - It's not the kind of test you pass or fail."
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"Your name wasn't up there, Will."
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"Buffy. Thank you."
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"I've been indexing the Watcher diaries covering the last couple of centuries."
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"You'd be amazed at how pompous and long-winded some of these watchers were."
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"Colour me stunned."
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"So, uh, I trust last night's patrol was fruitful?"
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"Semi. I caught one out of two vamps after they stole something from this mausoleum."
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"- They were stealing? - With tools, flashlights. Whole nine yards."
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"What does that mean anyway? Whole nine yards. Nine yards of what?"
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"Now it's gonna bug me all day."
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"Giles, you're in pace mode. What gives?"
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"Um... This vampire who escaped, did you see what he took?"
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"No, but I can guess and say it was something old."
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"- You didn't try to find out what was taken? - Have a cow, Giles."
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"I just figured it was your everyday vamp high jinks."
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"What if it wasn't? This could be very serious."
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"If you'd made an effort to be more thorough..."
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"If you don't like the way I do my job, why don't you find somebody else?"
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"Oh! That's right. There can only be one. As long as I'm alive there is no one else."
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"Well, there you go. I don't have to be the Slayer. I could be dead."
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"That wasn't terribly funny. You notice I don't laugh."
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"Wouldn't be much of a change. Either way I'm bored, constricted."
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"I never get to shop, and my hair and fingernails continue to grow."
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"So, really, when you think about it, what's the diff?"
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"Do we have to be introspective now?"
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"Our concern is to discover what was stolen from that mausoleum last night."
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"- This is it, then. - It hums. I can hear it."
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"Once you're well again, we'll have a coronation down main street."
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"And invite everyone. And drink for seven days and seven nights."
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"What about the Slayer? She almost blew the whole thing for us. She's trouble."
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"You don't say!"
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"Trouble? She's the gnat in my ear."
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"The gristle in my teeth."
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"She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side!"
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"- Spike? - We've gotta do something."
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"We'll never complete your cure with that bitch breathing down our necks."
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"I need to bring in the big guns. They'll take care of her once and for all."
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"- Big guns? - The Order of Taraka."
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"The bounty hunters?"
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"They're coming to my party."
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"Three of them."
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"Yes, but... The Order of Taraka, I mean..."
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"- Isn't that overkill? - No."
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"I think it's just enough kill."
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"Willow? What are you doing here? Fly. Be free, little bird. You defy category."
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"- I'm looking for Buffy. - She went with Giles about an hour ago."
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"- Some kind of field trip. - If she's not back soon, Snyder's really..."
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"..done a great job with the fair, hasn't he?"
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"Principal Snyder, great career fair, sir. Really."
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"I'm so inspired by your leadership, I'm thinkin' principal school."
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"I wanna walk in your shoes. Not your actual shoes, of course, because you're tiny."
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"Not tiny in the small sense, of course. OK, I'm done now."
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"- Where is she? - Who?"
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"- You know who. - You mean Buffy? I just saw her..."
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"Don't feed me that I just saw her a minute ago, she's around here somewhere story."
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"But I did... just see her a minute ago and she is around here somewhere."
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"- For what it's worth... - It's worth nothing, Harris."
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"Whatever comes out of your mouth is a waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
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"I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to be so honest with me."
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"I can only hope that one day I'm in the position to be that honest with you."
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"Fascinating."
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"Well, love to chat, but I got an appointment with the warden on riot procedure. Ciao,"
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"OK. See ya."
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"Willow Rosenberg? Come with us, please."
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"- Excuse me? - Let's walk."
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"Try the canapé. It's excellent."
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"What is all this?"
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"You're to meet with Mr McCarthy, recruiter for the world's leading software concern."
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"The jet was delayed by fog, but he should be here any minute."
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"Please, make yourself comfortable."
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"But I didn't even get my test back."
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"That was irrelevant. We've tracked you for some time."
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"- Is that a good thing? - I would think so."
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"We're extremely selective. In fact, only one other Sunnydale student met our criteria."
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"Canapé?"
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"Buffy! Slow down, please!"
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"Giles, we have work to do. Get with the programme."
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"You're being remarkably immature."
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"You know why? I am immature. I'm a teen. I've yet to mature."
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"I was simply offering some... constructive criticism."
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"No. You were harsh."
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"God, you act like I picked this gig, but remember I'm the picked."
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"What you have... is more than a gig. It's a sacred duty."
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"Which shouldn't prevent you from eventually procuring some more... gainful employment."
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"Such as I did."
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"Giles, it's one thing to be a watcher and a librarian."
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"They go together, like chicken and... another chicken,..."
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"..or two chickens, or something. You know what I'm saying!"
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"No one blinks an eye if you spend all your days with books."
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"What can I do? Carve stakes for a nursery?"
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"Point taken. I must admit I've never really..."
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"Now, there's a thought! Have you ever considered law enforcement?"
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"What?"
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"- May I? - Be my guest."
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"It's a reliquary,..."
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"..used to house items of religious significance."
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"Most commonly a finger or another body part from a saint."
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"Note to self: religion - freaky."
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"Du Lac."
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"- Oh dear, oh dear. - I hate when you say that."
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"Josephus du Lac was buried here."
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"He was in a sect that was excommunicated by the Vatican at the turn of the century."
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"Excommunicated and sent to Sunnydale. There's a guy big with the sinning."
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"Remember the book that was stolen from the library a few weeks ago?"
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"- Yeah. - It was written by du Lac. Damn it!"
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"I let it slip my mind with all the excitement."
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